Sonic the smart Hedgehog's Smart Life
By Sonic the smart Hedgehog
Chapter 1: Pizza Party
DISCLAIMER! I don't own any characters that are in this story! Except Sonic the smart Hedgehog and his smart buddies! Sega and other companies are the only one who owns them!
Chapter 1: Pizza Party
I wake up to the morning glow. Morning already? I thought. I look at my Mario Kart 8 bed sheets. (Why do I have Mario bed sheets when I'm a fan of my cousin?)
Oh, I didn't explain myself. My name is Sonic the smart Hedgehog! But you can call me Smart Sonic for short! (My simplistic nickname.) My cousin is the (in)famous Sonic the Hedgehog himself. He's pretty famous, but not in a good way. When Sonic 06 and Sonic Boom got released, he got infamous. The only thing to hope for him right now is Sonic Mania and Project Sonic 2017. If that doesn't work, well his franchise is dead. Let's hope that doesn't happen.
Anyways, let's get back to me. I go to a school called Smart School.(Not the most creative naming, but I'll let that go.) I go there with my smart friends who also had famous(or infamous) cousins. I'm smart, obviously. (Hence my name.) I know all the facts. (Even the complicated facts!) For example: A porcupine has about 30,000 quills.
Yep, I've still got it.
I have a backstory (who doesn't?) but I'm not going to talk about it right now. Why? Because I'll be late for school if I keep talking.
I got dressed, (I only put the glasses on) I had a breakfast, (Corn Flakes, anyone?) and I waited outside for a bus. (Buses are so slow...) Smart Tails came a minute later.
I forgot to tell you that Smart Tails is my brother. He's smart too, but he likes to crack jokes. Especially at my expense.
"Hey, big bro," Tails said,"why does a smart chicken cross the road?" I groaned because he said that joke so many times that it's probably funny at the time cavemen told that joke.
"To get to the school." I answered. Smart Tails looked shocked at me as if i solved the cure for cancer. (There is a cure. Look it up.)
"How did you know that?" Tails asked. "Because you told this joke a million times." I answered. Geez, these jokes are getting older than my grandma! I thought.
At that time, the bus came.(Finally!) We climbed onto the bus. We sat in separate seats, Smart Tails sat in the seat next to Smart Amy, while I sat in the seat next to Smart Knuckles.
"Hey Smart Sonic, what's up?" Knuckles said. "My brother told a same joke. Again." I answered.
You're probably wondering where my smart friends and I live. We live in Earth, while our infamous cousins live in the different planet called Mobius. I heard that this place is practically paradise. Maybe we'll visit them someday. (That is, if we get our own rocket. Which won't become reality until we grow up.)
Anyways, the bus stopped at school. If you're wondering what it looks like, its exterior is all blue. But its interior is all colorful. In every different room, there's a different color. The math room is green. The language arts room is yellow. The reading room is blue.(My favorite class AND my favorite color!)
We got off the bus and walked to the lunchroom (which is red) for breakfast. (Yes,we eat breakfast at home AND at school. Double bonus!) During the walk there, we talked about stuff.
"So, we're going to have a pizza party at 5:00 PM. Whose house are going to celebrate there?" Knuckles asked. I raised my hand."My house." I said. "Ok, cool." Knuckles said.
At the lunchroom, we got in line with other people and looked at the breakfast menu that's on the wall.
"Breakfast pizza?" I said. You see, breakfast pizzas are circular pizzas with sausage and eggs on it. (Strange, because I hate eating eggs, yet I enjoy that pizza. Maybe there's something on that egg that makes it taste good?)
"Yeah." Tails said. "If you don't like it, don't eat it." "I do like it!" I said. Tails is so dumb sometimes.
"I'm going to have breakfast pizza and Cheerios." Knuckles said. "I'll have a orange, breakfast pizza, and waffles." Amy said. "I'll just have breakfast pizza." Tails said. "I'll eat everything, except eggs!" I said. Did I mention I'm a big eater?
"Really, Sonic?" Tails said. "What? I just hate eggs." I said. (Even though I'm having breakfast pizza.)
