It was a normal fucking day in beach citiy. Mac Daddy dewey was sittin in his chair playin call of duty 18: interdimensional warfare online with all the dlcs and map packs installed. Right as he was about to get his 34.6 killstreak, some little shit with the gamertag Xx_steven_dankverse420_xX 360 noscoped his ass out of existence . "HEY THIS LITTLE SHIT'S USIN AN AIMBOT" screamed the irate mayor. "lol ur just mad cuz don't get the dank weed like i do, get on my level u scrub" exclaimed the pudgy young boy who lived with 3 illegal aliens. "N-NO IM NOT STEVEN, SHUT UP!" "lol i bet you dont even have the pink fedora dlc, ur such a n00b". This was outrageous, Mayor dewey did too have the pink fedora dlc! The balding mayor tried to continue playing the game but steven kept spawnkilling him and teabagging his body. " STOP IT STEVEN, STOP BULLYING ME IM GONNA TELL MY MOM ON YOU" "lol I'm fukin ur mom anyway so it doesn't even matter". This was the final straw. Mayor Dewey ragequited and tossed his ps6 out the window (btw this story takes place in da future ok) and kicked down the door and went outside. He got in his mayor-mobile and drove off. He now had a new mission: to murder steven and his entire fucking family.