Mario's A Fat Bastard!!!
--Chorus--
Plumbing shit is all you do,
Thumbing this is all I do,
Running, shit what's that gonna prove?
Mother Fucker! Guns are the answer I'd choose!!
1 Plumbing shit is all you do,
Thumbing this is all I do,
Running, shit what's that gonna prove?
Pull a shotgun when Koopa comes after you!
(Mario Music)
"Princess,
You wouldn't wanna miss this, you'd be interested to know Mario's gifted. What do you know, You bought him a set a wrenches, to fix his leaky pipes to kill off his shit stenches. But what I didn't mention is, his brand new invention, that teleports him to another dimension. To a world where you're a girl in some tense shit, getting kidnapped by a black bandit, Green shell, spikes, big horns and faggots that harass you both, I don't know how you could stand it…"
(Mario Music)
So it starts off with Mario runnin, not used to it he's used to plumbin.
So he loves it when he see these goombas coming, jumped it and summoned a mushroom, landed and ate it like he was in a lunchroom, but it's not time for lunch its time to run dude! So now Mario's bigger, bouncing around like the famous tigger, me on the other side of the T.V with my finger on the trigger, Bounce him up on a pipe and stand him there like a nigger.
Stop him right on the edge of the cliff, beside the pipe, hop the fucker up and get a free life. What a nice gift, hop over the next cliff bitch, don't take a fuckin hour, get over it and get your fire power! Two goombas attack from the top like budda's squash them things like umpaloompas! Now just a lonely pile of mush and Mario keeps on truckin and stuff, shootin anything he sees with his fire… fire, fire, fire must be his desire, now he stopped cause he got tired, but the end really isn't far, bet he wish he had a damn car,
hopped up a grabbed a damn star, so now he's reenergized, and flying through the sky, sees a turtle hits it cause its an asshole,
frightfully climbin stairs and sees a flagpole, gets to the top and hops on the flagpole rolls down and ran in the damn castle.
--Chorus—
Plumbing shit is all you do,
Thumbing this is all I do,
Running, shit what's that gonna prove?
Mother Fucker! Guns are the answer I'd choose!!
2 Plumbing shit is all you do,
Thumbing this is all I do,
Running, shit what's that gonna prove?
Pull a shotgun when Koopa comes after you!
Skip the bullshit, the game is dull shit, you wanna know the rest, fuckin beat it like I did cause I'm the best. Anyways all's Mario wanted was her chest, And he still ain't got it yet. Gets to level 8, this level is the gayest in the game, flames don't help that made it really lame, and Mario seeking bullets will rain.
Cruise in a big castle meet up with the big green asshole, don't get killed now you fuckin loser, blast the faggot ass with fire, from all around or dodge his ass and get in the back, tap the ax then watch him fall down, in the lava, hot fuckin chiwawa, I think he beat him, he saves a bag full of toads but princess isn't seen he, he. Oh damn there she is, arms open wipe and so is his, but all he gets is maybe a damn kiss, maybe if he was quicker or faster, princess wouldn't have said, "MARIO YOU'RE A FAT BASARD!!!"
(Mario Music)---{No Chorus}
--Chorus--
Plumbing shit is all you do,
Thumbing this is all I do,
Running, shit what's that gonna prove?
Mother Fucker! Guns are the answer I'd choose!!
1 Plumbing shit is all you do,
Thumbing this is all I do,
Running, shit what's that gonna prove?
Pull a shotgun when Koopa comes after you!
(Mario Music)
"Princess,
You wouldn't wanna miss this, you'd be interested to know Mario's gifted. What do you know, You bought him a set a wrenches, to fix his leaky pipes to kill off his shit stenches. But what I didn't mention is, his brand new invention, that teleports him to another dimension. To a world where you're a girl in some tense shit, getting kidnapped by a black bandit, Green shell, spikes, big horns and faggots that harass you both, I don't know how you could stand it…"
(Mario Music)
So it starts off with Mario runnin, not used to it he's used to plumbin.
So he loves it when he see these goombas coming, jumped it and summoned a mushroom, landed and ate it like he was in a lunchroom, but it's not time for lunch its time to run dude! So now Mario's bigger, bouncing around like the famous tigger, me on the other side of the T.V with my finger on the trigger, Bounce him up on a pipe and stand him there like a nigger.
Stop him right on the edge of the cliff, beside the pipe, hop the fucker up and get a free life. What a nice gift, hop over the next cliff bitch, don't take a fuckin hour, get over it and get your fire power! Two goombas attack from the top like budda's squash them things like umpaloompas! Now just a lonely pile of mush and Mario keeps on truckin and stuff, shootin anything he sees with his fire… fire, fire, fire must be his desire, now he stopped cause he got tired, but the end really isn't far, bet he wish he had a damn car,
hopped up a grabbed a damn star, so now he's reenergized, and flying through the sky, sees a turtle hits it cause its an asshole,
frightfully climbin stairs and sees a flagpole, gets to the top and hops on the flagpole rolls down and ran in the damn castle.
--Chorus—
Plumbing shit is all you do,
Thumbing this is all I do,
Running, shit what's that gonna prove?
Mother Fucker! Guns are the answer I'd choose!!
2 Plumbing shit is all you do,
Thumbing this is all I do,
Running, shit what's that gonna prove?
Pull a shotgun when Koopa comes after you!
Skip the bullshit, the game is dull shit, you wanna know the rest, fuckin beat it like I did cause I'm the best. Anyways all's Mario wanted was her chest, And he still ain't got it yet. Gets to level 8, this level is the gayest in the game, flames don't help that made it really lame, and Mario seeking bullets will rain.
Cruise in a big castle meet up with the big green asshole, don't get killed now you fuckin loser, blast the faggot ass with fire, from all around or dodge his ass and get in the back, tap the ax then watch him fall down, in the lava, hot fuckin chiwawa, I think he beat him, he saves a bag full of toads but princess isn't seen he, he. Oh damn there she is, arms open wipe and so is his, but all he gets is maybe a damn kiss, maybe if he was quicker or faster, princess wouldn't have said, "MARIO YOU'RE A FAT BASARD!!!"
(Mario Music)---{No Chorus}