How to Scare a Kid with the ABCs
Pokemon Style
A is for Absol who scared you stiff
B is for Buneary who jumped off a cliff
C is Caterpie who got eaten alive
D is for Darkrai who stole your soul
E is for Entei who sent a bridge on fire
F is for Feraligator who ate a town alive
G is for Gyarados who drowned you
H is for Horsea who poisoned his kind
I is for Illumise who guides you to death
J is for Jirachi who wishes you dead
K is for Kirlia who dances in blood
L is for ladybug that squashed its sister
M for Mawile who murdered many
N is for Nidoran who stabbed you senseless
O is for Onix who stabbed you through the heart
P is Phanpy who rolled over you
Q is for Quilava who burned your house down
R is for Roselia who drown you in petals
S is for Seviper who suffocated you
T is for Taurus who rammed you off a cliff
U is for Ursula who gave you loitia
V is for Vibrava who whipped out your eyes
W is for Wailord who squashed you flat
X is for Xatu who foresaw your death
Y is for Yanmega who vaporized you
Z is for Zapdos who just plain went insane
Now you know your ABCs next time will you die with me