Harvest Moon
Radio Choas
By: Belldandy'sKeiichi
Note: [any text in here is a thought text]
Author's Time: I can't believe I'm actually doing this...ah. Well, most of the summery is in the story and the whole purpose of writing this story is a stress reliever...even thought things will happen to me that will seem weird, and out of place....anywho! Enjoy!
Disclaimer: You know the drill, I don't own Harvest Moon...
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*A short introduction music plays*
K1: If you are just tuning in, then I welcome you to 71.08 DATC with your host, Belldandy'sKeiichi. Or you can just call me K1. So! What exactly is 71.08 DATC? It's a radio station that me, and a whole bunch of other people host and we are all about discussing random topics with your favorite characters. Heh, so if you're looking for music like 'Get low' by Lil John and inc., then you won't find him here! But since you are already here, I might as well tell you what's going to happen. You see...
ResedaSquadron: Um...K1? Why am I here again?
K1: Ah yes, I forgot to introduce ResedaSquadron, or RS for short. He's my friend and he's here to help me host.
RS: I am?
K1: That's right! You see, there are times where things will get out of control and when that happens, your job will be to refill my shot glass and try to calm down everyone before they kill each other.
RS: But what happens if they kill me? Am I insured?
K1: *thinks for awhile* Nope! Moving on! Today's guests are your favorite characters from the Harvest Moon BTN series, Jack! Kai! Gary! ...um...Ann...let's see...eh, just come on out you guys!
All of the bachelors and bachelorettes walk in the studio and takes a seat.
K1: Welcome welcome!
Jack: Hello there K1.
K1: Ok! Now, today's random topic is...relationships! And...hey! What do you know? The people that are experts on this topic are here!
Kai: I don't get it...
K1: You're not suppose to...so! Let's start shall we? The topic: relationships. Let's start with you Ann. What is your view about relationships?
Ann: Friendly or Love?
K1: Um...love
Ann: O, I don't want to fall in love or have a relationship...
K1: *sweat drop* ok...wrong person to ask that question...how about you Doc? What is your view on relationships?
Doc: Well, my view on it, unlike Ann's, is that everyone should fall in love. I mean, love is a great thing to fell. Some people don't fall in love because of the reaction of other person but if I was in love with someone, I would tell them face to face.
Jack: O, that's rich coming from someone that just sits in the corner of the clinic all day, staring as a certain someone...
Elli: Huh? Who are they talking about? *confused*
Doc: I don't know what you're talking about...are you felling ok?
Jack: O come on, I know how the way you stare at her, wishing that someday she'll notice you.
Doc: Shut it Jack!
Elli: ???
Jack: And if I remember correctly, you told me that there are days where you just want to take her down and make out with her on the spot.
Doc: Dammit Jack! Shut the hell up! I have examination tools and I ain't afraid to use them!
Jack: Bring it on old man! Bring it on!
K1: Whoa there people! Relax! This is after all public radio and everyone around our transmission area can here you two. Besides, we have rules that you guys have to follow...like not to make threats or use certain words...
The Doctor and Jack sit back down.
K1: That's better. So Jack, you seem pretty knowledgeable about this topic. Care to share your thoughts.
Jack: Like how Gray plans to take advantage of Mary one day?
Gray: Jack!
Mary: What!
K1: O boy...here we go....
Mary: What's this talk about taking advantage of me?
Gray: *hesitant* It's nothing Mary! Jack here is acting like an ass again.
Jack: Am I Gray? But what about that thing you told me about keeping an overdue library book in your bedroom?
Gray: How do you know this stuff!
Mary: What! Then it's true!
Gray: Of course not! I won't do something like that! I mean, can you actually see me doing something like that?
Karen: *raises her hand* I can
Ann: *also raises her hand* so can I
RS: Shouldn't you do something about this K1?
K1: Shhh, Shhh, they might do something drastic....
Mary: How could you!
Gray: But I didn't do anything!
Mary: That's it! I'm doubling that book's overdue price!
Gray: What?!
K1: OK! That's enough of that! I think we should move on before one of us is dead...namely, Jack...
Jack: Hey, can't blame me. I say them as I see them...
Behind Jack, Gray was holding a gigantic clay pot over Jack but K1 shook his head at him.
K1: Ok, next person. *picks up some papers* Cliff, you're a wanderer am I correct?