After we got and ate our breakfast, (Amy gave a orange to Knuckles, who grabbed and accidentally crushed it. Juices everywhere. Amy's reaction? "Yuck!") the bell rang. We walked to math class.
Let me just say that math is the hardest subject for me. I may be smart, but I have to use my brain a lot more because the math problems are so complicated. My friends are faster in answering these questions than me, and I don't know why. Anyways, our math teacher, Mrs. Becky, gave us a worksheet. It's about multiplying. Thank goodness. I'm the master when it comes to multiplication. After doing a few problems, (9X5=45. 7X7=49. 9X10=90.) Knuckles whispers to me.
"Remember the pizza party." He said. "Don't worry, I remember." I whispered back.
In case you're wondering why Knuckles asked about my memory, well I have selective memory. I choose to remember one thing, (Pizza party) and I choose to NOT remember the other. (Math homework)
After math class is over, (I survived that class for now.) we walked to science class. "Man, math class is brutal!" I said. "Not to us!" Tails, Knuckles, and Amy replied. "Whatever." I said. I hate math so much! I thought.
In science, (Which is my other favorite subject, because I'm a pro when it comes to science!) we learned about how the scientists do their job. They measure, experiment, and record events! After that class, I got so many answers right, they might as well call me "The Science Master".
"This is too easy!" I said. My friends groan because they're tired of me being proud about being good at science.
We walked to the shop class, (which is actually the construction class) and we learned how to read a tape measure. Which is WAY too simple, because I got a 100 on that measuring tape worksheet., along with everybody else.
After that, it's language arts. We learned about prefixes and suffixes. Nobody is dumb enough to fail that test.
Reading class is next. "YES!" I cheered. "Do you really have to shout, Sonic?" Tails asked. "YEP!" I cried out.
After reading about foods from different cultures, (Spaghetti from Italy is my favorite) we had to write about that story. That's my least favorite part, but whatever.
After that, it's math. Again. Remember about math at first period? Well, the first period is about Pre-Algebra. This math class is Intensive Math. It's more complicated than the first one. I often struggle in that class. But after I (somehow) got a 100 on my Least Common Multiple worksheet, I survived that class also.
Finally, social studies is next. We learned about Nomads and how they travel around the world. (Pretty interesting if you ask me.)
After that, it's time to go home. After that long bus ride to home, (I hate buses now.) Tails and I went inside our house.
I went upstairs to my room. I got out my trusty phone and recorded the latest adventures of my plushies. I uploaded that video to YouTube. (The latest video is about Lion stopping Elmo from brainwashing Penguino.)
Oh, one last thing about me: I'm a YouTuber. I make plushie videos, but I occasionally make gaming and reaction videos, too. I have 66 subscribers at the time. I wish to be a famous, smart YouTuber someday, but for now, I have to work for it. I also enjoy making people laugh with my funny videos.
Anyways, it's 5:00 PM, and I heard a doorbell. I answered the door. Knuckles and Amy stands at my doorway. "Hey." I said. "Hello!" Amy said. "What's up?" Knuckles said.
"Ready to get this pizza party started?" I said. "We're ready!" Knuckles said as he carries the pizza inside.
I opened one of them and I made a disgusted face as I discover that Knuckles ordered onion pizzas. I HATE onions.
Luckily, there's a second pizza box, which is pepperoni. I sighed happily because pepperoni is my favorite.
We ate pizzas and had crazy conversations as time passes, ("Wanna hear about the time my grandma punched my face to say "I love you"?" We stared at Knuckles awkwardly. "I think that's called tough love." I said.) but Tails looks scared. I wonder why.
When it's 9:00 PM, Tails screamed. "MOMMY!" He cried out. "Woah, what's going on Tails?" I said. "If you have pizza party at 9:00 PM, the pizzas will come alive and devour you!" Tails shouted.
"But didn't we eat all the pizzas? I know that because Knuckles' breath is stinky from eating onion pizzas." I said. "HEY!" Knuckles shouted. "Hey, I'm just stating the facts." I said.
