THE MERITS OF RAW FISH
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Told by Smeagol/Gollum
To Pendragon(whowroteitall)
The merits of raw fish contain many, many delightful things. Among these things are taste, ready ability, smell, and of course entertainment.
The taste is rare. It has deceits of algea, as well as rot. It taste this way mostly because the subject of matter is eaten without fire. If it is left to long out without being devoured you are forced to share it with the flies ,who will most certainly gather in moments.
Raw fish can be found almost anywhere, ranging from oceans to lakes and including fish markets. However it is not exactly a good idea to help a hobbit*grrrrrr.....* named ....Frodo Baggins to the gates of Isagurd as it is certainly going to lead to your capture. Capture meaning that your sitting in a favorite fish hole , singing and bashing fish heads when the hobbit asks you to come to him. In doing this is not give you any pleaseings of raw fish.
Master is evil.
While the smell leaves much to be desired as a perfume, it has definite warding abilties. For example if you put three day old fish outside your cave, nothing will bother you for days. Did I metion that old raw fish works exactly the same as a clove of garlic?
Master is not master, only young stinking hobbit. Gollum is master of all, *cough gollm,gollm cough* I's iss master of raw fissh land!!!!!!!!
RAW FISH LAND!!?? *Smeagol thinks a moment and comes to this concluison* REFRESHING!!!!!!!
Well..ahm...back to the suject at hand......(embarrassed smeagol)......
The entertainment of raw fish is of high quality. All you need is a fat supisous hobbit named, Sam. Oh and of course a pot, boiling water, and some "potateers" as well as a peeler. First let said hobbit start skining "potateers" and put them in the pot. As soon as that is done run in with some dead, bloodly rabbits as well as some dead raw fish. Make a big deal out of bring the dead rabbits along with the fish and then stop midsentence and look at the pot. Exclaim that he is murdering the "potateers" and thurst the rabbits in his face saying that "these rabbits gave them selves up to be cooked with "potateers" fresh from the ground, covered in dirt". Should he retaliate in any way ,which includes him throwing away the rabbits and/or you, whip the raw fish from behind your back and threaten to hit him with it. Should he be consitist however, gently/forcefully remind him that he'll smell of raw fish *yumm.....raw sam fish * for days. [] Dumb hobbit fish....
This brings us to the end.Gollum is glad you could enjoy this . Remember that raw fish is number one, oh and reader you smell like a heard of rotting Uruk-hai muching on a bucket of raw fish (veerryy olld raw fish).
Told by Smeagol/Gollum
To Pendragon(whowroteitall)
The merits of raw fish contain many, many delightful things. Among these things are taste, ready ability, smell, and of course entertainment.
The taste is rare. It has deceits of algea, as well as rot. It taste this way mostly because the subject of matter is eaten without fire. If it is left to long out without being devoured you are forced to share it with the flies ,who will most certainly gather in moments.
Raw fish can be found almost anywhere, ranging from oceans to lakes and including fish markets. However it is not exactly a good idea to help a hobbit*grrrrrr.....* named ....Frodo Baggins to the gates of Isagurd as it is certainly going to lead to your capture. Capture meaning that your sitting in a favorite fish hole , singing and bashing fish heads when the hobbit asks you to come to him. In doing this is not give you any pleaseings of raw fish.
Master is evil.
While the smell leaves much to be desired as a perfume, it has definite warding abilties. For example if you put three day old fish outside your cave, nothing will bother you for days. Did I metion that old raw fish works exactly the same as a clove of garlic?
Master is not master, only young stinking hobbit. Gollum is master of all, *cough gollm,gollm cough* I's iss master of raw fissh land!!!!!!!!
RAW FISH LAND!!?? *Smeagol thinks a moment and comes to this concluison* REFRESHING!!!!!!!
Well..ahm...back to the suject at hand......(embarrassed smeagol)......
The entertainment of raw fish is of high quality. All you need is a fat supisous hobbit named, Sam. Oh and of course a pot, boiling water, and some "potateers" as well as a peeler. First let said hobbit start skining "potateers" and put them in the pot. As soon as that is done run in with some dead, bloodly rabbits as well as some dead raw fish. Make a big deal out of bring the dead rabbits along with the fish and then stop midsentence and look at the pot. Exclaim that he is murdering the "potateers" and thurst the rabbits in his face saying that "these rabbits gave them selves up to be cooked with "potateers" fresh from the ground, covered in dirt". Should he retaliate in any way ,which includes him throwing away the rabbits and/or you, whip the raw fish from behind your back and threaten to hit him with it. Should he be consitist however, gently/forcefully remind him that he'll smell of raw fish *yumm.....raw sam fish * for days. [] Dumb hobbit fish....
This brings us to the end.Gollum is glad you could enjoy this . Remember that raw fish is number one, oh and reader you smell like a heard of rotting Uruk-hai muching on a bucket of raw fish (veerryy olld raw fish).