A/N: Here's my first one-shot collection. Of course you guys know it's Hina with...well most of guys from Naurto. The first pairing is ShikaHina hope you like it!

I Don't Own Naruto. (sigh)

Chapter 1

Check Out Please

I open eyes from the irritating sound of my father's lawnmower. Ugh. Why can't that man do cut the grass during the afternoon, and not at 5:30 in the morning? Since I'm fully awake, I got up from my bed and went to the bathroom to get ready for work. My job? I work at Iruka's grocery store. Yeah he had a ramen shop, but he sold it and it went on from there. Sure with, my intellectuals I can do something better, but I chose this, because my best friend, Chouji, works there. All you have to do is stack stuff on shelves, scan stuff on the scanner, and put the food in a bag. Is that so hard?

After I got out of the bathroom, I put on some cologne called 'Sexy Man' and jogged downstairs to grab an apple. What the cologne for? Well there this girl I see every Saturday and Wednesday. Today is Saturday, so I'm making sure I'll smell my best. Sure, Sure laugh it up if you need to, but once you see her, you won't be laughing for long. She's so beautiful. Long, flowing violet hair. Eyes the color of the moonlight. Skin so smooth you'd think it's unreal. And a body that makes men drop to their knees, wishing she could walk in their direction. Even her name matches her beauty. Hinata.

As corny as I sound just a moment ago. You have to admit she sounds like a keeper, right? Well sadly she hardly know I even exist. I'm just a regular bag boy at a grocery store. But today... I feel like today is the day I'll ask her out. I told Chouji about my plan last night, but all he did was laugh at me, but he still gave me his full support.

I left the house to go to my wonderful job. When I got there I see Chouji stacking up bags of chips and sneaking a few in his mouth. I shook my head. He really need to lay off the chips. I went to storage room to clock in. I got to see the store was already crowded. Who comes the grocery store this early in the morning? I'll tell you who, women wearing tacky seats, slippers, and rags over their head. Sheesh! I thought women care about their appearances. At least they could have worn something more decent. Not wear their pajamas to a public area. I highly disapprove.

As I stood behind my counter a stack of ugly women rushed over to my line. Why is it always the ugly people who wants to be here? Maybe this cologne is stronger than I thought. One chick was talking FOREVER. I mean really. She like a hand full of coupons for every single item she bought. To prevent myself from stuffing her face with those coupons, I looked around hoping Hinata was coming soon. After 50 scans of coupons, the lady had the nerve to ask me to 'assist' her with her basket. She's asking for too much. So I do what I always do when I don't want to do something.

"Chouji!" I called out.

"What?" He asked with a mouth full of doughnuts.

"Take this lady's basket to her car." I said.

"Aw mannn." He whined. "Why can't you do it?"

"I have to check these lovely ladies over here." I smirked at the females customers. All of them swooned over my good looks.

"Whatever. Lazy ass." He muttered.

"That's the spirit. That's why your employee of the month." I snickered.

After a dozen more people, it was time for my lunch break. Thank God! Just as I was put away my apron, Hinata came towards me.

"You're Shikamaru right?" She asked.

"Yeah." I answered.

"Were you just about to leave?" She asked.

"Um no. I was just coming back from my break." I put back on my apron.

"Great!" She exclaimed as she pulled her basket filled over the top. Damn! How much does she eat?

I was almost done when I asked. "Do you want Paper or Plastic?"

"Hmm..." She pondered. Wow she looks absolutely cute when she looks like that.

She noticed me staring at her and blushed. Blush? That was a first.

"I think I have another option in mind..." She whispered.

What was she talking about? The new canvas ones?

"Like what?" I asked. Totally oblivious of what she's talking about.

"You." She looked down at the floor. Wait... Wait. A. Min. Ute. Did she just say she wants me? THE Hinata said she wants me? Whooooooooaaa.

"Oh really?" I smirked. I really couldn't help it. I'm really enjoying this moment.

"Y-yes. I was wondering if you wanted to hang out sometime?" She asked still staring at the ground and blushing hard.

She asked me out? No way! This cologne have magical powers!

"Sure." I answered.

She grabbed my hand and scribbled down her phone number on it. Very original.

"Call me." She said as she pushed her grocery out the store.

I got a date with Hinata! Woo Hoo. Wow that was very unlike me. Trust me, you will not see me like that ever again. Ever.

A/N: I thought this was cute. Trust me, I wish I could've wrote more.

Which pairing do you want to come up next?

NaruHina?

SasuHina?

KibaHina?

Let me know soon. Of course the Akatsuki will be in here. I'm just going to use them later. So they will be in the story no matter what!

Thanks for reading! Please review!