Suddenly, the doorbell rang. I answered the door. It's the pizza employee who hates life. I'll give support for him later, but for now, I wonder what's going on. "What's with the extra pizzas?" I said. "You won free pizzas for ordering the pepperoni and onion pizzas on September 1st, 2016. Whatever." The pizza employee explained. "Well, thanks!" I said. "Whatever." The pizza employee said. After that conversation, I brought the pizzas to my friends. This is really outlandish! I thought. "What's the topping of the pizza?" Knuckles asked after I brought them in. "I'm guessing it's pepperoni." I said. "NO! IT'S GOING TO BE ONIONS!" Knuckles shouted.
While Knuckles and I were arguing, the pizza box slowly opened by itself. Tails and Amy gasped. "IT'S THE ATTACK OF THE ONION PIZZAS!" Tails and Amy screamed.
"See? Told you." Knuckles said. I'll settle that argument later. For now, it's about to eat Tails!
I have to do something fast. Luckily, I have a idea. This idea always works with enemies.
"What's 9+10?" I asked. The pizza stopped moving and started to think. Then it answered. What's its answer? "21!" "You are so stupid." I remarked. The pizzas suddenly became weak. Except for the 8th pizza. It must be the pizza leader.
We ate the weak pizzas. (Except me) They screamed. "Tell my mom that I love her!" One of the pizzas said. Do pizzas have moms? Scratch that question. I thought.
The leader pizza suddenly became big. It must be the sauce. It devoured Knuckles. "NO! I HAVEN'T FINISHED THE ARGUMENT YET!" Knuckles shouted. Serves him right.
It devoured Tails next. "NO! I HAVEN'T GOTTEN MARRIED TO CREAM!" Tails shouted. Tails has a crush on Cream? How interesting. I thought.
Amy got devoured next. "NO! I HAVEN'T MADE A CONFESSION TO AMY YET!" I screamed. I never thought that I'll say it.
Now it's just me and the leader pizza. I'll admit: I'm a bit scared of this pizza. Why? Because it has onions on it! I don't like to eat onions! Looks like I have to conquer my dislike. First, let's use my smart trick.
"What is Walt Disney afraid of?" I asked.
The pizza thought about that question. "Birds?" The pizza leader guessed.
"Nope! It's mice!" I said. The pizza leader got weakened now. Now it's time to conquer my dislike! How? By eating the pizza leader!
I jumped and chomped on the pizza leader. "NOOO!" The pizza leader screamed.
"Hey! it's actually pretty good!" I said. I'm surprised that I suddenly like onions. Maybe it's the sour taste. I like that.
I chomped until the pizza leader fell down. It's making cheese bubbles...
OH NO! It'S GOING TO EXPLODE!
BOOM!
My friends and I are now covered in cheese. I wiped some cheese off my arms. My friends got up and wiped some cheese off themselves.
"You know, I agree with you, Knuckles. Onions are pretty good." I said. "YES! FINALLY, SOMEONE AGREES WITH ME!" Knuckles shouted.
I sighed. It doesn't matter now. We defeated the living pizzas and saved ourselves. A pretty strange, but interesting adventure if you ask me.
I smelled my breath. "Ugh! Looks like I have to brush my teeth once I go upstairs!" I said. "I don't need to brush mt teeth!" Knuckles said. "EWW!" Amy, Tails, and I shouted.
"Well, I learned my lesson! The lesson is, you don't really need to dislike your food. If you try it, maybe you might like it!" I said.
Tails elbows me in the arm. "Oh yeah, I also learned to not have pizza parties at 9:00 PM!" I added.
"That's the lesson!" Tails said.
"Yup. It's the lesson I'll never forget." I said.
Author's Note:
Well, I had fun making this fanfic! This is my first chapter of this fanfic! Expect more to come! I added some facts so you can become smart, just like me!
Remember what I said about the interior of my school being very colorful? Here's the colors of the classes!
Hallway: Rainbow
Pre-Algebra: Light Green
Science: Cyan
Shop: Gray
Language Arts: Yellow
Reading: Dark Blue
Intensive Math: Dark Green
Social Studies: Purple
Lunchroom: Red
Restrooms: Orange
Very colorful, huh?
The second chapter is coming soon people! Let's just say it involves TV...
I hope you enjoy this fanfic!