This is a psychotic poem I wrote a while back and it's from the point of view of Russia to the rest of the world. That should tell you just how crazy it is, da? Enjoy!


I am the wall that has ears,

The shadow at your feet.

I am the one you tell a secret,

I'm the one you'll never meet.

I am silent as a whisper

With the force of a million men.

I am the ghost that haunts you

But I'll never be your friend.

I can read you like a novel

And you'll never even know.

I can understand your every thought

Even those you never show.

Don't try to comprehend me,

I'm too complex to tell.

I see what you might offer.

...I'd rather go to Hell.

Your interests are pointless

Your thoughts are what I need.

So hand them over quietly

This warning you should heed.


Yes, that is pure insanity. No, this is not a reflection of my true mental state.

Como Siempre,

La Reina Escocia