*picks up right after Edward walks away in the forest*

I ran back to my house from the woods and as soon as I was in the door I slammed it shut. I was beyond pissed that Edward would just leave me like that after all we had been through together! I needed revenge.

I ran up the stairs, tripping once on the way up, and into my room. I grabbed my camera off of my desk and then reached for the manual. I quickly scanned through it to find the information I needed. Yes! It can film video! I figured out how to make it record and then pressed the button.

"They're all fucking VAMPIRES!!! The Cullens are fucking vampires!" I yelled at the camera.

"Yeah you all thought they were weird but they are way worse than that! They aren't even fucking human! They go on hunting trips all the time when they skipped school right? Well what you didn't know is that they were hunting animals for their blood not their meat!" Man, this felt good – telling everyone was so empowering!

"And the reason why they don't go to school on days when it is sunny isn't because they will burn in the sun or any shit like that, it's because they glitter in the sun! That's right their skin literally sparkles in sunlight! They sparkle like fucking fairies!"

"To all you girls out there that think Edward is soooo hot and you wish you could just fuck him senseless: Guess what? Even if he loved you that wouldn't happen because he is too much of a fucking prude to even kiss you the right way! The most I have gotten out of him is a little bit of kissing but as soon as I start to really get into it he pulls away!"

I still couldn't believe that he wouldn't get physical with me even after he had told me numerous times that he only loved me. Well, then again, I guess he didn't love me after all but why would he lie if he wasn't even trying to get into my pants?

"Glitter-skinned fucker," I muttered as I hit the button to stop the recording.

I then took the USB cord and plugged the camera into my computer. I logged on to youtube and hit upload, with a huge smile on my face.

*****One week later...*****

"Miss Swan open this door. We need you to open it or we're breaking it down. We are just trying to help you."

No way was I going open that door. They all thought I was crazy. I wasn't crazy! I WASN'T!

"I'm not crazy! And I am not opening that door! You're just trying to take me to the loony bin! What I said was true, they were all vampires!"

I heard the door breaking open and I turned around to see the men in white outfits running to me. That was the last thing I remembered before I woke up in my padded cell. Well damn it! I certainly didn't think this would happen when I put that video up.