Death Note Western Show
Well…somebody had to do it.
Mello groaned as he heard ruckus erupt form one of the many rooms at Wammy's.
"Hey, Near, you're such an idiot, why don't you give up on Mello?" he heard Matt shout.
The reply was,
"Well, I regret to inform you that's unacceptable. I'm his destiny, no doubt about it!"
Mello stomped into the room,
"Okay, morons," he growled, "just quit it! Looks in the mirror…"
"You don't have to be so mean!" the two shouted, "men in love fight with their hearts!"
Matt and Near randomly began a casual conversation.
"Nice job," Matt said.
"Ah, nice job," was the reply.
"How are things lately?" Matt asked.
Near twirled his white hair,
"Doing excellent, you know."
The gamer laughed,
"The DS and Wii stuff is all sold out."
Near nodded,
"Isn't that nice? No time to slow down."
"Oh, cut it out, albino."
Near shot Matt a competitive look,
"Ah, second verse is starting."
Mello groaned as Matt grabbed his hand,
"My sweetest chocolate girl, I'm in love with you."
Mello cringed…GIRL?!
Matt continued,
"If you can't understand that, I'll have to kidnap and chain you to me bed again."
Near shoved Matt out of the way, upstaging him handsomely,
"I'll steal you back risking my number one status! But I can't steal your heart."
Mello rolled his eyes,
"Cut it out, both of you…you're idiots. Are you listening to me at all?!"
"The tsundere in you is also charming," they replied. Mello arched an eyebrow…tsundre? Matt and Near, of course, didn't shut up or accept defeat. "And men compete with their heart!"
The author walked out with a sign, reading,
Sorry, no fanservice for you!
Matt held up a second one:
Why not?
The author's sign changed to,
Because this is rated K+!
The fight continued as L stepped through the door,
"Wait a minute! Aren't you forgetting someone? L! Entering the stage! Thanks for waiting!"
"Wait? What? Excuse me?" Near demanded.
"KY! KY! Try to understand the atmosphere here!" Matt shouted at his superior. "If you get carried away I'll really kick the hell outta you!!"
Mello groaned,
"Two idiots are enough for me, thank you very much! Quite insolent for a flake…who dies in only volume seven!"
"as for looks," Matt sighed, "we might not even pass level one!"
"But that's besides the point," Near said, "men fight with they're hearts!"
"Men fight with their hearts!" Matt agreed.
"WHY DON"T YOU GO AND FIGHT WITH YOUR FACES!" Mello shouted.
End
A/N: Okay, so I was watching the numerous Naruto Hyadain and how epic the original was, blah, blah, blah. I don't even play video games (and you all wonder about my lifestyle) but I thought "hey, why don't I do this with death note?" I know kibix on youtube made something like this, and I'm aware that there's an AMV like that too. I didn't know they existed while I was writing this, okay, so I'm not intentionally "stealing anyone's idea"! Oh, I forgot the disclaimer (I'm an idiot T_T)
Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
Since I don't own Death Note,
I'll cry if you sue