Destroyer: It's like one-shots in a way. I'm bored okay! I also have no clue what to type for Pokemon Hitman Reborn, Mafia Reality and all the other fanfictions that I haven't completed. My OCs won't appear at all in this fanfiction. I'll upload this one because I feel like it.
Jackson: They will start off as children, she got inspired by another fanfiction which she can't remember what it's called.
Destroyer: The only OCs are the Kyoya's parents, that's it. I think.
Main Pairing: 1827
Side Pairings: Various
~ Adventures of a Skylark and Tuna ~
Age: 5
"Tsu-kun, we have new neighbours! We're going to go greet them." Said Nana who was cooking breakfast.
"Hai!" Said Tsuna who was currently drawing a tuna…. What?
Nana finished cooking and gave Tsuna his breakfast.
~ At the neighbour's house ~
Nana knocked on the door with Tsuna hiding behind her leg.
"Be right there!" Said a voice behind the door.
The two of the Sawadas heard footsteps coming towards the door.
The door opened to reveal a woman with long black hair which reached her waist. She was wearing a white shirt and black baggy pants. She also looked very bored and doesn't seem to care about life. She had sharp grey eyes which for some reason flashed purple when she saw who was at the door.
"Who may you two be?" She asked in an disinterested tone.
Nana just smiled and said "We're your neighbours. I'm Sawada Nana and the boy hiding behind my leg is Tsunayoshi but I call him Tsu-kun!"
The woman raised an eyebrow and sighed.
"My name is Hibari Nuvola." She said as she motioned for the two of them to come inside. (Note: Nuvola is Destroyer but different name. You'll probably figure it out in another fanfiction.)
Nana gladly went inside with Tsuna clutching her leg.
Nuvola swore she could see flowers floating around the two. She even saw a bunny.
She sighed and closed the door. She should have slept in.
It's too god damn early.
It's 5:00 am in the morning. She wanted to sleep in till the afternoon.
Once Nuvola had closed the door, she could hear Nana talking to her husband, Cielo.
She rolled her eyes and went back up the stairs to go back to sleep. (Note: The stairs were in front of the door. Think of the Sawada House.)
In the living room was Nana and Cielo talking with their children sitting next to them.
"This here is Kyoya. He's my son, he's two years older than your son." Said Cielo smiling as he ruffled Kyoya's hair.
Nana smiled. "This is Tsunayoshi, I call him Tsu-kun and others would call him Tsuna!" She said.
Cielo smiled. "Kyo-kun, why don't you go play with Tsuna." He said to his son.
"Why should I play with a herbivore?" He asked.
Cielo sighed. He knew he shouldn't let Nuvola let Kyoya watch that animal show about herbivores, omnivores and carnivores. That messed up his logic.
"Cielo-san, it's alright. It may or may not be better if Kyo-kun doesn't play with Tsu-kun." Said Nana with a happy tone.
Cielo looked confused as well as Kyoya.
"The thing is… Tsu-kun likes to cause chaos with other people, there are times where he'll randomly go somewhere to only end up coming back home half naked. He tends to do that to get inspiration for his drawing!" Said Nana like it was normal.
Cielo face palmed.
"It's the same with Nuvola except she doesn't go half naked and she does it for music writing. Most of her music is creepy." He said with a sigh.
The two adults then started randomly talking about cooking and other stuff.
Tsuna looked at Kyoya and decided.
He'll make the boy follow him on his adventure of chaos.
"Ne~ Kyo-kun do you want to come on an adventure with me to cause chaos?" He asked the boy who didn't even listen to what Nana said about Tsuna.
Kyoya looked at the boy like he was crazy. How can a herbivore like him cause chaos.
"I may be small but I can cause a lot of chaos!" Said Tsuna.
Kyoya nodded.
Tsuna smiled and got off the couch and grabbed Kyoya's hand.
"Mama, Cielo-san! Kyo-kun and I are going to play!" He shouted as he left the house dragging Kyoya with him.
The two adults froze when they heard what Tsuna said.
"Cielo, didn't you know that Kyoya did not listen to what Nana said about Tsunayoshi." Said Nuvola walking into the living room just to fall onto the couch with her head on Cielo's lap.
Cielo sighed.
Let's see what the two chibis are going to do.
"Tsunayoshi." Said Kyoya gaining Tsuna's attention.
Tsuna tilted his head at Kyoya.
"What is it?" He asked.
Kyoya supressed a blush coming on his face due to Tsuna's moe leaking out of him.
"Why do you want to cause chaos?" He asked him.
Tsuna's eyes narrowed and he thought about it. (Note: The next bit I don't own. I got it from another fanfiction which I forgot but Reborn had said it to Tsunayoshi.)
"For adventure and chaos." He said.
Kyoya mentally face palmed. That didn't answer anything at all; then again Tsuna is five years old but sometimes doesn't speak like a five year old.
Tsuna just smiled at him and kept dragging him to who knows where.
"Also, call me Tsu-kun! Not Tsunayoshi." Tsuna said as he dragged him to a café…
Wait, why are they going to a café?
Kyoya didn't want to know.
"Hello there, little boys. Where are your parents?" Asked some random person who just walked up to them. (Note: They are close to the café but not in front of it or inside.)
Tsuna just looked at the person and said "Mama told me not to talk to strangers." And kept on walking.
That is until he realized that he wasn't moving.
"I can help you two go back to your parents." Said the person whose name shall be….. Mukuro the Pineapple King II.
Kyoya wasn't doing anything since he was thinking about something that is until he realized that Tsuna was holding his hand anymore.
He looked up and saw the Pineapple King II, Mukuro holding Tsuna.
He attacked the pineapple with tonfas which came out of nowhere, thanks to Nuvola teaching him how to make his weapons appear and disappear out of nowhere.
"Gah!" Shouted Mukuro letting go of Tsuna who landed on his feet.
Tsuna just stared as Kyoya kept on beating the pineapple.
Once that was done, the two chibis went on their merry way to the café leaving the pineapple on the ground.
"Mukuro-sama?" Asked a girl who looked like the pineapple but had purple(?) hair and purple eyes with an eyepatch on. She was poking the pineapple on the ground with her trident.
Destroyer: How did you like it?
Mukuro: Kufufu…. Why was I beaten by the skylark?
Destroyer: I hate pineapples, that's why. Kuku…
Mukuro: Kufufufu….
Destroyer: Kukukuku…
Mukuro: Kufufuf-
Jackson: -punches Mukuro into a wall- Enough with the creepy laughing.
Destroyer: Kuku?
Jackson: That includes you.
Destroyer: -sulks in a corner-