Lemuria: The Lost Empire

Disclaimer: I do not own any stuuf that is owned by anybody else. Basically, I do not own any thing except my imagination. Thank you.

Why should the other authors have all the fun? Yup. This is a spoof of Atlantis: The Lost Empire.
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Sammi: All right peoples, the movie will soon be filmed. I will post the cast and crew list up right now!

The Cast and Crew List:

Milo J. Thatch-Ivan

The Mean Old Fat Dude From The Museum That I Forgot The Name Of-Garet

Preston Whitmore-Captain of the Tolbi-Bound Ship

Helga Sinclair-Menardi

Commander Rourke-Iodem

Vinny-Picard

Mole-Agatio

Mr. Sweet-Navampa (the Colosso warrior, 'member?)

Cookie-Kraden

Audrey-Jenna

Mrs. Packard-A Random Old Lady From Tolbi (for short AROLFT)

Kida-Mia

Atlantean King-Babi

Random Atlantean Person-Alex

Atlantean Kid #1-Justin

Atlantean Kid #2-Sheba

Atlantean Fisherman-Isaac

Director and Narrarator-Sammi

Costume Designer-Felix

Script Writer-Dora

Camera Man-Saturos

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Garet: I'm the mean old fat dude from the museum!? That's mean!

Sammi: So? Come on, let's start filming!


PROLOGUE:LEMURIA BEING DESTROYED

(a tsunami is seen in the distance, some guys in spaceship thingies trying to get away)

Person #1: You Weirdo! Now you have messed up everyone's future! Or something like that...

Person #2 (in monotone voice): Ahhhh. We must warn Lemuria. Ahhh.

Person #3: Too late!

Person #1: Shut up.

(meanwhile, in Atlanti-ummm, I mean, Lemuria...)

Town Crier Dude: (sees tsunami coming) Everybody panic! Everybody panic!

Young Kida: (drops teddy bear then runs to get it)

Her Mom: Kida, leave it! We don't have time! (gets possessed by crystal thingiemabob)

Young Kida: Ooh, pretty crystal....ummm, I mean Mommy! I want my Mommy!

Babi: (covers Kida's eyes) Close your eyes, you stupid kid! Look away, I tell you, look away!

(part of Lemuria is engulfed by barrier)

(people outside the barrier are screaming and banging on it)

Dude #1: Ahhhhh! We will die! Ahhh!

Dude #2: Hey, you stupid barrier, open up! I want in!

(Lemuria goes underwater)

Sammi: ...So four score and seven years ago in a single night, Lemuria disappeared beneath the sea!

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(after filming that day)

Sammi: Good work, peoples! We're doing well!

Garet: Except for the part with Babi in it...Who would name their child 'you stupid kid'?

Babi: Why don't you just try and figure that out yourself?

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