No I don't own any Hetalia character (as awesome as that'd be DX) I wish I did so badly.

The Beginning of the Month of International Chaos

America grinned. Today, he had convinced everyone to go to the beach for a summer vacation. They all need one, especially me. This will be good for us all. It may be the first time we actually get together and enjoy each other's company….I hope. He thought as he walked down to Britain's home.

"Hey Britain! Are you totally almost done packing?"

"Almost, try to be patient America." A few shirts flew out of the open window of the second story, but otherwise everything seemed natural. America shrugged and let himself inside Britain's home.

He smiled as he saw all the familiar surroundings of his once-upon-a-time-home. England's prized china set and coffee table sat in the middle of the living room right in front of the fireplace. America eased onto the couch and started to remember the memories of when he was a little child living in the British Empire's home. Iggy had been so kind to him…so compassionate, kind, friendly, brotherly, and fatherly to him when he was a little tyke. As he fondly stared at the old weathered knick-knacks, Alfred smiled at how blessed he was to have grown up in England's home.

"Allright, I'm ready to go!" England came down, completely packed for a month's vacation at the beach.

"GREAT! LET'S GO!" America volunteered to drive (since after all, he IS the HERO!) and for once, England didn't object (probably because he was too busy trying to solve a Sudoku puzzle book that Japan and China had given him for his birthday.)

America swerved around the other (normal) British citizens (who were driving on the left side of the road) and stopped at Germany's house, where Germany, Italy, Romano, Spain, Japan, China, Russia, Austria, and Hungary were all waiting for them. Fortunately, America had brought a U-haul for all of their belongings (for they were staying at the beach for a month) and motioned for everyone to pile inside the great big van he had bought for this occasion.

"Wait for me!" France raced aboard and shoved all of his belongings inside. Liechtenstein and Switzerland were coming along too, as well as Belarus and Ukraine. Sealand was coming to keep Latvia, Lithuania, Poland, and Estonia company, while Greece and Turkey were already driving down the road (fighting as usual). America didn't have enough rooms at the hotel saved for EVERYONE, so he only picked a certain few/ a lot.

"GERMANY I AM SO EXCITED TO GO TO THE BEACH WITH AMERICA AND ALL OF YOU! I CAN MAKE PASTA!"

"Nein Italy. No pasta while we are at the beach."

Italy's face fell. "Don't worry, Italy. THE HERO will let you make us pasta one night-on the night that it's your theme-okay?"

"Ve~ okay!"

England said, "So we are all having a..?"

America shook his head. "Sorry dude. I can't go against my contract. And it totally says that I can't tell ya anything.

England rolled his eyes, but didn't retort anything. Germany stared out of the window, while Japan and China compared answers to a Sudoku puzzle that they both were stumped on. Italy happily hummed his silly song about a circle while Romano half-heartedly joined in occasionally. Russia smiled, while Spain tuned his guitar (he was practicing to play Feliz Navidad). Austria was trying to compose a song, and Hungary was chatting with America every now and then.

After what seemed like hours to Germany, they finally arrived at a Holiday Inn.

America rushed inside, but soon came back outside to ask who everyone wanted to bunk with in a room (don't worry, non-yaoi fans, for there were two beds in each room). Italy claimed Romano, and Germany and Spain were secretly relieved. Everyone unanmiously voted that France have his own room, and Japan said that he would like his own room. Germany ended up sharing with Spain, China with Russia, and England with America. Hungary, Belarus, Ukraine, and Liechenstein shared, while Austria got bunked with Poland and Lithuania (don't worry there was an extra sleeping bag in each room). Sealand stayed with Latvia and Greece, and Turkey with Switzerland and Estonia.

America handed out all the keys (Canada was a stowaway along with Prussia, so Canada slept in the extra sleeping bag in America's and England's room, and Prussia had to sleep in the extra sleeping bag in Germany and Spain's room) and then told everyone to sit down so he could tell them what was happening the next month.

"OK DUDES! HAVE I GOT A SURPRISE FOR YOU! Allright!" He pulled out a chart and began to study it. "For the next month, we are going to have fun! Each day and night-except for tonight- we will be celebrating a country. For example, if tomorrow was my day, we would do whatever I wanted to do, like eat hamburgers, play video games, ride carnival rides, and stuff that I like. We will get served all three meals from that country, and we will have fun! But whatever we do, we need to have fun!

Germany nodded. "A question: how do we decide who's day it is?"

America grinned. "That's easy dude! I have it written out all on my hero chart!"

Romano winced, then asked, "Do I have to share a day with my brother? Since we are all of Italy after all."

America: "No, I counted you as separate, if that's ok. We have excatly a week after we get through with everyone, and I have some ideas ready for those days. Now let's sleep, and oh, I forgot! Tomorrow is..." He started to say who's day it was, but then he coughed.

England rolled his eyes, and said, "We'll find out tomorrow. Let's all sleep, goodnight everyone." Everyone else said their goodbyes, and went to their rooms for a blissful sleep.