He saw that Colette was sleeping peacefully, snoring and talking in her sleep.
"zzz...but I don't like pickles...zzz...chicken tenders...zzz..."
At first, Lloyd was going to let her sleep, but decided he had to do this sooner rather than later.
"...zzzzwabbaggapphhthhxxkhpth!-" Colette blurted out as Lloyd held her nose shut. "What did you do that for?"
"I have a present for you" Lloyd said teasingly.
"Ooh, what is it?" Colette asked.
"MY PENIS!!" Lloyd bellowed as he whipped out his undoubtedly massive man-pillar.
"Wow, it's so shiny! But how do I use it?"
"It's easy! First, you take tab A and put it to slot B, then you just J-J-JAM IT IN!"
Lloyd and Colette began aardvarking, both moaning as his hot rod thrust violently into her love cavern. "You're... such a... DORK!" Lloyd grunted. As Colettes flames of passion grew higher, she began to apologize profusely.
"I-I'm sorry... I'm sorry... Sorry everyone... I'm really sorry... s-sorry... I'm sorry... I'M SORRY... OH GOD I'M SORRY!"
And with one final push, Lloyd and Colette both gushed their love honey all over each other until they were drowning in it, ruining the bedsheets and most of the carpet in the process.
The next morning, Colette noticed that Lloyd's once throbbing manhood was now just a weeping cock.
"Oh no, it's broken!" she cried.
"Don't worry, I'll make a new one!"