It was a dark day when Sakurai took a well-deserved vacation, leaving the Smash Bros. franchise in the hands of the fan base. So many new characters, Sakurai's toys now in the hands of the fans... Disaster is sure to come.

It is a dark day for the fighters, but for us, it is the beginning of hilarity and fan's wishes to come true.

The scene took place in a large, silver room, glass windows covering control panels. A lone trio of hosts came through a single door before it sealed up. The first was a tall, long-haired blond man with a slight muscular build and a thick Russian accent. He examined the area, raising an eyebrow. "Impressive. Much like science fiction."

The next, an apparently African-American girl with oddly light blue hair in a ponytail chimed in next. "Keep in mind though, that the Admin here borrowed this from the Vocca." She let out a single sigh and looked to her to-do list. "Okay, we activated the Stadium, so shouldn't we be picking up some trophies?"

At this instant, Vincent opened a large corridor to a truck filled with the fighters: all in their inert, lifeless statue state. Renda and Vincent easily carried them in, an amazing feat due to the dense stone structure. Vincent looked to the driver, concerned about what they were doing. "Are you sure that master Sakurai is okay with this?"

The truck driver made no comment and drove off. Renda rolled her eyes and examined all the Fighters, each fitted with one of Dedede's Timer Badges. "Places, everyone!" Of course, "everyone" only included herself and Vincent, and the Administrator who was watching from elsewhere. Within thirty seconds, all the fighters were glowing with a white shimmer before exiting their petrified state.

Mario, being the figurehead of the group, was first to speak. "Oh no... Did Master Hand sign one of those Truth or Dare contracts again?"

Little Mac, a newcomer, had no clue what Mario was talking about. "Wait, what?"

Mario's Doctor countepart placed a palm on Little Mac's shoulder. "Sadly, it's happened before. Some teenage author cheaps out on fan fiction ideas and decides to act as a hormone-driven genie. Unfortunately, I had to return just before this happened again"

The Villager heard all this and couldn't help but grin. "This sounds fun!" he cheered, only to be met with the panicked protests of Lucas and Ness.

In other words, all except for the newcomers knew what was coming.

Renda sighed before stating, "Sadly, I'm also subject to the requests of the public. Whatever. We actually have a few custom commands for the newcomers." She then pulls out a single list. "Blame the Administrator, not me."

Palutena and Rosalina: Handcuffs!

Villager: Tend to my garden, peasant!

Duck Hunt: Bring me some fried Combusken!

Wii Fit Trainer: How does it feel, knowing you'll likely be subjected to yuri ships?

Mega Man: What took Capcom so long to let you in Smash?

Pac Man: WHY did Namco think it was a good idea to put you in Smash?

Upon hearing the list, Rosalina and Palutena broke out in laughter. Palutena, who was laughing more loudly, responded first. "You really think that any mortal binds can hold us?"

"She's a goddess, and I'm a boarder-line goddess. It's like putting a planet in the way of a solar flare." Rosalina followed. "Just cuff us and get it over with"

At this moment, Renda connected the cuffs from Rosalina's right hand to Palutena's left. Their smile diminished as they tug away from each other, strength alone failing to separate the two. At this point, Palutena used a small, compressed beam of light to burn through the chain to no avail. Rosalina attempted at having her Luma try breaking it, failing miserably. "What is this diabolical contraption!?"

Renda simply smiled at their predicament. "Even here, Nintendo nerfs you for the sake of game play. To make matters worse for you, those handcuffs are made of solidified data, the same as Porygon. I think that the Administrator just condemned you to a while of being rather close"

Rosalina looked down in shame. "I should not have tempted her"

Vincent looked over to the girls and shrugged. "Could be worse. Boss could have made you conjoined sisters. Now, Villager, just head through east door and bring watering can. Whatever you do, no not make physical contact with Administrator. Do not even look at her"

The Villager's smile vanishes upon hearing this. He cautiously made his way to the door, and it sealed back up after he left. A scream is heard from through the wall a few seconds after him. Vincent cringed immediately. "He found garden..."

Renda then looked to Duck Hunt. "Now, boss is craving some fiery chicken. So, grab her some wild Blaziken, got it?"

The dog simply laughed, not knowing what he was getting into...

The dog ran into the grass, some Ducklet and Swanna fly off into distance, spooked by the charging canine. The hunter accompanying him misses each shot, the dog chuckling at the failed shots. He then proceeds and finds a tribe of Blaziken... only to get launched off screen in a blaze of fiery anger. The Blaziken flips the bird to the hunter and ducks back into the grass.

Meanwhile, within the office of the Administrator, a silhouette of a female figure attached to a large mass by her hips enters a passive-aggressive state. "Where is my chicken? One cannot expect me to grow without consuming a burning beast..." She reaches beside her and holds up the canine's trophy. "I guess you can't send a dog to do an Eldritch Abomination's job..."

The dog is returned to the primary room, and revived by Mega Man. from the dog's expression, even being close to the Administrator seems to have traumatized him. At this point, Mega Man hoped to dear god he will never have to see her.

Renda, however, didn't care. "I've been working with the administrator for a year. That's not even the worst it can get! Now, Wii Fit trainer, how does it feel knowing that you will be subject to yuri by the teenage fans of Smash?"

She smiled, before giving a flirty glare to Lucina. "Oh, I'm fine, really..." Lucina remained oblivious, for she lovingly embraced her ancestor Marth the entire time. Marth still having tears of pride in his eyes at such a beautiful descendant. The trainer blushed and gave a mischievous grin. "I'm sure that her grandpa wouldn't mind, heheheheh..."

Renda raised an eyebrow. "Vinnie, it seems none of the girls are into you. Good think you don't swing their way, eh?"

"Whatever. Now, Mega Man? What took Capcom so long?"

Mega Man shrugged. "Probably because I was in their fighting games and they thought it was too much of a hassle to put me in Smash. I'm glad to finally be here, though! Do your worst, administrator!"

It was at this point that the Villager returned. "No, you do not want her to! I haven't seen her, but her garden was horrible enough!"

Mega Man's eyes widened. "What? It can't be that bad..."

The Villager looked to him, Ness and Lucas gathering as well. "It is! The vines, the flowers, they all wanted me to themselves! I would have been lost if not for my ax..."

"They wanted to eat you?" Ness said with a look of horror.

"No, it's far worse than that..."

Vincent was apathetic to the Villager's reaction, having seen worse in the Administrator's home and within Russia. "And it will get worse. Now, the yellow ball? The "Paku Paku"? What on Earth made Namco and Nintendo let you enter Brawl?"

"It can all be summed up to the fact that the check was fat" said Pac Man. After thirty-five years of remakes and horrible spinoffs, he ceased to care anymore. "It was a better idea than Disney's idea, 'Ghostly Adventures' at least."

At this point, Renda couldn't help but laugh. "Suck a fat one, Disney! Except for Gravity Falls and Star vs the Forces of Evil, those are actually good"

"I actually prefer Adventure Time" Vincent chimed in.

"Well, it appears we're finished for today. Alright, everyone. Welcome to Hell. Your rooms will appear on request, as per program"

Rosalina turned to face her. "Will I at least be uncuffed before we go to bed?"

"Well..." Renda scratched her head. "You see, the Administrator never made a key..."

Palutena, not as what one would expect from a goddess, was pissed off. "Confound this diabolical contraption!"

And so, one chapter ends. I've improved since last time, and found loopholes.

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