When a balloon pops, the balloon becomes dead. Useless. However, the air fades and remains in existence. This doesn't work with most other things. However…

That has absolutely nothing to do with this story.

3:24 p.m. Smash Mansion Living Room

Young Link: (holding a filled string-less yellow balloon) Check it out.

Smashers: …

Young Link: Balloon.

Smashers: …

Ness: …Wanna play?

Young Link: (throws balloon at Ness) Of course.

Ness: (hits balloon back at Y. Link, hitting balloon back and forth)

Smashers: …

Bowser: …Whatever.

Popo: I want to play too! (joins in)

Nana: (following)

Mario: They must have nothing better to do…like me. My turn! (joins)

Luigi: If you're going, I am too! (joins)

Ganondorf: This is really pathetic.

Falco: Yeah, I know. (joins)

Ganondorf: Hey!

Fox: Can't let him go alone. (joins)

Bowser: (sighs)

Peach: (joins)

Yoshi: (joins)

Kirby: (joins)

Pikachu: (joins)

Pichu: (joins)

Jigglypuff: (joins)

Link: What's so fun about hitting a balloon around?

Samus: Let's see… (joins)

Link: (shrugs, joins)

Zelda: Pointless. But I guess it's better than nothing. (joins)

Bowser: (groaning)

Marth: Want to go too?

Roy: (joins)

Marth: (joins)

Bowser: Oh, come on!

C. Falcon: What Zelda said. (joins)

DK: (joins)

Dr. Mario: (joins)

Mr. Game & Watch: (joins)

Mewtwo: I am beginning to get tired of this.

Bowser: Me too.

Mewtwo: I meant the boredom. (joins)

Bowser: …

Ganondorf: …

Bowser: (thinking) Don't do it…

Ganondorf: It…couldn't hurt I guess. (joins)

Bowser: Damn. I'm the last one… (observes others playing) Oh…this is so stupid! (groaning) Fine… (joins, hits balloon, balloon pops)

All: …

Mario: Thanks a lot…

All: (groaning, complaining, scattering)

Bowser: (still standing there) …Okay…that wasn't fair. Ahh, screw it. (walks away)

The end. Yep. That's it. If you want update information, be sure to read my profile. It will ease your pain. Especially you, Master Disaster, wherever you is...are.