Zim Story #1
Invader Zim went to the market and bought poop and boxer shorts and ate them. Then he barfed and his wife said "That's icky, Zim! Go to time out!.
"Zim barfed on her. "Eeew!" she said and barfed on him back. Then he ran to his room and cried and then he flew to Jupiter and found a genie, and it did the hokey pokey and he wished that he could do only the hokey pokey for the rest of his life so he went away into a cave and found his wife and gir and he barfed on his wife and he married gir and together they slaughtered his other wife and then they went to the hospital and gir had a baby and they named it "it" and they went to the Bahamas for a barfing contest and they saw a professional barfer and he said to zim "I love you, are you married?" and zim said "no we are actually just good friends" and he married the barfer and then he married gir and now he had 2 wives and he had another kid and the 2 kids had a kid and they named it "it" after their mother but then all the people in the story died except zim and gir and then they got flushed into the sewer and then a rabbit bit them and they almost bled to death but then a genie came and pooped his magical poop on them and they survived, so then they ate the sun and all the people on earth died and turned into animals and died again and gir ate all the bodies and then zim went walking in the woods and met a monster that ate gir but gir was too fat and the monster barfed up gir and then gir barfed and then ate the monster and they went back to the Bahamas in a floating, flying ship. Then zim married every animal in the world and had 1,000,000,000,000 kids and gir smacked him across the face and divorced him and zim said fine and they had funerals for each other, and said sometime in the future they would eat each other and a meteor hit the earth and everyone died.
THE END
Invader Zim went to the market and bought poop and boxer shorts and ate them. Then he barfed and his wife said "That's icky, Zim! Go to time out!.
"Zim barfed on her. "Eeew!" she said and barfed on him back. Then he ran to his room and cried and then he flew to Jupiter and found a genie, and it did the hokey pokey and he wished that he could do only the hokey pokey for the rest of his life so he went away into a cave and found his wife and gir and he barfed on his wife and he married gir and together they slaughtered his other wife and then they went to the hospital and gir had a baby and they named it "it" and they went to the Bahamas for a barfing contest and they saw a professional barfer and he said to zim "I love you, are you married?" and zim said "no we are actually just good friends" and he married the barfer and then he married gir and now he had 2 wives and he had another kid and the 2 kids had a kid and they named it "it" after their mother but then all the people in the story died except zim and gir and then they got flushed into the sewer and then a rabbit bit them and they almost bled to death but then a genie came and pooped his magical poop on them and they survived, so then they ate the sun and all the people on earth died and turned into animals and died again and gir ate all the bodies and then zim went walking in the woods and met a monster that ate gir but gir was too fat and the monster barfed up gir and then gir barfed and then ate the monster and they went back to the Bahamas in a floating, flying ship. Then zim married every animal in the world and had 1,000,000,000,000 kids and gir smacked him across the face and divorced him and zim said fine and they had funerals for each other, and said sometime in the future they would eat each other and a meteor hit the earth and everyone died.
THE END