Jacob Black is a Little Teapot Remix

by Tony de la Ghetto

This is a re-written version of "I m a little Teapot". This song is a nice little song for all of the Jacob-hating Team Edwards out there!

I do not own twilight and I do not own "I`m a little Teapot"

To the tune of I`m a little Teapot

Jake`s a little puppy small and dumb.

Though he`s not a baby he sucks his thumb.

When he gets all steamed up hear him bark.

Bark…bark bark, bark, bark…. Bark bark.

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AN/ Please read and review Go team Edward!