Disclaimer: I do not own The Fairly Odd Parents. If I did, Timmy not wear girly clothes, the episodes would probably all be 22 minutes long rather than two stories of 15 minutes, and there would be just a LITTLE more face time for Wanda and Cosmo's cuteness.

Author's Note: First Fairly Odd Parents fanfic! YAY! I've been having ideas in my head for like…ever now but when I thought about (with no document open to be honest), I always felt like I would get stuck or it would come off weird. This is the first solid idea that not only ties INTO the series, but makes sense in my head and probably can't go awry. Basically what I was saying, was that I was afraid I'd mess it up. If anyone's still reading, this fanfic is based in the Season 4 episode "Odd Couple".

Just a Little Fun

Vicky and her newfound, no help provided, supposed soul mate were staring deep into each other's eyes, hands embraced at the Turner's front door. Timmy pulled back around the wall from seeing the display and grinned before looking up and to the side at his godparents. "I think it's working!" he said in accordance to the wish he had made previously about Vicky meeting the perfect boyfriend for her.

Cosmo raised a cupped hand to his ear and replied "Can't you hear the funeral music? I know it's working!" he smiled widely, eyes closed in glee.

Wanda's lips quirked up for a brief moment before frowning. "Yeah, but don't you think—" before she was able to voice her concern, Cosmo had pointed at her.

"Nagging! Fire two!" he yelled, swiftly changing into a smiling torpedo before cocking back and chasing after his screaming wife. Timmy remained where he was, watching the two go off before he headed into the backyard. They would return soon, he figured. And for now, he was safe from Vicky.

Wanda, flying furiously away from her husband, made her way up the stairs and towards Timmy's room. Once there, she changed into a goldfish and swam into the castle. Cosmo laughed lightly before doing the exact same thing. Swerving right and left of random pedestals and other decorations, Cosmo finally caught a glimpse of pink hair and sped up. The door to their bedroom opened magically and a few feet before Wanda could reach her bed, her husband tackled her around the middle, both toppling onto the bed. The green haired fairy began to laugh rambunctiously, arms still tight around his wife's midsection, fingers flexing every now and then by mere coincidence.

"Co—cos—cosmo! You're tickling me!" Wanda shrieked through muffled giggles, body fidgeting against his in a feeble attempt to be released. Cosmo's eyes flew opened at what she said and smirking briefly he began to purposefully tickle his wife. She yelped at first before losing control of her body and laughing uncontrollably. A few minutes later, Cosmo ceased his attack on Wanda's stomach and watched her recover. Laying there beneath him, she tried to catch her breath, eyes firmly shut and lips curved up in a smile. Her arms slowly wrapped around her stomach, both to protect from anymore future attacks and to relieve some of the pain all the prodding and laughing had caused.

Without waiting for her to calm down entirely, Cosmo bent down and kissed Wanda's lips, hands resting on either side of her head so he wouldn't fall. She sighed, returning the kiss in vigor, one hand raising to rest on the back of Cosmo's head, keeping him lowered so she would have more control if he attempted to end the kiss too soon. He tended to do that and typically to annoy her too. As the kiss continued in length, however, Wanda's thoughts eased, her anger subsided and her heart melted at the adorableness of her husband. The last coherent thought she had was that Cosmo ended their kisses shortly merely to tease her not annoy her.

When they pulled back, Wanda was smiling and Cosmo had a neutral expression on his face. "You really are kind of naggy." Her face morphed instantly to dislike, eyes narrowing in agitation at him. "But…I love you anyways?" he tried, voice pitching higher as he spoke the question. She sighed, closing her eyes momentarily. What was she going to do with him? Obviously nothing because they have been together for more than nine thousand years now. She extended her arms up, wrapped them around the fairy's neck and pulled him closer.

She smiled at his worried expression, before whispering. "Oh, just kiss me you idiot." He grinned before taking her advice and kissing her lips once more. It took him a little longer than she thought it would to ask permission to explore her mouth with his tongue. She granted his access, holding her own tongue off for as long as she could before seeking out his own. Cosmo's hands were resting on Wanda's shoulder blades as her fingers tangled themselves in his soft green hair, both oblivious to anything else at the moment. Cosmo paused in the kiss, ceasing all actions for a moment before pulling back and smiling at Wanda. She cocked her head to the side, figuring he stopped because he must have had an idea but why was he smiling at her? Taking his cue from her turned head he dove down and began to kiss his wife's neck, earning himself a light moan at the first touch.

