I was bored and wanted to write an OOC Sasuke. Hahaha. Sorta has GaaSaku…
And, well, yeah! Drabble, don't flame me! And sorry about Naruto..--; i like him! really!
I don't own Naruto, but I own a pet rock, which is now stuck with Sasuke.
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Sasuke was walking along a dark street of Konoha. He kicked a rock with his left foot. The rock rebounded against the wall due to the chakra that Sasuke had used on his foot.
The rock hit Sasuke in the head and lodged itself there. Sasuke started bleeding. Sasuke started running around screaming with his hands in the air.
"I'M GONNA DIE!!" Sasuke screamed while running pass Sakura.
"Eww, a rock in Sasuke's head! I don't like you anymore!" said Sakura.
"I'm going to find Gaara! HE'S always hot…" Sakura drooled and wondered off to find Gaara.
Naruto comes by. "Eh? Sasuke? Why's a rock in your head? Ah! I know! The sky is falling! RUN AWAY!" Naruto ran off screaming with his hands covering her head.
Because the rock helped Sasuke by getting rid of his major troubles, Sasuke started to get used to the rock, maybe even like it a little and as for the rock, seeing that Sasuke didn't mind it, it stopped making Sasuke bleed. The rock stayed in Sasuke's head and he didn't mind.
A long time in the future Sasuke met Itachi again. The rock, after looking through Sasuke's memories realised that it could relate itself to him, and thus the rock called upon his family, and billions of rock crushed Itachi. Itachi, being Itachi, survived the attack and went to hospital with multy-coloured bruises and some broken bones.
Thus Sasuke and his rock lived happily ever after!
The end!