AN- I know I shouldn't be starting something new, but with all my stories being sad I needed to write something that was happy and funny. It's all human, and will probably be short and sweet. It's not one of those stories where only Bella and Edward find love, but a few others. I'm going to put a few songs on each chapter, because the only way I can write is with music. So sit back, relax, and get ready to laugh.

The Best Damn Thing by Avril Lavigne

Clumsy by Fergie

London Bridge by Fergie

Disclaimer: Twilight is not mine. Stephenie Meyer is not me.

Bella POV

Alice was forcing me into yet another shopping trip. Sometimes it was good to get away from college, even if it did mean going on a shopping trip. It was very stormy when we left, but we expected it considering our college was in Washington.

Rosalie was coming along with us this time. I had no idea why she would want to. She chose to come with us. I was forced into it. Who knew one short pixie-girl could be so strong?

So here I was, running into the mall in the rain with my two best friends. We were all laughing though, forgetting about the stress of college. When we entered the mall I knew that there was no escape for me.

We had all promised each other that we weren't going to be serious today unless it was absolutely called for. I was glad my sarcasm hadn't been wasted in dull, rainy Washington.

I let them drag me into Charlotte Russe and Forever21, but I put my foot down on the store they tried to drag me in next.

"No. I am not, for any reason, going in there," I said, planting myself to the ground. Rosalie and Alice rolled their eyes and each grabbed one of my hands, pulling on me. I leaned back against their hands, facing the other way, trying to make my escape.

"You can't make me!" I yelled like a big five year old. When I vow not to be serious, I take it seriously. Rosalie and Alice were laughing so hard that they let go of my hands. I fell flat on my face, which made them laugh harder.

"Fine," I huffed, stomping into the hated store. You have probably already figured out what store it was. Victoria's Secret. Oh, someone save me from this torture.

I refused to look at anything other than the floor. Alice threw some clothes at me and shoved me into a dressing room when I wasn't paying attention. I glanced at the clothes in my hand. I breathed a sigh of relief when I saw that they were just pajamas. I pulled off my clothes and slid them on. They were silky midnight blue pajamas. I actually liked them. I pulled them off and slid back into my original clothes.

"I like them, Alice," I said. She nodded, trying desperately to act serious. She was obviously failing. She grabbed the pajamas from me and went to pay for them.

"No, you don't! I'm going to pay for them," I said.

"No, you won't, Bella. I don't mind paying for you," she said as she slid the credit car through the slot. Now there was no way I could pay for it.

We started walking out of the store when the lights went out. This was going to get interesting.

"We need everyone to go to the food court!" We heard mall staff yelling all over the mall. We walked to the food court as best we could, trying very hard not to run into each other. We finally managed to get there with only a few bruises. We all felt for chairs their weren't people in, and each sunk into one. Just one little problem. My chair had a person in it.

I jumped up and pulled out my cell phone. Why hadn't I thought of this earlier? I could use my cell phone as a light, as long as I set it so that the backlight was always on. I flipped it open and pointed it at the person's face. And I just about passed out.

I had sat on a man who was about my age and amazingly beautiful. I would say hot, but beautfiul just described him better. He had pure green eyes, something extremely rare. His hair was bronze and in a disarray, and he was smiling crookedly at me.

"Sorry," I said, just loud enough for him to hear me.

"That's fine," he said, still mine. I was about to stick my hand out to introduce myself when someone bumped into me, knocking me off balance. Normal people would have been fine, but I started falling to the floor. Before I could so much as put my arms out in front of me, another pair of arms wrapped around me. Now that was a surprise. I looked up at the face of the person who caught me. Oh, great. It's the guy whose lap I just sat on.

"Hello. I'm Edward Masen, and you are?" He said, righting me and standing up.

"Isabella Swan. Call me Bella," I said.

Alice POV

We had dragged Bella from store to store. I had to say that I had the most fun trying to get her into Victoria's Secret. We all needed that laugh. College was stressful.

We were walking out of the store when the lights went out. Bella would probably end up falling over everything. We walked to the food court, trying desperately not to run into anything. We did anyway.

I picked my way carefully through chairs and tables. I managed to find one that was empty and sat down. I pulled out my cell phone to use it as a light. Directly in front of me was Bella, who had just sat in somebody's lap. It was a guy. Bella pulled out her cell phone, and from the look on her face the guy was hot. She was lucky.

I looked over to my right, taking in the people around me. There was an incredible guy on my right. I moved my chair closer. Since the lights were out we would probably have to stay in, and this was a great oppurtunity to get to know somebody.

"Hello, I'm Alice Brandon. Since we're probably going to stay here awhile, do you want to chat?" I asked, holding up my cell phone.

"Sure. I'm Jasper Whitlock," he said with an adorable southern drawl. Somebody was going to have to keep me from squealing.

Rosalie POV

I was thoroughly enjoying myself. We were walking out of Victoria's Secret when the lights went out. Oh, great. People all over the mall were yelling for us to get to the food court. We started walking there. Every once in awhile one of us would cry out because we bumped into something.

We finally managed to get there, maneuvering around the chairs. I was just about to sit down when a humongous thing hit me. I started falling when something caught me. It was the same person.

"I'm sorry. I'm Emmett, what's your name?" He asked. I sat down in the chair and he sat down in the one next to me, and I pulled out my cell phone.

"I'm Rosalie, and it's fine. I go to Washington U. Do you go there?" I asked. He looked like he was about my age.

"Yes, I do. I can't believe I've never seen you there. You seem quite noticable, in a good way," he said. I looked ahead of me to see Alice flirting with a guy, and Bella flirting in front of her.

I couldn't believe it. We were stuck in the mall with a bunch of extremely hot guys. All I could think was... Help!

AN- So, what'd you think? I'm not going to be working on this a lot, only when I want to write something happy or I have writer's block. Review and I'll update!