Link's lunch hour
A short story by Sean O'Connor, NSW
Link squinted at the sillewete moveing closer him. Maybe it's Zelda wanting to join me for my lunch, he wondered. His eyes lit up like a pair of bombs when he realised it was Donkey Kong. Link stood up and threw his Zora sandwich to the grass.
"What brings you to Hyrule, Kong?" Link asked, examining the panting fur ball in front of him. Donkey Kong didn't reply. Instead his angry gaze settled on Link, as if showing he wanted to battle.
"You should never of come here. Now go back to planet 'Xboxious' where you belong . to burn and wither," Link said, placing his trembling hand on his sward.
At that moment Donkey Kong leaped forward at link, his mouth winder than a fat Goron. Link danced out of the way and swiped his master sward from his pouch.
Link pointed the sward at Donkey Kong and said. "Don't say I didn't warn you!" The two intertwined into a fearsome battle, swinging and stamping on each other. Link could smell rotten flesh come from Donkey Kongs mouth. I wonder how many of us he has killed, Link thought.
Donkey Kong jumped over Link, striking him from behind with his enormous foot. Link tumbled down and his sward flew out of his hands, landing several meters away. He could feel himself passing out. The ground felt jagged, like he was lying on a bunch of broken sticks.
"What can I say Link?" Donkey Kong roared. "I love eating fresh!" He lifted his foot above Links head ready to crush it. In desperation, Link grabbed a Deku stick from under him, aimed, and rammed it up Donkey Kong's hairy hole.
Donkey Kong was bewildered, to bewildered to roar. He turned from Link and walked away into the forest with a look of horror on his face and a Deku stick up his ass.
Link sighed and pulled out a copy of this month's Nintendo Gamer. He flicked to the cheat's section and scanned the pages.
"I hope someone put a code in here to unlock a F***ing can of VB!" he said to himself.
A short story by Sean O'Connor, NSW
Link squinted at the sillewete moveing closer him. Maybe it's Zelda wanting to join me for my lunch, he wondered. His eyes lit up like a pair of bombs when he realised it was Donkey Kong. Link stood up and threw his Zora sandwich to the grass.
"What brings you to Hyrule, Kong?" Link asked, examining the panting fur ball in front of him. Donkey Kong didn't reply. Instead his angry gaze settled on Link, as if showing he wanted to battle.
"You should never of come here. Now go back to planet 'Xboxious' where you belong . to burn and wither," Link said, placing his trembling hand on his sward.
At that moment Donkey Kong leaped forward at link, his mouth winder than a fat Goron. Link danced out of the way and swiped his master sward from his pouch.
Link pointed the sward at Donkey Kong and said. "Don't say I didn't warn you!" The two intertwined into a fearsome battle, swinging and stamping on each other. Link could smell rotten flesh come from Donkey Kongs mouth. I wonder how many of us he has killed, Link thought.
Donkey Kong jumped over Link, striking him from behind with his enormous foot. Link tumbled down and his sward flew out of his hands, landing several meters away. He could feel himself passing out. The ground felt jagged, like he was lying on a bunch of broken sticks.
"What can I say Link?" Donkey Kong roared. "I love eating fresh!" He lifted his foot above Links head ready to crush it. In desperation, Link grabbed a Deku stick from under him, aimed, and rammed it up Donkey Kong's hairy hole.
Donkey Kong was bewildered, to bewildered to roar. He turned from Link and walked away into the forest with a look of horror on his face and a Deku stick up his ass.
Link sighed and pulled out a copy of this month's Nintendo Gamer. He flicked to the cheat's section and scanned the pages.
"I hope someone put a code in here to unlock a F***ing can of VB!" he said to himself.