Title: My 18th Birthday Wish

Disclaimer: The anime characters are not mine. But the poor story is mine. I know nobody would waste their time to sue me. So don't, okay?

Summary: Both Goku's are turning 18 this year. They only had one wish, that is, to be given a very special gift by their masters. But both masters cant simply gave those, hell no!

Authors notes: I'm so happy to be back! I stop for nearly 3 years due to collage life, darn it really sucks! I hadn't been able to give any feedback or even a simple heehaw people, Ejra is still alive and kicking! Kaya although its already late but I want to thank those who reviewed:

dream-eater-is-hungry. Dream, I swear on my father's grave that I kept a copy of your review, and I said to myself after I graduate this semester I'll reconstruct this Fanfic. I'm 2nd year collage na po hehe, tanda ko na nga eh...kulang nalang tungkod. I'll refrain from putting taglish without translation!

Ja Ne, Kat

HI! One pleasure I get from writing fics is to torture Kenren…I Am plotting something against his wishes already! Heheh…evil smirk

Belated Happy birthday to Ami-13th. March 17, right? I read your fic, and even your blabbering above the story! Hehe, I wanted to get to know you that's why I took patience in reading them anyway...

Chapter 1:

Sanzo glance over the boy sitting behind the jeep/behind him. Although his eyelids were more or less shut, he could still vividly see the Genki boy brawling for the last piece of meat bun which was unluckily stolen from him.

"Damn-ero-thief Kappa! I save that in case of emergency! Give it back!" Goku take a crack at salvaging the food from the mocking guy, but alas, Gojyo only extended his arms and grin.

"Why? I don't see a name here saying 'from saru', baka " Gojyo derides before depositing it into his mouth. Goku peep at him with dejected expression and wailed in resentment.

"That's the last one Hakkai bought for me you horny Kappa! Kappa! Kappa!" Goku mocks back, instantaneously lean towards his master and seek help. "Sanzo! That-the-" however, he was stop short by the monk's glare that can be translated as 'shut the fuck up or I'll kill both of you!' look. Abruptly, Goku return to the haven of his seat at the back of Hakkai, and murmured bad stuffs about perverts by the name of Gojyo-sama.

Hakkai glance at the back, smiling amusedly at this almost routine fight of theirs. He stole a glance at Sanzo, and found the glint in his eyes, rather amusing. But Sanzo instantly detected the mere force of his eyeballs on him, and immediately gave the green eyed man a hostile look as if saying 'back off man, or you're dead'.

He chuckled inwardly. Sanzo's acting like a hard ball throughout the day - maybe he's hiding something. Maybe? Its not ought to be like that. Maybe is merely a word of speculation. He's DEAD SURE right now. Yet trying to poke it out of him could only mean you really hate your life now and wanted to be dead before dawn. But Hakkai would rather have it if Sanzo tells him the old fashion way, 'do it if you like, do it if you want to'.

--- At the town -----

As the birds went to their nest, other animals heap together too, resulting to various flocks of animals into the woods. They had been accustoming to fights set off by demons, and having to protect themselves, they have to gather simply to watch each other's backs. The humans in this town otherwise had done the opposite way. They were just too busy with money, business, and pleasure to care about demons until they show up on their threshold.

The night finally cast it's spell amongst the vastness of the clouds down to the life beyond earth. Upon settling on the first hotel they encountered, Gojyo, Sanzo, Hakkai and Goku were contented enough to visualize their beat up muscles resting on a decent bed. Just to squeeze your head against a soft pillow- and retire to the comforts of your bed is pleasure itself.

But not tonight, I'm afraid they're not going to have it their ideal way.

--- At the hotel ---

"What! You've only got 2 spare bedrooms left! Hakkai!" Gojyo called Hakkai's attention, which in return, only smiled at the redhead's strange behavior. 'Whew! Everybody's acting weird today!' Hakkai thought. If he can recall it right, checking for some vacant rooms in an old, rusting hotel was never Gojyo's thing to take into account, neither was it his hobby , nor was it in his nature to be bothered at the possibility of sharing a room.

"Ok Miss. Well get it, and screw with us!" the redhead's grin only took jiffy of Hakkai's surprise before contemplating that something very interesting must have transpire. And damn there is. Gojyo beat the sound barriers only to snatch Sanzo's credit card from him and handed it over to a pretty girl at the front desk, which Hakkai barely notice until now, to have replace the plump up lady earlier.

Gojyo slide his fiery red hair away from his eyes using his index and middle finger. He always make a good impression at a lady when he does that. And, by the way, lets not forget his sex appeal, or else he's having all our hides. Un-immune, the girl only bashfully smiles her admiration towards that gesture.

Yet uncharacteristically for Gojyo, he ended up the friendly chat too untimely and bid goodbye to his new acquaintance. He casually swung his arms around Hakkai when the latter proceeded towards the door.

"Mind sharing your room with me tonight, eh, Hakkai? Let's give those two a wide decent room for a present"

?

Hakkai's smile was loaf sided " Err- Pardon me Gojyo, but... You're not ringing any understanding to me"

Authors remark: If there's JUST one thing in this piece of junk I'm writing that I cant believe, its Hakkai being left in the dark! Besides, usual fact #1, Cho Hakkai, the renown analysis amongst the Sanzo-ikkou is unlikely to be crawling in the dark!

Until now.

Gojyo wavered his arms to stifle his uncertainty. Once again, he glance deviously outside the road where Sanzo was waiting.

"I'll spill the beans later ok? But first we've got to— Sanzo!" startled by the presence none other than the blonde himself, Gojyo instantly let go of Hakkai and grin towards the scowling monk.

"My dear friend Sanzo! Come inside and have a sit!" Then again, Sanzo merely ignored his invitation and scan them both suspiciously before turning at the less unbearable Youkai.

