Lemony: Idk why, but I've just felt this burning need to write a crackfic. I was actually inspired by the pizza delievery guy who gave me my pizza last night lol. And then I just started mulling over this mkay! Enjoy!

Toshiro Hitsugaya was rubbing his temples in frustration. He absolutely hated the fact that he was a Captain sometimes. Now it was going on midnight and he was still stuck in his office mulling over todays paperwork...which went unfinished because of his busty, yet stupid Vice Captain.

"Rangiku, your paperwork isn't done correctly...again." The white-haired boy said through gritted teeth. Rangiku rolled her eyes.

"You're just cranky because you haven't eaten today." She replied,

Toshiro's eye began to twitch, "Your more concerned about me eating than getting your paperwork done right?"

"Uh yeah." Rangiku purred, "You're a growing boy...you need to eat. You won't get any taller if you don't."

"Shut up." Toshiro told her, his cheeks burning, "And its too late for me to eat something now. No resteraunts are open."

Rangiku smirked, "Yes there is. There's this new place that's open 24 hours a day, it called Lemony something, something..."

Rangikue began to pad herself down until she reached inside of her massive cleavage and whipped out a phone number.

"They even deliever."

Toshiro took the slip of paper. He was hungry...

~Sometime Later~

KNOCK! KNOCK! KNOCK!

Toshiro looked up from his desk when he heard knocking at his door.

"Delivery for Captain Hot and Bothered!" Someone called, Toshiro frowned as he opened the door. There was a hot chick standing in the threshold.

"Its Captain Hitsugaya," He said, "How much do I owe you."

"Your not even gonna ask me my name?" The sexy beast of a girl said,

"No." Toshiro replied flatly,

"My name is Lemony and I'll be your server this evening."

"That's very nice, now my food?"

"Say my name first." Lemony purred,

"Lemony. What kind of name is that? Now may I please have my food?" Toshiro said getting a bit irritated,

"Say it with me now!" Lemony exclaimed, "Lemony! Lemony! Lemony! Its like a tribe-call quest! You say the whole thing! !"

"My food, please ma'am!" Toshiro snapped to the good looking girl

"Alright, alright." Lemony said handing him a cardboard box, "Enjoy your Chocolate Hob Knobs."

"Chocolate what?" Toshiro said frowning, "I ordered watermelon!"

"You ordered Hob Knobs."

"I did not!"

"Yes you did!"

Toshiro felt his blood pressure rising, "I ordered watermelon! I'm not going to pay for this is if my order is not right!"

"Oooohhhh...you ordered the Boiled Duck!" Lemony said looking over the recept, Toshiro growled.

"I. Ordered. Watermelon!" He snapped, "Not Chocolate Hob Knobs or Boiled Duck!"

"Hheheheheh..." Lemony laughed,

"What is so funny?"

"You said Boiled Duck!" Lemony laughed, "You said it on the phone! You said "My name is Toshiro Hitsugaya and I would like Boiled Duck!" Hahah."

"I ORDERED WATERMELON!"

"BOILED DUCK!"

"WATERMELON!"

"CHOCOLATE HOB KNOBS!"

"AAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH!"

"JAM AND TOAST!"

"Your an idiot." Toshiro said the vien in his forehead was throbbing.

Lemony smiled broadly, "There's no need to be mean. That'll be 39.50 plus tip."

"I'm not tipping you! You're crazy!"

"Yes, yes I am." Lemony said holding out her hand, "Now how about that tip, cutie?"

Toshiro just scowled and gave Lemony on the money in his pocket.

"Keep the change and don't ever come back!" He told her, Lemony smiled,

"Thank you for choosing Lemony's Delivery, please order again soon and enjoy your Hob Knobs."

"I ORDERED FREAKING WATERMELON!" Toshiro shouted but by that time Lemony jumped on her bannana yellow scooter and was off to finish her next delivery.

Lemony: Random and just plain stupid. I don't know if I'll continue this but I felt the need for a crackfic...REVIEW!