Pointless Death Note Crack...
That's Not Spell Checked...
ENJOY!
How L REALLY Died
L was eating cake... Well, L was always eating cake, or at least some sort of sickeningly sweet confection, that was, nine times out of ten, some sort of cake. It really was nothing out of the ordinary to say the least. However, one day, something really odd happened...
"L! What are you doing!?" Raito Yagami seemed irrate for some reason... L didn't look into it though. He was busy... busy eating CAKE! And at this point, L was not really focused on Raito Yagami, but rather, his own stomach. And his thoughts at this point really weren't all that intelligent, and more along the lines of 'mmmm... cake...'
L answered the genius blatantly, withoug looking up.
"I'm eating cake, Light-kun."
"Cake!?" Raito yelled, "Cake!? What do you mean, you're eating cake!?"
L was slightly taken aback, but answered honestly.
"Erm... I always eat cake, Light-kun." L was slightly confused by Raito's actions, but contined the "arduous" task of munching on his sugary delight.
At this point, Raito was, for some unknown reason, shaking with rage.
"You can't eat cake, L!" the teen growled out.
L cocked his head to one side.
"Why not, Light-kun?" he inquired.
"Don't you know! You can't have you cake AND eat it too!" Raito exclaimed.
"Why have cake if you can't eat it?" L asked, slightly confused by Raito's proclamation.
"I don't know!"
"Well, if you don't know and I don't know, then I may as well eat my cake," L reasoned.
"But you can't!" the evil genius proclaimed.
"And... Why not, Light-kun...?" the spindly detective inquired.
"Think of the poor orphans who have cake, but can't eat it!"
"If they have cake, why can't they eat it? Besides, need I remind you, that I AM an orphan..."
"err... I don't know... and you don't count!"
"And why is that, Light-kun?" L asked.
"Because you are rich, L," Light reason, "and, therefore, are not a poor orphan. You're a rich orphan."
"Hmm..." Light hummed, "Whatever." And he resumed eating.
"Grr... don't turn your back on me!"
"Huh? Light-kun, I'm trying to eat..."
"Grr...! Rem!"
The female shinigami, who was standing in the corner of the room, looked up from the yaoi magazine she had been reading.
"What?" she said, boredly.
"Kill him!" Raito growled, pointing at the detective. Rem sighed.
"Hn... Whatever." She took out her Death Note and lazily wrote out L's real name, L Lawliet. She resumed reading her lovely, lovely yaoi.
And 40 seconds later, L died, or a heart attack... and landed face first in his lovely, lovely cake.
"Fufufufufu..." Raito stopped laughing. "Erm... what just happened?" He looked up at the dead L.
"Uh? I win! Whew!" Raito exclaimed. And he dance the night away...
Fin...
or is it?