Hakkai, smart enough not to make him wait to any further extent, handed him the keys and smile.

"Sanzo, please be a dear and have the last room with Goku. "I'm going to share the other one with Gojyo."

Sanzo look at Hakkai impassively. But deep inside, he wanted to curse the man right now and yell to him: "DO YOU STILL WANT YOUR LIFE? THEN DON'T FUCKING SWITCH OUR ROOMS...", but he didn't. Instead, he never said a smidgen protest and seize the keys.

But if you find it in your heart to open Sanzo's math / life book, you'll encounter there
"Anger + silence usual self "

See the pattern now?

However, for some bemusing matter, Sanzo was also mystified for his inexplicable anger and uneasiness.

a/n: i don't know how i ended up with that 'formula' on the top, it just came to me in a flash! .

Wanting not to prolong this little charade anymore, the monk decided to pass amidst the group- only to halt on his first step to flight.

Anyway, where the hell is his room? ¬ ¬

Sanzo's grave look at the young landlady on the front desk was commendable. Because the moment he did that the soonest did she scramble to her feet, moved ahead of the group, and guide them towards their respective rooms. The three sign hopelessness.

Sanzo really is fearsome, don't you think sO? .

----- Tenkai -------

Morning

Goku' stick out his tongue again for the nth time around in refusal. " Nah Konzen! Now that I'm turning 18, I want a special and fabulous present!"

Konzen tilted his head away to deflate his growing irritation towards the younger boy. He was peacefully doing his toil of work here at his blessed office a while ago, until this immature boy spoiled the serenity of his room by merely showing at his front desk asking, no, demanding a present for his 18th birthday! Really. What a very foolish matter to disturb Kanzeon Busatso's hardworking nephew!

But for a very active and impulsive God like Konzen, being tied on papers is already enough to cause him his death, perched down from his desk and suspended his gaze along the fine contours of Goku's body.

'Lean chest, slender hips, long smooth legs... He's so tall, no longer a kid anymore...'

"KONZEN! Earth to KONZEN!" Konzen haven't notice it yet but Goku' was already shaking his body to wake his senses up.

However, Konzen only befalls to more enchantment when he captured sight of those russet fingers tightly clasp around his shoulder.

With golden orbs innocent as Virgin Mary, Goku' pouted and pleaded to Konzen "Konzen, 'I wanna bed you' is what I want "

nosebleed

nosebleed

nosebleed

nosebleed

nosebleed

nosebleed

nearly...

Konzen just about to sport a nosebleed -if he was Kenren thou- which obviously was not. He was Konzen, you know, the HIGHLY regarded RESPECTABLE man with a stiff personality and a 0 humorous side?

So bail him out of the Hentai's of Anime world!

"DO YOU KNOW WHAT THE FUCK YOU WANT TO HAVE BAKA SARU!"
- I thought I said respectable? ¬ ¬

Goku' smiled cheekily. "Err- I really don't. But Ken-chan told me it taste delicious! Konzen, tell me, tell me! What does it taste like? Is it really that good like what the ero-kappa brag to me?" he asked naively.

Taisho! Now what of your many idiot ways did you pass to this stupid Saru again! Konzen was certain his heartbeat's pounding twice of its normal rate.

"Neh, Konzen. Do you think 'I wanna bed you' sounds a little bit weird? Its not even listed on Tenpou's cooking book... Why is that?"

'Of course it wouldn't appear on a cooking book! Do you expect F.U.C.K to be steam or fried in a pan!'

There is only but one solution to this problem!

Konzen grab the bounded paperback on his desk and thwacked it to Goku's head.

whack! 10x

"YOU IDIOT! DIDN'T I TELL YOU NOT TO SAY SOMETHING YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND! PUT SOME COMMON SENSE INTO YOUR HEAD!"

That...proves to be the biggest downfall on Goku's pride. He's not a baka! Besides, aren't birthday celebrants allowed to appeal to a dear friend? A VERY DEAR FRIEND? A tear streak down the boy's cheek and Goku' aimed an anguish gaze to Konzen. "What... what did I do wrong now Konzen? I don't understand. You seem to be... bothered teary confused eyes

"BOTHERED! NO YOU SARU, I WANTED TO KILL RIGHT NOW!"

Goku' is five times confused now.

"I don't understand you Konzen. What I'm just asking is that gift. So, please buy one for me. Oh- By the way, I wont stop bugging you until you do so too!" he pointed him cutely with one hand before lifting the other one to cross his heart.

Miraculously, the tear issue forgotten, Konzen was allowed to relax on his seat as his anger catapulted into pure enragement. And he is very into himself when that happens. No one in his sanest mind would dare CROSS the stoic prince Konzen and what's more is to bribe and blackmail him, right? No one except this brown haired soon to be 18 year old kid that old hag had thrown to his feet in the past!

Konzen looked at the young man sternly. He was still enchanted by him nonetheless, but his anger had blinded his sight to oblivion. Stipulating compliance beyond mere words, this is what he seems now, blazing with authority ---

"You seem to be forgetting something my pet. I am your master, you obey me, and I command you to get the hell out of here and forget this stupid thing!" Since when was Konzen so particularly good at anger management? So he pointed him the direction of the door. Goku' was speechless for a moment.

In what seems like forever, Goku' bowed down his head and exited the room with a dejected expression on his solemn face.

When the kid was out of the room, with furious hands Konzen hit the nearby table with his knuckles.

---- Tzukot's-------

Tenkai's time is opposite in earth. That is why when the Sanzo-ikkou reaches the town, it was already nightfall. Konzen's confrontation happened at broad daylight while he was working. This chapter also happens in one day.

Slow the flames folks, its Summer!

My bad!