I've been working hard to bring you the funniest Tekken fic possible! Well, maybe it's not quite that funny but you have the Kayochen seal of approval that this will not be just another nonsensical Tekken play. . . come to think of it that is just about the definition of this story. Buuuuuuut, I've worked very hard on it so it should be good! Please R/R.

Disclaimer: I don't, funnily enough, own the rights to Tekken or Wonder Woman, but if I did, you know there'd be some marmalade in there somewhere. But I do own Humphrey, so back off you Humphrey robbing cheese-mungers!

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Jin's Random and Severely Disturbed Super-Dooper Adventure

Death of Humphrey

Jin sits at the kitchen table eating a bowl of sugar-frosted binkies whilst talking to the cartoon cuckoo mascot on the box.

Jin: Hey, Cooky Cuckoo, who's the best guy in the world?

(doing a cuckoo voice) Why you of course, Jin! It was wrong of Xiayu to dump you. In fact, if I were you, I'd go murder her right now! See that big shiny meat cleaver over there?--

Jin pauses and looks up to see his mother standing in the doorway. He blushes, shuffles embarrassedly and leaps through the window.

Jin: (mid-leap) You'll never catch me, Wonder Woman, for I am the ginger-bread maaaaaaaaaaaaaaaan. . . . . OW!

Jun sticks her head through a big Jin-shaped hole in the window.

Jun: Jin? Are you okay?

Jin: (writhing in pain in a pool of marmalade [Author's Note: we've gotta keep this fic a G]) (weakly) Uh-huh.

Jun: Well, there's something you should know. . . . . . Humphrey. . . . . Humphrey has been murdered.

She holds up the corpse of a worm.

Jin: Not Humphrey!!

He breaks down in tears and grabs Jun by the neck.

Jin: (subconsciously shaking his mother violently from side to side) Why? Why? Why? Why? Why?!

Jin opens his eyes to see his mother's strangled corpse dangling out of the window. [A.N.: so much for that G rating]

Jin: No! What kind of animal took advantage of my state of mourning to kill my mother?!

Turns to see Pumba, Alex, Panda, Roger and Gon standing in a row. They immediately point at one-another.

Jin: (looking up at the sky dramatically) I will avenge you Humphrey! . . . Oh yeah, and Mom.

At that moment, a bird doo lands right on his face.

Jin: (wiping his eye) It's a sign from above. . . . Cooky Cuckoo! But what can it mean?

Jin runs to the kitchen and grabs the cereal box.

Jin: What should I do, Cooky Cuckoo?

(doing a Cooky Cuckoo voice) Become a super-hero, Jin. Avenge Humphrey, avenge Mom and kill Xiayu!

(back to Jin) I'll do it! Thank-you Cooky Cuckoo!

He sprints upstairs.

Kazuya enters and looks over to the window only to see the corpse!

Kazuya: (in tears) Noooooooooooooo! Why? Why did you have to die? (sobbing melodramatically) Humphreeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeyyyyyyyyyyy!

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Outside Jin's door, there is the sound of shuffling, a cat howling in pain and an old lady shouting 'Shut up, you bum!'.

Finally Jin emerges from his room adorning a ra-ra skirt, fishnet tights, a top hat and a Halloween cloak, whilst brandishing a frightened ferret [Legal Note: the author of this fic does not in any way promote the brandishing of frightened ferrets].

Jin: In my super-hero form of 'Super Jin' no one will guess my real identity!

Now to fly to the home of the most likely suspect, my arch enemy 'Stupid Pants Hwoarang'!

Jin leaps through the window (again), ready to fly. The only problem being that Jin, although talented in many other areas, cannot fly. He plummets to the ground and lands in a lump of Jin on the patio.

Jin: Hmmm, my flight powers must need rebooting.

The author throws Jin a boot.

Jin: Oh HA HA HA! Very funny! My sides are splitting with the hilarity of it all -- in fact, it's so funny, I think I might very well die right now!

How's that for sarcasm!?

Anywho, since my flight power is down, I'll just have to take the Jin-Mobile!

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Jin is sitting on a bus receiving many curious, disgusted and horny glances from the other passengers.

TO BE CONTINUED. . .

[Will Jin Beat up Hwoarang? Will he avenge Humphrey? Will this story ever make sense? Will I ever find my trousers? Will I ever SHUT-UP??? All this and more will be revealed in the next exciting instalment of 'Jin's Random and Severely Disturbed Super-Dooper Adventure'!!!!!!!]

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You've laughed, you've cried, you've reeled in horror at the thought that anyone could have such a blatant disregard for human sanity, now there's only one thing left to do! Review!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!