When I Kissed the Teacher
By: Illucent Distraught
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A/N: Okie, this isn't a song fic. It's just based on the lyrics of a song. The lyrics are at the bottom of the story if you care to see what I was inspired by.
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"OH MY GOD!"
Everyone in 7th Year Double Potions, Slytherin and Gryffindor class except one Severus Snape and one Harry Potter started screaming when the professor leaned over Potter's desk and the Gryffindor tilted his head up and kissed him straight on the lips.
Never in their life had they seen Severus Snape blush as dark as he did then. Truthfully, no one except Draco Malfoy had even seen color on his face ever.
A few people looked around the room, as if they were imagining the whole thing, like it was a dream.
"Someone pinch me!" Harry thought he heard someone say.
Snape couldn't move, he was just standing there, leaning over the desk. He couldn't move. He was petrified. His eyes were scanning Harry, looking him over for some simple reason as to why the boy would ever think of kissing him.
Then everyone starting cat-calling, wolf-whisteling, bustling around and chatting. Someone was even tempted to run out the class room door and start spreading the tall tale of the two kissing around, but decided against it.
Harry held his breath, his own eyes searching Severus as he waited to see what the man would do.
But then he smiled, a slight smirk because he was in the presence of others, but a smile nonetheless.
And Harry had never been happier in his life. He felt like he was in seventh heaven.
'One of these days…' Harry thought, slumping down in his seat with an off look on his face. 'I'm gonna tell him.'
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Everybody screamed
when I kissed the teacher
And they must have thought they dreamed
when I kissed the teacher
All my friends at school
They had never seen the teacher blush, he looked like a fool
Nearly petrified cos he was taken by surprise
When I kissed the teacher
Couldnt quite believe his eyes
when I kissed the teacher
My whole class went wild
As I held my breath, the world stood still, but then he just smiled
I was in the seventh heaven when I kissed the teacher
One of these days
Gonna tell him I dream of him every night
One of these days
Gonna show him I care, gonna teach him a lesson alright
I was in a trance
when I kissed the teacher
Suddenly I took the chance
when I kissed the teacher
Leaning over me, he was trying to explain the laws of geometry
And I couldnt help it, I just had to kiss the teacher
One of these days
Gonna tell him I dream of him every night
One of these days
Gonna show him I care, gonna teach him a lesson alright
What a crazy day
when I kissed the teacher
All my sense had flown away
when I kissed the teacher
My whole class went wild
As I held my breath, the world stood still, but then he just smiled
I was in the seventh heaven…
when I kissed the teacher
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A/N: Wow. That was the shortest thing I've ever written…but, there you have it! I was just browsing through Snarry videos on YouTube, and I found this little snip of a song, and I thought it would just be the BEST fanfiction. Hope you like!
Love you all,
Lucifer