Cliff: Right
K1: And that you moved to Mineral Village about a year ago right?
Cliff: That's correct...
Jack: *hands K1 a piece of paper*
K1: And it says here that you go by the name, Killer?
Cliff: Jack!!!
Jack: Hahahahaha!
K1: God, ok Jack. I don't want to hear you until I call on you ok? It seems like every time you talk, someone gets pissed. So Cliff, what is your view point on relationships?
Cliff: Well, I never had a chance to really establish a relationship with anyone... so I really can't answer that...
K1: *sweat drop* Ok...how about we talk about friendships then...Mary? Want to take the question?
Mary: I...I have no friends...
K1: *even more sweat drops* Um... *checks his papers* Ah! Ann! It says here that you and Karen are best of friends.
Ann: That's right!
Karen: Best of!
K1: Care to explain on how you guys kept a strong friendship?
Ann: Well of course the best way keep a friendship from breaking is trust. I trust Karen with all my heart and I know she trust me as much.
Karen: That's right...we share everything with each other and tell each other everything.
Jack: Can I say something?
K1: Um...no. I'm still mad at you for picking fights with everyone...
Ann: Yup, and if all of us were stranded on an island with no food, me and Karen knows who we're going to eat first...
Karen: Yup, we're eating Cliff...
Cliff: What!!!
Ann: Um...heh, Karen? I thought we were going to eat Rick...
Rick: Now wait just a minute!!!
Karen: What? We discussed this just yesterday. We eat Cliff to stay alive and use his bones as a SOS sign.
Cliff: Jesus Christ!
Ann: Heh, maybe you heard wrong over the phone. I said we eat Rick, then make Cliff king of the island.
Karen: What! Where do you come up with this bull shit!
K1: Um...girls? Public radio remember? We are suppose to be talking about relationships and friendship? Not cannibalism and survival...
Karen: Heh, maybe you're the one that heard wrong. We eat Cliff...
Ann: Rick!
Karen: Cliff!
Ann: Rick!
RS: Um...K1...think we should stop this?
K1 and RS looked at each other
K1 and RS: Nah...
Ann: *grabs Cliff* Look at him! He's all skin and bones! No real meat to him!
Karen: And you think that Rick is any better? Look at his nerdy attire! I really don't think you can eat him.
Rick: Hey now! I'm not a nerd!
Kai: Ha ha ha, this is great! I hope they get into a cat fight!
RS: So much for a strong friendship...
Ann: I bet he doesn't even taste good! *licks Cliff's check*
Everyone else: Ewww~! What the ....
Ann: *makes her lips smack* Hmm...hey Cliff, did you know you taste like grilled chicken?
Cliff: I taste like what!?!
Jack: O no! Watch out Karen! I think that Ann is trying to get your 'slut of the year' award.
K1: Hey hey hey! I told you to shut up!
Karen: What! Back off bitch! That's my title!
Everyone else: *sweat drop*
K1: Enough of this ok! Enough! You two are best friends! It doesn't really matter who eats who because you're all friends. Can't you settle it like normal human beings?
Ann and Karen looked at each other.
Ann: I'm sorry Karen...
Karen: I'm sorry Ann...
Popuri: Huh? What? Hey! I get to say something! Awww, like best of friends...
Karen: Sorry Ann for arguing...besides, I just remembered who we are really eating!
Ann: Yeah yeah! Me too!
Kai: *raises eyebrow* Really? Who?
Ann and Karen looked at each other.
Ann and Karen: We're going to eat Popuri!
Popuri: What! Wait a tick!
K1: Ok! Stop! We're not going to eat anyone!
Kai: Speaking of which, is it lunch time?
RS: Um...Kai? It's 3:51 pm...
Kai: O...damn! I'm hella hungry... *looks at Popuri's direction*
Popuri: *Backs away and curls up into a defensive position*
K1: OK! I think we covered a lot of ground. As you have heard, we learned a lot about relationships and friendships and how to settle arguments. All you need to do is threaten someone that you'll eat them and everything will be fine! I would like to thank the HM cast from coming by and giving their thoughts today...
Popuri: O my fucking god! Kai bit me!
K1: ... and from all of us, me, RS, and the others here in 71.08 DATC we would like to say...
RS: K1! Run! Popuri has snapped and is trying to bite everyone!
K1: Um....don't eat me?
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Like it? Hate it? Rate it! I might continue...if anyone reads this anyways...
