Smashing Gourmet Race
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In a small area in Popstar, Kirby, Yoshi, and King Dedede were standing in front of a starting line. The Ancient Minister swoops in.
"Hello everyone. Today, we're going to have a special race! These three must race the course, eating the most food they can! Now here are our competitors!" said the Ancient Minister.
"Hi!" said Kirby.
"Meh. I want food." said King Dedede.
"Food! Food good for me!" said Yoshi.
"Okay! Let's do this! GO!" yelled the Ancient Minister, who shoots into the air. Then a random Bronto Burt fell out of the sky. With lazer wounds.
"Ow..." said the Bronto Burt. After the trio commented on what happened they start running. Kirby and King Dedede manages to grab some food as they run along. That is when Yoshi jumps in front of them and eats all of the food in the current area. Then King Dedede got an idea. He took out a Waddle Dee.
"Hey dino! I got some food for you!" laughed King Dedede. He threw the poor Waddle Dee in front of Yoshi.
"Ow. That hurts." said the Waddle Dee. He then notices Yoshi.
"Oooh! A funny walking peice of meat." said Yoshi. The Waddle Dee screams in terror as Yoshi chases him into the backround.
"Hey! You cheater!" yelled Kirby.
"Who cares!?" yelled King Dedede.
"I care, and I think this book does too." said Kirby. He does a roll, eating a cake. He then tosses a book at King Dedede.
"Ow! Wait, where'd that book come from?" asked King Dedede.
"I have no idea." said Kirby. They continue on, eating food as they run. That is when Yoshi runs back onto the track.
"Wow. It's surprisingly comfy in here." said the Waddle Dee from Yoshi's stomach.
"Revenge!" yelled Yoshi. He jumps over to King Dedede and kicks him away. He takes out some eggs and tosses it at Kirby, who quickly eats it.
"Yummy! And my score went up!" said Kirby.
"Cool! Maybe I could eat some eggs!" said Yoshi. He lays some eggs and attempts to eat it when king Dedede tackles them both, resulting into a fight cloud. The fight cloud moves slowly across the course. As they fight, some of them ate the food as they went by. Afte 30 minutes on a what should be a 5 minute course, theya ll have 29 points, with only a tomato left. When they see the tomato, they cease the fighting and looks at each other.
"Mines!" yelled all three of them. They jump toward the tomato. Sauce splatters everywhere.
"Erg... That sticky sauce ruined my robe." muttered King Dedede.
"At least I won." said Kirby.
"But I thought I won." whined Yoshi. That's when the Ancient Minister flies in.
"Sorry, but none of you won. Roll the clip." said the Ancient Minister. Then a screen turns on, showing the scene where they all dive at the tomato. However, Dedede's hammer slips out of his robe and hits the tomato, splattering it.
"...WHAT!?" yelled all three of them.
"Yes, so unfortunatly, you all have to start the race all over again." said the Ancient Minister.
"Yay! More food!" cheered Kirby. Yoshi faints and King Dedede lets out a cry of anger.
The End