Summary: Whilst John and Mary are on their honeymoon they ask Molly, Greg and Mrs Hudson (and Mycroft) to spy on Sherlock to make sure he doesn't get into too much trouble, what they find out is shocking.

Disclaimer: I don't own Sherlock

Enjoy, just a bit of fun.

Day 1

John and Mary were waiting in the departures lounge at Heathrow when they got their first update on Sherlock-their friend/difficult child-from Mrs Hudson who's job was to 'watch' Sherlock when he was in the flat.

Sleeping like a baby-Mrs H with a photo attached of a passed out Sherlock lying face down in bed.

Mary giggled when John showed her the picture, but John couldn't help but think 'for now…'.

4 hours later

John exited the plane stretching and groaning as he watched his wife bounce about looking around the landing strip of sunny Cyprus. Once they had finally got through the passport control, collected their baggage and got the keys to their rental car John was wishing they had decided to honeymoon in the UK but with one look at the excited Mary he banished those thoughts.

John and Mary both fumbled with their phones to turn them on to see if they had any news…they did. Mary having managed to get her phone on the quickest scrolled to the bottom of her list of new messages and began reading.

Sherlock awake-new tea pot needed- Mrs H

Mary couldn't help but role her eyes and informed John of this new development who gave a heavy sigh.

Sherlock left before I could feed him. I have contacted Greg- Mrs H

John quickly sent Sherlock a message reminding him of his promise to eat properly and to behave.

Sherlock Holmes you better be keeping your promise or when I will tell Greg and Molly to not give you ANYTHING!- JW

He got and immediate reply:

I'm behaving like an angle ;)- SH

John laughed Mary had recently been teaching Sherlock to put smiley faces at the end of his texts.

Oh really- JW

Busy! - SH

He has just left the corner shop with a bag filled with what I'm sure are cigarettes- GL

John groaned but before he could send a message Mary was already tapping one of her own out.

Sherlock Holmes if you dare smoke a single cigarette whilst we are gone! - MW X

Mary how could you possibly know that… do you have Mycroft watching me?! – SH

No, now put them in the bin and go visit Molly- MW

Fine- SH

"Right now that's dealt with shall we go check into our hotel?" John asked.

"Fine." Mary said impersonating Sherlock's childish retort causing them both to giggle as they drove away from the airport.

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