Collisions

For the Crossover Drabbles Challenge

By angellwings

Phone

1. Lightspeed Rescue/Chuck

"No, no, no, WAIT!" Chuck Bartowski yelled as he frantically waved his hands at John Casey. He winced immediately when he heard an undeniable crunch from under Casey's foot.

"Woops," Casey said in a dry and sarcastic tone.

"I could have just put it on silent. You didn't have to destroy it," Chuck said as he picked up the pieces of his once useful phone.

"You should've put it on silent to begin with," Casey told him stoically. "Briefings should be uninterrupted."

"The briefing was over," Chuck groaned as he exited the entertainment center display room.

"It's still rude," John said as he followed after him.

"And a simple 'could you please turn that off' couldn't suffice?" Chuck asked as Casey passed him. Chuck sighed and headed out of the store.

"Bartowski, where are you off to?" Big Mike demanded.

"Uh, offsite install," He lied quickly. He got into his Nerd Herd Car and headed to the AT&T store across the street. If he was getting a new phone then he should get an upgrade. As soon as he spotted the iPhone in the display window he knew what he wanted. Sarah had one and he genuinely enjoyed the rare opportunities he got to play around with hers.

"Good Afternoon, sir, is there anything I can help you with?" A bright female voice nearly screamed at him. He jumped and gave her a strained smile.

"Well you certainly are cheerful."

"I'm Kelsey, what can we do for you today?" She asked in a giddy tone.

"Well I'm in need of a new phone, and I was thinking about the iPhone but I need to make sure it can withstand extreme situations. My friends are kind of violent," He told her as he held out the broken pieces of his previous phone to her.

"I know how that goes. The iPhone is very durable, and we even have clear protective cases to make it even more durable. I have one of those on mine and it's helped my phone survive many dangerous situations," She told him with a grin.

"Exactly how durable?" He asked curiously.

"A friend of mine took me up on his plane, and decided to do some fancy tricks…my phone fell out of my pocket and bounced around the cockpit for the rest of the ride. It still didn't have a single scratch on it even after it suffered the wrath of Cowboy Joel," She told him with a nod.

"Good enough for me. I'll take it," He chuckled as the both of them headed over to the cash registers.

Chuck and Kelsey approached the counter. She went to the back and brought out his iPhone. She activated it for him, and as soon as he paid John Casey rushed through the door. He approached the counter and Chuck noticed him glaring at the petite bundle of energy that had assisted him on his purchase.

"You," He sneered. Chuck glanced back and forth between the two warily. He noticed Kelsey glaring back at John.

"Do you two know each other?" Chuck asked sarcastically.

"Unfortunately," Kelsey responded through gritted teeth.

"Lightspeed," He sneered at her accusingly.

"NSA," She sneered in return.

"Wait, hold on, are you a spy?" Chuck asked in a low whisper.

"Lots of people would like to get their hands on you Chuck, and I'm here to make sure you aren't kidnapped by supernatural forces," She whispered in return.

Casey scoffed, "Aliens and demons are not after Bartowski."

"So says the NSA," Kelsey said in an angry tone.

Chuck glanced back at Casey, "Does the NSA get along with anyone?"