Ok this is my first story but it's not totally horrible because my friend Ami helped me with it!
Ok I'm gonna let you in on a secret... I do not own iCarly... I know shocking
Bubble Gum Wars
No one's P.O.V.
Sam was staring at Freddie. "What?" Freddie said chewing his gum.
"I want some gum." she said. "I don't have anymore," he replied.
"Are you sure?" she asked.
"Positive, now leave me alone."
"No."
"Don't. Come. Any. Closer." Freddie said. Sam was coming towards him with a frying pan.
"Just give me some gum Fredward."
"I told you that was my last piece."
She stepped closer. Freddie screamed and ran.
"Give me the gum" Sam screamed as she followed him.
"Never" he yelled.
Freddie panicked and looked around the room for somewhere to hide. He spotted the air vent over by the stairs. Freddie crawled through the air vent. It was hot and cramped, but it was better than facing Sam. He looked up and saw a light at the end. He peeked through and saw Spencer throwing rubber chickens and hamburger meat.
"There's something wrong with him." Sam said from behind him.
"AHH!" Freddie looked over his shoulder and screamed. He didn't realize the blond headed demon was following him. He continued to crawl/run through the air vent with Sam at his tail.
When they got over the kitchen they fell through the ceiling. Sam landed on top of Freddie, knocking him unconscious.
Carly was making spaghetti tacos. She stared at the pile of people and rubble.
"Do I wanna know?" Carly inquired.
"No." Sam said.
"Ah." Carly replied.
Sam searched Freddie's pockets and took $10. "The nub was telling the truth he didn't have any more gum, Oh well."
She stole the one form his mouth and put it in hers then, making a huge bubble said "See you later Carls."
"Sure" Carly replied.
After she closed the door, Sam steped in the hallway for a second, her nose scrunched up and she spat out the gum. "Ugh, I hate watermelon!"
I know it's not big or red, but it would still mean some serious shiz if you clicked that button down there for me.