Wanda's eyes were half lidded as she rested her head sideways on the pillow. She had a thought as her husband enjoyed his time at her neck. She reached for her wand and pulled up an image of Timmy, who was outside in his tree house reading comics. He seemed fine at the moment, so maybe they wouldn't have to sto—she gasped when Cosmo nipped at the junction between her neck and collarbone. It was always such a sensitive spot on her and it never dulled in all their years together. That and her ears. She released her wand before reaching around Cosmo's body and resting her hands on his shoulders, eyes fluttering entirely closed as she submitted herself to the pleasure being bestowed upon her. The green-haired fairy continued to nip and suck at Wanda's pasty skin, eyes wide open and locked on the woman's face, taking in every emotion that crossed it, every wince of enjoyment and every ounce of love, never wanting to forget any one of those moments.

He was about to start kissing his way up her neck to her jaw line and then her sensitive ear but he stopped again. Wanda's eyes remained closed this time, however, and she smiled blissfully, waiting patiently for his next move. "I love you Wanda." Her eyes opened and she was met with two wide green eyes really close to her face. She flicked her eyes down and saw that the rest of Cosmo's face was entirely serious.

"I love you too, Cosmo," she replied, preparing to kiss him again. A finger reached over and placed itself firmly on her lips, drawing her attention to his eyes again.

"No. I really love you Wanda. I always have and I always wanna," he started, trying to keep control over his voice. He needed her to hear this, even if it was difficult for him to keep the words in his head long enough to say them. The pink-haired fairy knew that this was important to Cosmo, so she watched him intently and stayed silent on his behalf. "I know I'm mean sometimes," he paused, eyebrows furrowing as he tried summoning the right words again. He didn't want to mess this up. "I know you could have much better than I, but you chose me. And…you've stuck with me," his eyes flickered to the headboard briefly. "…when I mess up and when I'm mean to you. You're there. I mean here. And…I'm lucky. To have you. And to have Timmy. And all our other godchildren. What I really wanna say is that…" Cosmo glared at the headboard this time, his mouth pouting after another moment of silent recalling.

"You've got it…" Wanda encouraged quietly, one hand removing itself from his hair to rest on the side of his head as though it would help.

"When I'm dumb or stupid, you should call me out on it. No matter how mad I get cause of it. You should let me know all the time when I'm being dumb," he said with as much conviction as he could muster. He took a moment to see if that was all he needed to say before nodding his head firmly once in agreement to his finishing.

"Oh sweetie. I don't want to have your…permission to call you an idiot or a moron. That's just…strange and kind of sad," Wanda said, even though there wasn't a time where, in the moment, she told him what he was or what he was acting like without even thinking about it first.

"No, you gotta," he said, but was unable to back it.

"Cosmo…"

"Promise!"

"I'm not going to—"

"Promise!" He said, glaring as best he could at her. "Or else I won't kiss you again."

Wanda's eyebrows flew up her forehead in interest. Him. Not kiss HER? How long was he planning on that happening? A minute? Nearly every one of their kisses was initiated by Cosmo, so that would be something quite amusing to see because she would remind him when he tried to kiss her. But she decided she wouldn't take that 'threat'. She smirked for a moment. "Well…since you put it THAT way, I guess I have no other choice. But between you and me, I was already going to promise you," she whispered the second sentence. "I, Wanda Ferrywinkle-Cosma, promise to always tell you, Cosmo Cosma, when you are acting like a moron, fool, or idiot," she declared officially. "Can we get back to kissing now?" she asked.

"Just kissing?" he asked in his oblivious way.

"Did you have something else in mind?" she asked, wiggling her eyebrows at him. His eyes widened at the tone of her voice as a wide, playful grin bloomed on his boyish face.

"YAY!" he cried out, causing Wanda to smile. She doubted at the moment he remembered any of what he just spoke about or what he just asked of her, but somewhere in his mind he did because he has kernels of true thought from time to time. She was just glad that when they struck, he would share them with her, so she could remember all the time for both of them. He wasn't the smartest one in the bunch or the sharpest knife in the drawer, but he was hers and hers alone. Her very own trainable and cute spoon. And she wouldn't trade him for anything any day. Wanda cupped Cosmo's cheeks lightly and pulled him down for a tender kiss that he not only deserved but certainly earned this specific day.