After a stupidly depressing suicide fanfic, I have decided to give you guys a more humorous fic to read! I found this old thing typed on my tablet, so I cleaned it up a little so it's...decent. No, not like it was lemon or anything, I meant that it was poorly written. It still isn't at it's best :/ Oh well! Don't forget to review!

Also, I was thinking about writing one of those fics involving a new agent in the EPF, part of it including something about bullying. What do you guys think?

"Oh...look at those sexy curves..." Jet Pack Guy commented as he was inspecting the colorful and detailed pictures.

"Yeah...running my flippers over that would be something to die for..." Gary added in response. He flipped to the next page of the magazine.

"Hold on! Go back a page!" exclaimed Jet Pack Guy. "This one's got such beautiful legs! Oh how I would kill for it to be mine!"

Gary quickly looked over to the image his co-agent was looking at and his beak slowly spread into a smile. He soon said, "A penguin can only dream to earn something as angelic as this...but anything's possible with a dream."

After his well-done wordplay, Gary gave a suggestive wink to Jet Pack Guy. In reply, he said, "Oh yeah! Nice one G!"

At that moment, Dot waddled into the room and exclaimed, "What the heck?! You two are such pervs!" She snatched the magazine from their flippers, but when she inspected it she felt like such an idiot.

Apparently, Gary and Jet Pack Guy were reading the furniture catalog.

Jet Pack Guy started to laugh uncontrollably, occasionally snorting. "Haha! Dot, you have such a dirty mind!"

Dot started to blush."H-Hey! You t-two totally sounded like y-you were reading porno!" She retorted.

"Or so you thought, you little pervert."

"S-Shut up, G! I didn't ask f-for your input! I-I...I'm leaving!" Dot left the room in a huff, too embarrassed to continue arguing with them.

When she had left the room, Gary said,"Hmph. What nerve she has to interrupt us. At least I have my toolbox..."

"Wait, what do you mean by that, G?" asked Jet Pack Guy.

"Uh...n-nevermind that, Jet Pack Guy."