30 WAYS TO KNOW YOU ARE IN LOVE WITH SASUKE UCHIHA
You start hyperventilating when Sasuke appears on screen.
You start to hyperventilate whenever he says something in his oh so sexy voice.
You shriek whenever he appears on screen.
You cried after watching Sasuke's past.
You have Sasuke's picture under your pillow.
Your walls are covered with Sasuke's posters and pictures.
You daydream about Sasuke during history or any other class.
You walk up to the hottest guy in school and tell him he has nothing on Sasuke.
You argue with your friends over the fact that Sasuke is hotter than Brad Pitt.
You started drooling when you saw Sasuke's new outfit (shippuden) with his smexy pale, toned chest showing
You have a Sasuke shrine in your closet.
You refuse to go out with boys just because they are not Sasuke.
You are the founder of SSC (Sasuke Stalker Club).
You cried with Sasuke when Madara told him Itachi was the good guy.
You want to give Sasuke whenever you see his sad face.
You are saving your first kiss for Sasuke.
You have devised plans to torture and kill Kishimoto if he kills Sasuke in the end.
You regularly write to Kishimoto reasoning with him to make Sasuke the main character.
You want to kill Madara for fucking with Sasuke's head.
You dream of being Lady Uchiha.
You have already planned out your wedding with Sasuke.
You want to rip out Karin's hair when ever she gets near Sasuke.
You have planned demise for the council members for making Sasuke go through all ths plan.
You threaten to kill all Sasuke wannabes.
You are adamant on the fact that Sasuke is stronger than Naruto.
You always keep fresh tomatoes in your refrigerator, just in case Sasuke might drop by.
You eat raw tomatoes with all your meals.
You have long hair because you heard Sasuke likes girls with long hair.
When ever you see a flash of lightening you whisper chidori, nod and smile to yourself.
You are wondering why all the above facts are true about you.