Radio Choas
By: Belldandy'sKeiichi
Note: [any text in here is a thought text]
Author's Time: I can't believe I'm actually doing this...ah. Well, most of the summery is in the story and the whole purpose of writing this story is a stress reliever...even thought things will happen to me that will seem weird, and out of place....anywho! Enjoy!
Disclaimer: You know the drill, I don't own Harvest Moon...
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*A short introduction music plays*
K1: If you are just tuning in, then I welcome you to 71.08 DATC with your host, Belldandy'sKeiichi. Or you can just call me K1. So! What exactly is 71.08 DATC? It's a radio station that me, and a whole bunch of other people host and we are all about discussing random topics with your favorite characters. Heh, so if you're looking for music like 'Get low' by Lil John and inc., then you won't find him here! But since you are already here, I might as well tell you what's going to happen. You see...
ResedaSquadron: Um...K1? Why am I here again?
K1: Ah yes, I forgot to introduce ResedaSquadron, or RS for short. He's my friend and he's here to help me host.
RS: I am?
K1: That's right! You see, there are times where things will get out of control and when that happens, your job will be to refill my shot glass and try to calm down everyone before they kill each other.
RS: But what happens if they kill me? Am I insured?
K1: *thinks for awhile* Nope! Moving on! Today's guests are your favorite characters from the Harvest Moon BTN series, Jack! Kai! Gary! ...um...Ann...let's see...eh, just come on out you guys!
All of the bachelors and bachelorettes walk in the studio and takes a seat.
K1: Welcome welcome!
Jack: Hello there K1.
K1: Ok! Now, today's random topic is...relationships! And...hey! What do you know? The people that are experts on this topic are here!
Kai: I don't get it...
K1: You're not suppose to...so! Let's start shall we? The topic: relationships. Let's start with you Ann. What is your view about relationships?
Ann: Friendly or Love?
K1: Um...love
Ann: O, I don't want to fall in love or have a relationship...
K1: *sweat drop* ok...wrong person to ask that question...how about you Doc? What is your view on relationships?
Doc: Well, my view on it, unlike Ann's, is that everyone should fall in love. I mean, love is a great thing to fell. Some people don't fall in love because of the reaction of other person but if I was in love with someone, I would tell them face to face.
Jack: O, that's rich coming from someone that just sits in the corner of the clinic all day, staring as a certain someone...
Elli: Huh? Who are they talking about? *confused*
Doc: I don't know what you're talking about...are you felling ok?
Jack: O come on, I know how the way you stare at her, wishing that someday she'll notice you.
Doc: Shut it Jack!
Elli: ???
Jack: And if I remember correctly, you told me that there are days where you just want to take her down and make out with her on the spot.
Doc: Dammit Jack! Shut the hell up! I have examination tools and I ain't afraid to use them!
Jack: Bring it on old man! Bring it on!
K1: Whoa there people! Relax! This is after all public radio and everyone around our transmission area can here you two. Besides, we have rules that you guys have to follow...like not to make threats or use certain words...
The Doctor and Jack sit back down.
K1: That's better. So Jack, you seem pretty knowledgeable about this topic. Care to share your thoughts.
Jack: Like how Gray plans to take advantage of Mary one day?
Gray: Jack!
Mary: What!
K1: O boy...here we go....
Mary: What's this talk about taking advantage of me?
Gray: *hesitant* It's nothing Mary! Jack here is acting like an ass again.
Jack: Am I Gray? But what about that thing you told me about keeping an overdue library book in your bedroom?
Gray: How do you know this stuff!
Mary: What! Then it's true!
Gray: Of course not! I won't do something like that! I mean, can you actually see me doing something like that?
Karen: *raises her hand* I can
Ann: *also raises her hand* so can I
RS: Shouldn't you do something about this K1?
K1: Shhh, Shhh, they might do something drastic....
Mary: How could you!
Gray: But I didn't do anything!
Mary: That's it! I'm doubling that book's overdue price!
Gray: What?!
K1: OK! That's enough of that! I think we should move on before one of us is dead...namely, Jack...
Jack: Hey, can't blame me. I say them as I see them...
Behind Jack, Gray was holding a gigantic clay pot over Jack but K1 shook his head at him.
K1: Ok, next person. *picks up some papers* Cliff, you're a wanderer am I correct?
Cliff: Right
K1: And that you moved to Mineral Village about a year ago right?
