I will not stalk Prussia and France just to watch the yaoi-ness between them, even though it's beautiful.

Same goes for America and England.

I will not hit people with my frying pan just because I think they are after Roderich.

I will especially not hit Turkey.

…I hate that Turkish bastard's guts.

I will not team up with Prussia to kill Turkey. Nations cannot die anyways, so attempting this would be redundant.

I must not coo like a mother hen over Germany and Veneciano's relationship, even though they're adorable together.

I can't take pictures of them either.

Goddammit.

I will not ask Roderich to take me to Fucking, Austria. It is an actual town in his country, but he will take it the wrong way, and Prussia will begin talking about vital regions.

I will not steal Gilbird as revenge. All Hell will break loose if I do.

I still remember the last time someone stole Gilbird. Wales spent a week at home regenerating three of his limbs after they were torn off. It's a really good thing that nations can't die.

I will not steal Prussia's flute either. He will get upset, and Roderich will scold me for taking the joy of music away from others.

I wouldn't do that to Prussia anyways. He's my best friend, and likes to mess with Turkey to cheer me up.

I will not stalk the Bad Friends Trio with my frying pan.

Except for when they are causing mischief.

And that's if I can even catch up to them when they are escaping.

I will not hit my people with my frying pan when they ask me if I'm hungry.

Nor should I interpret it as them slandering my country name.

I must not tease Germany about being a neat freak.

Although it's really funny to see him wearing a pink apron while dusting the mantel.

I will not force Feliciano into a dress.

Especially a pink one.

Germany will faint if I do.

I must not kidnap Prussia just to get the other two Bad Friends to stop messing with Roderich.

All Hell will break loose if I do.

I must not try forcing Roderich into a dress either.

Or England into a mini skirt.

His brothers will team up and come after me if I do.

I must not kill Turkey for hurting either Roderich or Prussia.

I am only allowed to pummel him a little bit, but not into dust.

I will not beat up Poland when he tells me that I have bad fashion sense.

Min you, the only thing stopping me from doing so is the fact that it will upset Lithuania.

I will not team up with Japan.

Screw that, I'm going to team up with him anyways.

I am not allowed to own an excessive amount of cameras.

Or photo blogs.

Or various fan art accounts.

I am not allowed to put China in girl clothing.

Although he seriously could easily pass for a girl.

I will not beat up France because he accidentally looked at Roderich.

This will upset Prussia, and we do not want that.

…I've never understood how Prussia has been so good at wreaking havoc and getting under people's skin.

I will not secretly tape Prussia while he is gardening or cleaning or baking.

He will steal back my cameras when he finds out.

Too bad for him that I've already done these things.

I will not force Prussia into a dress.

He may start getting ideas.

Although he probably already has ideas.

I'm probably not going to abide by these rules at all.