Wait! Achi wrote another Levinstar fic? After the last fiasco?! And she's posting it!?
Hit the lifeboats! Women and yuri fans first!
But seriously, I looked at the last one, nearly seppukued myself in shame, deleted it, and swore to do my best to bring something better to the party. And here it is. I hope.
Disclaimer: Nothing here is in anyway fitting with the facts presented by any and all fandoms involved. It's a foe-yay fic for God's sake!
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"Okay, example, did you know, one country is overrun with three-headed dragon-beasts every 64 years?" Bright blue eyes turned to him, eyebrows raised in disbelief.
"What?"
"Seriously, they're like mayflies! Every 64 years their wings grow in, they spread out; the females eat everything and everyone they can; and they mate like rabbits. Then the females go back home, lay their eggs and they all die in mass."
"Bullshit."
"It's true! The females die in caves, while the males waste away all around the country. It's sorta like octopuses-"
"Pi." It was the larger one's turn to look incredulous.
"What?"
"The plural of 'octopus' is 'octopi', not 'octopuses'." He glowered.
"Read a dictionary you little shit, it's either one, now," leaning back against the headboard the brunet made himself comfortable, "as I was saying. They're like octopuses, their organs start shutting down as soon as the males have gotten off and the females have laid their eggs. Dragon corpses, just all over the place."
"Seriously?"
"Yep. It's well documented." A smirk broke out along pale lips, "And I haven't even started about the fire-breathing ghosts. Ate my grandpa ya know. Same country as the dragons." The smirk turned into a grin, "Plus, there's this sorta spectral jellyfish-" Words swallowed by a hot mouth, he moaned just slightly as his companion pulled away, leaning over him.
"Alright Levin, I believe you," shifting slightly, the blond rested his head on the other man's chest, "Osmos V is a death trap."
"Exactly."
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Homemade bacon chocolate chip cookies to anyone who can tell me the species referenced here. And yes, I am crazy. Feel me to comment and critique, I crave them and save everything. Just remember, I'm turning all flames on Kevin's relatives.
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