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How To Create An Awkward Situation For Beginners
The petite girl's face lit up as she reached for the last box of her desired item, her soft hand made contact with a larger calloused hand. "Maka?!" The hand's owner spoke with a voice the sandy blonde haired girl recognized. "Soul?" Her whisper floated through the hollow air, grimacing as she spun around to face her weapon. "Maka what are you doing here?" The albino smirked at her flustered demeanor, her gaze was still plastered on the floor. "Oh, you know buying some things."Assessing the situation as Soul stole a glance at the product, his orbs then fluttered back to his partner. "Oh, I see. But can I ask you one thing?" Maka nodded slowly as if dreading the question, "Why are you buying condoms?" Maka blushed profusely as she retracted her hand from the box as if it burned her palm. "Well, that's not any of your b-business. W-why are you buying them?" Stuttered she tried to make her timbre as confident as possible. "I have somebody waiting back at home." His lighthearted joke turned heavy, heart dropped slightly when he no longer saw warming olive eyes but shielded blank ones. "I see." Her tone was crisp with a cold blade of an edge, figuring he had hit a nerve he decide to clarify. "No, I'm just joking. I got the only women I need in my life right in front of me." Her olive eyes lighting up once more, "Me and Black Star are going to go drop condoms full of lube onto some people." They both laughed loudly, using this as a distraction Maka's hand inched towards the box on the top shelf but Soul's halted her as he grabbed her small hand and interlaced them. "You still have to tell me why you what them." "Ugh, fine. Liz sent us on a scavenger hunt and this was one of the items on my list. The winner gets $100 dollars, and I've had my eye on some new books." The weapon laughed silently, it was to be expected that she would need them for such a trivial use (Not that his was much better.) It was at this point where both of would decide who got the product, as they conversed it was clear they were both eyeing up the coveted product. "Well, I saw them first!" Maka announced as she extended her arm to grab snatched the box off the shelf and began to jog off. "Oh no, you don't. I'll be taking those." Plucking them out of her tiny hands a smug Soul began strolling away in the opposite direction. "Wait." She ran after him, her pigtails bouncing slightly and hand outstretched as she latched it onto his broad shoulder. "How about we split the box? I'm sure we'll each have enough." Maka tried to reason, as the albino contemplated this he smirked; an evil thought formed in his head and was about to take shape. "Fine, but you pay." Nodding as she walked to the cash register, Soul's plan began to take action. When they arrived Soul opened his mouth, "Are you sure these will be enough?" His voice projected throughout the store, the cashier along with many onlookers looked shell shocked. "Soul I swear to Lord Death, I will Maka-chop you right here, right now." The whisper was practically a death threat, noticing she did not have a book in her possession he continued. "Will these even fit? I mean I realize these are XL, but will they fit?" His meister looked petrified, a crimson blush that that coated her face. At the end of the purchase, Maka was absolutely furious,"When I get a book I will personally Maka-Chop you to death Soul Eater Evans!" She separated their shares and stormed out in a rage filled stomp. Though she was already gone he replied, "I look forward to it."
Meanwhile…
Tsubaki glanced down at her list; 5) Purchase two or more items of your choice at a local ADULT shop (Receipt Required). This made her sigh as she stood outside a shop that had a provocative logo and name. Upon her entrance to the shop, a small bell rang and the employee looked up at her and smiled. Two items, okay I can do this. Making her way around the shop she stopped at the lingerie section. Tsubaki's indigo orbs passed by all the promiscuous options and landed on a rather simple bra and panty set complete with lacy, black thigh highs. The set was a soft cyan color with a lacy green trim on the edges and a small indigo bow in the middle of the bra, and small bows on the hips of the underwear. Pulling it off the rack she realized, as luck would have it, they were in her size. Tsubaki looked around some more, she stumbled upon some lavender scented bath salts and massage oil. Examining the box that encased the oil she found that it heats up when in contact with skin, smiling happily she found everything she needed. Right next to her she heard a loud crash, turning around she stared in horror. A muscular teenage boy with bright blue hair throwing countless bottles of lube into a basket, she moved to leave when she was spotted. "Hey! Tsubaki?!" She froze in her spot as he approached her, she swiveled back around to face him a fake smile plastered in between her scarlet cheeks. "Hi, Black Star!" Her voice was cheery even in her state of extreme embarrassment, alas even Black Star noticed her intense distress and decided to act on it. "What do we have here?" Black Star smirked lightly as his eyes lowered to the items and then raised back up to her wide hues. "It's nothing, nevermind! Well, I'll see you at home! Goodbye!" Tsubaki's tone was rushed as she began to walk away so fast she was practically running. "Oh no, you're not going anywhere." He caged her between his muscular body and the racks of items, Black Star's tan hand reached down and grabbed her things. He held them up one by one inspecting them, he held up the bath salts first. "Lavender, nice." Putting it on the shelf behind Tsubaki and continued, grabbing the massage oil he raised an eyebrow. "Planning on having a relaxing night, are we? Again he placed it on the shelf behind her and grabbed the last item in her hand made him a little curious. Perceiving the color scheme he made sure that he held it up extra high so it was level with his face. Staying silent he put it down and held the raven-haired girl's gaze, she was flustered, to say the least; a small sweat had gathered onto her forehead, her hair was slightly messed up, her breathing was labored, and her cheeks were stained bright red. She backed up only to come into contact with the metal store shelves making a loud banging sound, her hand searched for the things she was buying. When she retrieved them she ducked under his arms and ran to the cash register.
~Extended Ending~
Soul entered his home and removed his onyx leather jacket, "Hey! Maka, I'm home!" His voiced echoed hollowly through the empty house, curious he wandered through the dim living room. "Maka?" Once again his ears did not hear a response. Out of nowhere a searing pain ripped through his skull, as he fell to the ground he notice a grinning Maka wiping the blood of the spine of her book. "I won." Her voice was slathered with smugness as she walked into her room.