KAKAHSHIxIRUKA GOODNESS!

Hello everyone! Rishi is writing…..again….another roleplay. This one has an actual paring! And a damn good pairing at that. XD I just love my Kakaruka goodness….Don't you, Squee-chan?

Squee-chan: WARNING: MENTALLY SCARRING ISSUE IN THIS ROLEPLAY. VIEWER DISCRESSION ADVISED.

Pretty much. It's crack, so don't expect much seriousness.

DISCLAMER: DON'T OWN IT. If I did, this would probably happen. XD

Righto….

"Where, oh where has my Kaka-shi gone" Iruka sang. "Oh where, oh where could he be? With his mask down low and his hair really hot, oh where oh where could he be?" Iruka had been waiting for almost three hours for his honey-boo. But Iruka didn't mind! Because Iruka could wait an eternity for Kakashi!

Suddenly, Kakashi appeared. "Yo. Sorry I'm late. I got lost on the path of life."

"Kashi-kun, why were you late, Kashi-kun? Kashi-kun, do you not love me anymore? Kashi-kun, please keep loving me! Kashi-kuuuuun--"

"I'm only one man! I can only awnser so many questions at once!" Kakashi exclaimed.

"Kashi-kun." Iruka started "Kashi-kun, I can make Icha Icha Paradice REAL for you, Kashi-kun!"

Kakashi's eye lit up. "OK, what should I do? ……A) make out with him…..B) Ask him to by directly or…You know what, to hell with it!" He exclaimed, ripping his mask off.

Iruka gasped at this. "No wonder you keep your mask on" he said flirtiously. "You're so HOT" Kakashi and Iruka then proceeded to French kiss each other. Why they just don't get a room I'll never know.

After about ten minutes, Kakashi pulled away, much to Iruka's whining. "someone's stalking us." he said, pulling Iruka closer to him.

"Who could it be?" Iruka asked aloud.

"Like I know." Kakashi said. "Let's find out." Kakashi looked around. They were in the middle of town square. Not many people were out, but then again, who wants to see two ninja men making out? The only person around was Hinata Hyuga, who was staring, dispite her urge to pull her eyes away.

"Oh, who cares?" Kakashi yelled, ripping off his shirt. Iruka followed suit.

"KYAAAAAAAAAAAAAHH!!!!! MY EYES!!!!!!!! I'm BLIIIIIND!!!!" Hinata yelled, staggering away, her hands covering her eyes, trying to forget the mental images.

And so, the two ninja men decided to go over to Iruka's house and pretend none of this ever happened.

Hinata, however, was scarred and blinded for life.

And so that 's about it! Wow! I finished it! I can hardly believe it! BELIEVE IT! Strikes pose Anyway, this is the SECOND fanfic we've posted this morning! It's four AM! I'm still not tired! Strikes pose Squee-chan, you have anything to say?

Squee--aah….for the mental scarring-ness.

Rishi: We're sorry if we caused you any mental images. --'..Just please don't flame us. We get enough of that at home….

BEWARE OF THE CRACK!

RishiandSquee