IN THE MANSIONO
BY MGA
Deep within the passages of the ye old mansion, an unknown force was at stir.
Twas just another typical day for young Madame Sugamama. Now my dear readers, you may be asking, who is Madame Sugamama? Well, let me tell you. But first, let us time travel to the aristocratic period of Britain.
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Ah, the aristocratic period of Britain, what an aristocratic period I tell you; the sirs, the mams, the beggars, the brothels. Now, you see dear readers, Madame Sugamama was one of those elite madams of the aristocratic era. She was the daughter of a son of a son of an uncle of a son of a feudal lord. And that means something, alright. She lived in a so totally magnificent mansion. And, within this so totally awesome mansion, there were many so totally awesome servants, maids, butlers and other things that were all under the command of Madame Sugamama. Quite a wonderful life, one could say. But alas, Madame Sugamama was missing an important piece to this wonderful life puzzle.
The love.
You see dear readers, Madame Sugamama has always been able to get everything she ever wanted throughout her life. When she was 4 years old, she bought a library. When she was 7 she purchased her first house. And when she was 14, she got her own gazebo. As you can see, Madame Sugamama is a woman of many capabilities. But being so competent comes with its drawbacks. Because she got errytang she evah wanted, everyone got jealous of her and always made fun of her and called her names and threw sticks at her and stones at her until she bled and then she had to go to the hospital and had to pay a huge medical bill and then the cycle just repeated because since she had so much money to pay off her medical bill, they all got jealous again. But in actual fact, all Madame Sugamama ever wanted was a man who could take care of her, and see past all the money she has and love her for who she really is. But… will she ever find him… deska?