Lesoni : Konnichiwa,Minna-san!Hi, My name is Lesoni and this is my very very first completely random and random Fire Emblem fanfic! But wait, it's my first Fire Emblem fanfic...Eh,who the heck cares? WHO WANTS ICE-(whack)

Matthew : Oops. Sorry about that but Lesoni ate a BIT(hehe...it was just 100(whack)too much sugar this morning so...I think you know what happened. Anyways,Lesoni doesn't own Fire Emblem or any other stuff related to it cus' if she owned it, she'd be owning Serra too,and that'd be pretty scary.

Lesoni : I'm 10 years old so no flamy my grammery!(whack) (thump)

Translation : I'm 10 years old so don't flame my grammer...PLEASE?

Disaster 1 : Holy Flaming Meatballs!

It was a nice,sunny day...If you didn't notice the flaming meatballs flying through the sky. It all started at 7 in the morning.

"I want spaghetti and meatballs today..OR ELSE" yelled Haruka, the army's hyper..well maybe too hyper tactican. She was only 15 years old but she was still extremely short(shorter than Eliwood or Lyn but slightly taller than Nils) and childish. She,however is exactly the same person on the field but always manages to win with her almost god-like luck.

"B-But Lady Haruka,what IS spaghetti and meatballs?" Lyn asked the young tactican.

Haruka blinked and ran to the kitchen in a flash with a blur of yellow,purple,white,red and blue behind her.

"Erk,makes some flames with Lucius!" Haruka yelled twice as loud as her normal voice to the two magic-users.

The two obeyed, fearing the fiery(Haruka knows fire magic)wrath that would come upon them if they didn't do so. Haruka dropped white balls into the pot of steaming water inside the pot but suddenly...

KABOOOOOMMMMMM!!!!!!!!!!!

The trio were thrown back by the force of the explosion and looked up only to find a flaming pile of holy(light magic) flaming(anima magic) meatballs shooting everywhere in the kitchen,some blasting out of the walls to hit something. Then, it happened.

The meatballs blasted through the roof and magically floated in the air in a triforcy formation thingy and flew up high...Then shot down flaming more harder than ever.

"I don't care about no flaming meatballs! I-WANT-MY-FOOD!"Haruka screamed,snatching up Sain's bowl of noodles(he didn't touch them yet you sickos),a fork and ran outside drenched with ice cold water."Hey! That's mine!"Sain yelled as he ran outside only to be pelted by the holy flaming meatballs of doomy doomness.

She held up the bowl as if it were the Holy Grail and screamed "Come to mama,meats!" The meatballs heard this and flew striaght towards Haruka and her...Holy Bowl. They landed inside the bowl and Haruka stabbed the meatballs then stuffed them inside her mouth along with a forkful of spaghetti. A silence ensued as the meatballs stopped in mid-air...

"THIS-TASTES-GREAT!!!" She exclaimed. The meatballs suddenly stopped and fell onto the grass,due to be eaten by Lowen's pet pig.

END

Lesoni : Well? How was that? I won't continue until I get a review!