Me: Hi everybody, today were going to play my version of truth or dare. I have abduct-, I mean invited the Fairy Tail Guild to play.
Lucy: Where am I? and why am I tied up?
Me: Oh good you're awake I was getting bored.
Levy: Can you tell us why were here.
Me: I invited you to play Death or Dare.
All of Fairy Tail: WHAT!
Me: Don't worry my mom took away my keys to the weapon room, and I would only kill people I don't like. I'm looking at you Lisanna. * Points at Lisanna *
Lisanna: What did I do
Mira: Whats your name?
Me: You can call me Dt13, Dragon theif, or the Supreme Overlord of All that is Evil. MWHAHAHAHAH!
Lucy: I think we'll stick to the first two.
Me: You guys are no fun.
Lisanna: Can you just tell us the rules of the game, so I can get out of here.
Me: Your not the boss of me * Crossing arms over chest and sending death glare to Lisanna *
Wendy: Could please explain the rules.
Me: Sure, the rules are simple if you don't do the dare or answer the question you are given a task. If you don't do the task, let's just say I have the paramedics on speed dial.
Juvia: Can Juvia go first
Me: Sure
Juvia: Gray-sama truth or dare?
Gray: Dare
Juvia: Juvia dares you to kiss Natsu on the cheek or kiss Juvia.
Gray: No way
Me: Would you rather do the dare or face my fury * has an evil smile on her face *
Gray: Flame brain get over here so I can kiss your cheek.
Natsu: No way ice princess I would rather kiss a donkey's butt.
Juvia: Gray-sama doesn't love me * sulking in the corner of the room *
Me: Don't worry Juvia i'll make sure he's punished * Has evil grin on her face *
Me: Gray get over here
Gray: What do you want?
Me: For your punishment for making Juvia cry, you are sentenced to two days in my dungeon with rabid wolves.
Gray: NO, are you trying to kill me
Me: Maybe... now in the dungeon or i'll make it worst.
Gray: Okay, okay, where's the door.
Me: Just fall down the pit of doom, through the forest of Murders, and it's the door on the left.
Wendy: When did you have time you build this?
Me: I got the dungeon for Christmas and the other things I just got today. * Pushes Gray down the pit of doom *
Gray: AAAAAAAHHHHHHHH
Me: Don't go near the door marked bedroom. Since that's taken care of let's continue the game.
Mira: Can I go next.
Me: Sure
Mira: Natsu I dare you to force Lucy to sit on your lap for the rest of the game.
Lucy: Why me?
Mira and Me: We ship Nalu
Natsu: Come on Lucy it's only for the game.
Lucy: Fine * Goes over and sits on Natsu's lap *
Me: Good job Mira, our plan is totally in action
All of Fairy tail except Mira: What!
Me: I mean, it's my turn. Sooooooo, Erza truth or dare. * Smirks evilly with Mira *
Erza: I don't like the way your smirking, so truth.
Me: Is it true that you like Jellal
Erza: W-hat a-are you t-talking about
Me: Since you won't admit it I guess I have to go to plan B * Snaps fingers and Jellal is in the room *
Jellal: How did I get here.
Erza: What, huh, how did you do that
Me: A magician never reveals her secrets
Jellal: Can you tell me what why I'm needed here.
Me: Erza has something to tell you * Chuckles evilly *
Jella: What is it Erza?
Erza: NOTHING *Karate chops Jellal and runs *
Me: Mira get me my chains, magic canceling handcuffs, and a chair.
Mira: Would that be marked in torture devices or Shipping, and where do I get the chair.
Me: I have multiple in each drawers, and get the chair from my bedroom. You can use my personal elevator. * Points at an elevator that suddenly appears * Can you also grab my phone and bowl of snacks from my mini fridge.
Mira: Sure, i'll be right back * gets in elevator and presses a button with a unicorn on it *
Me: Could you tell my sister her first victim needs punishing and grab whatever you want from my room too.
Lucy: CAN I GET OFF HIS LAP NOW
Natsu: Oh, come on Lucy it's not that bad.
Me: Enough talky time for the next dare. Wendy truth or dare
Wendy: Truth
Carla: Good choice child, she won't have any embarrassing questions
Me: I'm about to prove you wrong Cat. Do you like Romeo?
Wendy: W-what!? No
Me: I don't like liars, now you better answer my question or you will get punished *takes off shoe *
Gray: How are you going to hurt her with a shoe.
Me: Aren't you supposed to be in my dungeon?
Gray: Your sister has too much people at the moment
Me: Oh yeah, she's keeping the lesser known characters down there until their needed. I guess I need to come up with a different punishment for you.
Gray: By the way I never thought of you as a person who loved unicorns, Dragon's, a total anime fan, and a huge fan of pink.
Me: YOU WENT INTO MY ROOM, PREPARE FOR ULTIMATE PUNISHMENT * Grabs chainsaw out of pocket and runs after Gray *
Gray: AAAAAHHHHH, she's going to kill me * Dodges a chainsaw to the head *
Mira: I'm back, I have everything on your list. I also brought two other chairs for us, a bag of pretzels, and your shipping books. * Is dragging a bag and multiple chairs *
Me: Oh goody, now all I need is Erza and Jellel * Snaps fingers and the two are in front of her *
Erza: Wasn't I eating strawberry cake just a minute ago
Jellal: I could of swear I was just on the ground
Me: Erza time to finish your truth * Grabs the handcuffs, chain, and a chair. And is stalking towards the two *
Me: Now hold still for a second *Jumps on the two. Handcuffing Jellal to the chair and chaining up Erza on his lap *
Erza: RELEASE ME
Jellal: Stop struggling you going to make the chair fall over * Falls over with Erza *
Me: While they confess their undying love for each other let's continue the game
Lisanna: Can I go
Me: Fine, just don't mess up my shipping plans * sitting on a chair on her phone eating pretzels *
Lisanna: Happy truth or dare
Happy: Dare!
Lisanna: You can't go the rest of the game eating fish and talking to Carla
Happy: WHAT?! No, not my fish or beautiful Carla
Me: You have to do, or you face mine or Mira's wrath
Happy: A-aye
Dt13's mom: Aren't you supposed to be in bed * Pointing at her *
Me: But mom I was just playing with my friends and Lisanna. Ten more minutes. PLEASE *Does adorable puppy dog eye's*
Dt13's mom: No go to bed now or i'll take away your Fairy Tail shoes
ME: NOT MY BABIES, alright i'm going. * Turns to the wall * Please review and post dares you want me to do, night night. * Turns to Mira * You can sleep in my can sleep in my guest room.
Mira: Cool, night everybody * walks over to the elevator *
Lucy: WHAT ABOUT US
Me: Oh you can sleep here for tonight, or you can go into my other dungeon
Lucy: I think were good here
Me: Good, see you tomorrow
If you have any idea's for dares please review, as long as it doesn't mess with my shipping I really will except everything
Bye bye