Cliff: That's correct...
Jack: *hands K1 a piece of paper*
K1: And it says here that you go by the name, Killer?
Cliff: Jack!!!
Jack: Hahahahaha!
K1: God, ok Jack. I don't want to hear you until I call on you ok? It seems like every time you talk, someone gets pissed. So Cliff, what is your view point on relationships?
Cliff: Well, I never had a chance to really establish a relationship with anyone... so I really can't answer that...
K1: *sweat drop* Ok...how about we talk about friendships then...Mary? Want to take the question?
Mary: I...I have no friends...
K1: *even more sweat drops* Um... *checks his papers* Ah! Ann! It says here that you and Karen are best of friends.
Ann: That's right!
Karen: Best of!
K1: Care to explain on how you guys kept a strong friendship?
Ann: Well of course the best way keep a friendship from breaking is trust. I trust Karen with all my heart and I know she trust me as much.
Karen: That's right...we share everything with each other and tell each other everything.
Jack: Can I say something?
K1: Um...no. I'm still mad at you for picking fights with everyone...
Ann: Yup, and if all of us were stranded on an island with no food, me and Karen knows who we're going to eat first...
Karen: Yup, we're eating Cliff...
Cliff: What!!!
Ann: Um...heh, Karen? I thought we were going to eat Rick...
Rick: Now wait just a minute!!!
Karen: What? We discussed this just yesterday. We eat Cliff to stay alive and use his bones as a SOS sign.
Cliff: Jesus Christ!
Ann: Heh, maybe you heard wrong over the phone. I said we eat Rick, then make Cliff king of the island.
Karen: What! Where do you come up with this bull shit!
K1: Um...girls? Public radio remember? We are suppose to be talking about relationships and friendship? Not cannibalism and survival...
Karen: Heh, maybe you're the one that heard wrong. We eat Cliff...
Ann: Rick!
Karen: Cliff!
Ann: Rick!
RS: Um...K1...think we should stop this?
K1 and RS looked at each other
K1 and RS: Nah...
Ann: *grabs Cliff* Look at him! He's all skin and bones! No real meat to him!
Karen: And you think that Rick is any better? Look at his nerdy attire! I really don't think you can eat him.
Rick: Hey now! I'm not a nerd!
Kai: Ha ha ha, this is great! I hope they get into a cat fight!
RS: So much for a strong friendship...
Ann: I bet he doesn't even taste good! *licks Cliff's check*
Everyone else: Ewww~! What the ....
Ann: *makes her lips smack* Hmm...hey Cliff, did you know you taste like grilled chicken?
Cliff: I taste like what!?!
Jack: O no! Watch out Karen! I think that Ann is trying to get your 'slut of the year' award.
K1: Hey hey hey! I told you to shut up!
Karen: What! Back off bitch! That's my title!
Everyone else: *sweat drop*
K1: Enough of this ok! Enough! You two are best friends! It doesn't really matter who eats who because you're all friends. Can't you settle it like normal human beings?
Ann and Karen looked at each other.
Ann: I'm sorry Karen...
Karen: I'm sorry Ann...
Popuri: Huh? What? Hey! I get to say something! Awww, like best of friends...
Karen: Sorry Ann for arguing...besides, I just remembered who we are really eating!
Ann: Yeah yeah! Me too!
Kai: *raises eyebrow* Really? Who?
Ann and Karen looked at each other.
Ann and Karen: We're going to eat Popuri!
Popuri: What! Wait a tick!
K1: Ok! Stop! We're not going to eat anyone!
Kai: Speaking of which, is it lunch time?
RS: Um...Kai? It's 3:51 pm...
Kai: O...damn! I'm hella hungry... *looks at Popuri's direction*
Popuri: *Backs away and curls up into a defensive position*
K1: OK! I think we covered a lot of ground. As you have heard, we learned a lot about relationships and friendships and how to settle arguments. All you need to do is threaten someone that you'll eat them and everything will be fine! I would like to thank the HM cast from coming by and giving their thoughts today...
Popuri: O my fucking god! Kai bit me!
K1: ... and from all of us, me, RS, and the others here in 71.08 DATC we would like to say...
RS: K1! Run! Popuri has snapped and is trying to bite everyone!
K1: Um....don't eat me?
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Like it? Hate it? Rate it! I might continue...if anyone reads this anyways...