This story has a name, and here it is, Star Wars, the Princes of the Universe
This is a fan fiction about Star Wars, which is a great movie. If you've never seen it, imagine Star Track with worse acting
Now let's start, Luke Skywaller is the name of a famous Jedi. Dark Vader is the name of another famous Jedi. They're both so pissed about the Star Wars and all that that they have promised never to get along!
Luke Skywaller: I'm gonna kill ya
Dark Vader: Uh huh
They start fighting, really whipping the shit out of each other. Luke beats on Dark Vader and Dark Vader tells Luke that he is his father. Luke's confused, I thought Bobby Kin-yoobi was my dad? Dark Vader: no, that ain't right Luke Skywaller: the hell it ain't then they start to fight a little more
So they have another fight scene and they basically say the same thing
Then they have another fight scene and it's a little different, but they hit each other with their life savers and chop each others fingers and noses off and shit
Then they keep on fighting, they use the force to make each other trip and fall but in the end nothing happens
The fight goes on for a little longer, now they are hitting each others life savers and saying shit like Oh Yeah and Take That, Dirtbag
Okay now we're at the end of the fight, Luke Skywaller has just killed Dark Vader. Dark Vader says all I want before I die is a Twix, so Luke feeds it to him through his mask. This is metaphoric of man's inhumanity to man
Then there are a few more metaphors, for example a metaphor for man's inhumanity to beast
Then there are a few jokes, for example Admirable Ackbar tells a few jokes
Luke goes back home to Earth and kills a bunch of people, and that's the end of the Star Wars. Now you're sitting at home all like I can't believe it's over, yep its all over, now you can start watching Star Track or Battlefield Galactus or what the hell ever
My name is Edmund Mann, and Star Wars is my favorite movie, followed by Purple Rain, Star Track, and Star Wars