Simpsons: Grandpa Becomes Young and Not Old Anymore
"THE SIMPSONS! daaaa na na na-na na...na...da nananana!" the peopled sing as the clouds and shit moved and da title shown up sho nuff on the screen. it was simpsons time in springedfeeld. the springs were bein strait feeled you undadstan d meh?
the people that were singing the simpsons theme were actually the people in springfield. it was weird but htey done did it anyway. thats actually the people singing the theme. don't believe me google it dude
the sympsons were having dinner. they wer eating donuts for dinner!
"mmmm donaughts...gragagagagaga" homer say as he drool a lot over the table.
"watch yer fucking drool dad you fat fuck." bart said. he was a little shit!
"fuck you bart! you little shit! bart! we should of named you bort because you shoulda been a-borted! y you little!" homer said as he strangle bart.
"ah!" bart said. his dad was chocking him!
"y u little?" homer said as he cocked bart.
the sympsonz were a diss funkchinal family. it was true.
"Y U LITTLE! Y U LITTLE! Y U LITTLE! Y U LITTLE! Y U LITTLE!Y U LITTLE! Y U LITTLE!" homper said. he choke bart and bart head was like a baloon nowbecaue hgoner phyt so much aire in his head
"homer stop thats enuff is enufgh. eat youre fucking donuts." marj said.
"ok marger." home said. he ate 0100 donuts and sat down. he was bored.
"homer your still fat old man." bart said.
"FUCK YOU!" homer screamed. he flipped off bart and flipped the table over after he heat his donuts.
"he is a right homey sympson." margey said.
"FUCK YOU MORJ." homey said.
"..." lisa simpson said.
lisa didn't say anything because fuck lisa, fuck whatever that bitch has to say. no one gives a damn
"hi i'm a baby." maggie sympson said.
"fuck this shit i am going ot the quicky mart to get some beer. mmmm beer" homer said as he drool a more. he drank a lotta beers and drove to qwucky mart. he was driving really fast. he wnet inside. apoo was there. and so was grampa! homer was also drinking when he drove which is really fun
"THE WHEELS ON THE SCHOOL BUSS GO ROUND AND WROUND WROUND AND ROUNG." homer said. he was drinking and driving so he was drunk. that's what happens when you drink licker and alcohol. you get drunk.
"my dad who is my grampa, what the fuck are you doing hear?" homer said.
"hello son, i am trying this juice. it will make me yung again i think." grampo said in an old person accent.
"what? the fuck? hello?" homer said. he was right. in the hand of the grampa was a bottle of pink goo. he drank it without even paying for it and then the light started coming out of his mouth, eyes and ass. all the winkdows in the quicky mart broke and apu was really scared and hid. grampa started hovering above homer and shimmering light from every where that was there. grampa turned into a ball of light and shot out of the store. he was gone. but apoop was mad.
"what the fuck." himer said.
"you know you gotta pay for that pink goo drink that makes old peeple young" apu said in a indien accent. everyone laughed, even api and homer.
hemler went to work. he was not happy becuase he dint like going to the place he worked at which was the nuculer power plant.
"nukluyah power plant? more like nukulard power kiss my ass." homer said as everyone laffed at the joke he said which was funny.
he sat down and ate a downute and went to bed.
he woke up the next day and went home.
homer was happy.
he chocked bart the boy again and went to bed in the sympson house. then he saw something weird. he was next to his grmapa but his grampo wasn't old no more
"gramport symspoon?" homer said.
grampo sympson strucked homer in the eye with his penis grappling hook that he ha-ha-had now. he was young now and had the rest of his life ahead of him! so he ran into the nyght never to be seen agane
then he ate a donenut sandwich.
THE END
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