Their bodies are just in some alley way somewhere.
What will happen next?
Well you'd find out if you kept reading ya dingus.
Keep going.
Keep going.
Keep going.
Almost there.
Here we are!
-
"Merasmus! Look at this alley, there's a bunch of dead hippies here!" said Soldier.
"Well good for them Soldier, I honestly don't care." said Merasmus.
"I bet they were really dumb, let's see if they have any money on them!" said Soldier.
"You really think that they would still have money on them Soldier?" said Merasmus.
"Of course! No one wants to touch dead hippies, that's why their money would still be there!" said Soldier.
"Fine, go ahead and do it, I'll be waiting over here." said Merasmus.
"I'll need this incase those hippie's spirits are still lingering around..." whispered Soldier as he sneakily took the Bombinomicon.
Soldier walked down the alley way very cautiously.
As he started to search the bodies for money, a cat jumped out of nowhere.
Soldier freaked out and shouted some gibberish as he looked into the Bombinomicon.
A huge beam of light shot at the cat, but it missed and bounced off a trash can lid and hit the bodies.
The bodies started flying into the air.
They got up about 3 feet before they all were zapped and stood back in place.
They landed on their feet and looked up at the Soldier with red eyes.
"Dear god..." said Soldier "JESUS CHRIST THIS BURNS!" shouted Luke.
"IT FEELS LIKE I WAS JUST SPRAYED WITH PEPPER SPRAY!" shouted Ener.
"IT BURNS, WHY GOD, WHY!?" shouted Steven.
"I kinda like it..." said George.
Soldier ran away and jumped into Merasmus's arms and pointed at the 4 people.
"Did you just revive them Soldier?" said Merasmus.
"I was aiming at the spirit that jumped out at me!" exclaimed Soldier.
He pointed at the "spirit" in the alleyway.
Merasmus looked over and saw a cat licking itself.
"Soldier, you're an idiot." said Merasmus.
"Thank you." said Soldier.
"Let's just get out of here, you've caused enough trouble." said Merasmus.
The two roommates walked away together.
"Ok I think the burning stopped, how the hell are we alive?" said Luke.
"I don't know, but at least we're alive." said Ener.
They thought about what to do next...