DISCLAIMER (Charles Xavier manipulates my mind ) (okey ): "I do not own X-men...and the Wolverine is hot" (Wolverine pops claws) (okey):"AHHHH!"
"Charles, behind you!" Charles dropped to the sandy ground, out of the path of the oncoming hurricane. Riptide watched in annoyance as his hurricane sailed harmlessly past the telepath. Erik grinned in relief.
"Erik, help!" screamed Raven's voice, Erik turned and ran towards the shape-shifter, Raven had took shelter from Shaw behind what had formerly been the X-men's ship, but Shaw was steadily advancing, blowing up anything that stood between him and her.
Erik levitated a metal I- beam and sent it hurtling into Shaw's chest, Shaw fell, and Erik used the same I-beam to whack him back into the diplatated remains of Shaw's own submarine.
Mustering all the strength he could, Erik raised the submarine, searched for the point between serenity and rage, and sent the sub rocketing towards the heavens.
Alex and Banshee stared in amazement as the submarine defied the natural laws of gravity. Charles was dancing around in glee, pointing at the retreating sub and saying at intervals while also pointing at Erik,"I taught him that!"
Shaw flew upward at tremendous speed, trapped inside a two-ton body of metal that was set on a collision course for the sun.
Down below, Erik waited for the explosion that would announce his enemy's death, but he had however, forgotten one important point, Shaw was a mutant that absorbed energy.
The submarine crashed into the sun, immediately vaporizing, Shaw just took a deep breath and waited as his own ship melted around him.
Shaw would say the taste was like an ultra-spicy Italian meatball, but in due course he managed to absorb the entire sun.
Shaw burped. "Excuse me." he said to a passing alien ship.
Below, on the now darkened planet Earth, Erik stared in amazement at the sky, no one spoke, until... "Erik Lensherr! What the BLOODY HELL HAPPENED!" screamed Charles, it was now pitch dark and as Charles stumbled around looking for Erik, (preferably to do terrible things to his mind ) the telepath tripped.
Erik waved his hand nonchalantly "Aw, we are mutants, we'll survive." he said. "But the humans might not be as lucky, but that's just collateral damage, right?"
Charles groaned "My legs." he whimpered.
AN: Yes, I know what you all are thinking, it's something along the lines of "What the Bloody Hell!" as Charles put it.
But if you are any type of X-men fan, send me a review , and we can share Wolverine . (Runs away screaming from the Wolverine)
Think I should write a sequel?
