Well here's the Price is Right the latest piece in my game show universe. I thought I'd have this story done months ago, but other stories just keep getting in the way. I hope you all enjoy and look for another game show piece that I'm nearly done writing in the next week.
Prices
"Welcome to the Price is Right! Today we have a very special edition where our contestants are from the famous school McKinley. So there will be a few slight differences from our normal show." the announcer says. "Our first set of contestants is Sue Sylvester, Will Shuester, and Shannon Beiste teachers. And here's our host Drew Carey."
"Hello everyone our first item up for bid is this wonderful fifty inch TV." Drew says motioning to the set change. "Sue you get to bet first."
Sue cracks her neck as she stares at the TV.
"Two hundred,"
Will frown as he tries to figure out what to do. To him it seems like the TV is worth way more than two hundred dollars more like two thousand.
"One thousand and forty dollars."
Shannon being rather knowledgeable about TV prices is pretty sure that this TV can't be more than eight hundred dollars.
"Six fifty,"
"And the actual retail price is seven hundred and twenty-three dollars. Ms. Shannon Beiste with the closet retail price you get to play Bullseye." Drew says after receiving a huge hug from the huge woman.
Shannon waves to the crowd as they walk over to the Bullseye set up.
Across the studio Brittany and Santana are both cradling little six month old Spencer waiting for their respective turns. Santana's glaring around looking for threats to either her wife or daughter. Since giving birth to the single most precious baby in the world she's become even more protective.
"Sanny I don't wanna let her go." Brett pouts.
"You don't have to baby, you can hold her the whole show okay." Santana softly says lightly kissing her lips.
"Okay," Brittany cheerily says.
Even though Santana gave birth to Spencer the little baby is attached to Brittany always wanting to be held by her mama.
"Okay Shannon you are playing for this brand new computer set up and five year subscription of virus protection." the announcer says.
"So Shannon, do you know how to play Bullseye?" Drew asks.
"I have to be honest here I've never seen your lovely show before." Shannon admits.
"Well that's a first, but okay we have these lovely five grocery items for you to choose from and your goal is to tell me which one and how many to get our bullseye which is between ten and twelve dollars. If you land on the bullseye you get the prize. You get three attempts to do so. If your three attempts fall between two and ten dollars it will be marked on the board here. One of the items price is behind the bullseye if it's one of your attempts marked on the board you will win the prize." Drew tells Shannon whose just nodding. "Did you understand everything?"
"Yes sir let's start this hoedown." Shannon says.
"What item would you like first?" Drew asks.
"Two of the laundry detergents." Shannon says.
"Okay tell us the price of two laundry detergents." Drew says pulling up the card to show five ninety-nine.
The board shows eleven ninety-eight and starts blinging.
"You have hit the bullseye and won the computer set up." Drew says.
Shannon is jumping up and down like a school girl. This is the first time that she's won something like this.
"This is the best news ever!" Shannon shouts picking up Drew in a hug.
Sue is dragged out shouting at how unfair this game is.
"We'll see you in a little while Shannon." Drew says.
"Our next three contestants are Quinn Fabray, Kitty Wilde and Mercedes Jones come on down." the announcer says.
Brittany lays her head on Santana's shoulder cuddled into her side. She's amazed at how hot her wife looks after giving birth six months ago.
"You're up in the next group right?" Brittany whispers as Kitty makes her beat of five hundred dollars.
"Yep, you and Spencer will have to survive a few minutes without me." Santana whispers kissing her forehead.
Spencer yawns blinking up at her moms, tears starting to form as Kitty cheers her victory.
"Hush little one it's okay." Brittany whispers.
"Welcome Kitty," Drew says smiling at the cute girl.
"Let's get down to business old man." Kitty growls wanting to see what she can possibly win.
"Can we show Kitty her prize?" Drew says.
"Well Kitty how would you like to drive away in a brand new car. You can win this Dodge Dart SE." the announcer says.
"Kitty we are going to be playing Five Price Tags. These five price tags one is the price of the car. You can win up to four guesses at the price. Our first item is this lamp." Drew says smiling as the model pushes out the lamp on a cart. "Now all you have to do is tell me wither the price is true or false."
Kitty frowns this seems way too easy.
"False," Kitty says to the twenty dollars lamp.
"That is correct; next up we have a laptop." Drew says.
"True?" Kitty says to the five hundred dollar laptop.
"Sorry, but the correct answer is false." Drew tells her. "Next up we have a twenty inch Samson TV."
"I'm going to have to go with false." Kitty says positive that this TV doesn't cost two hundred and sixty dollars.
"Yet again I'm sorry, but you are wrong." Drew says. "Last up we have a Sony boombox."
"True," Kitty says hoping it cost seventy dollars.
"That's correct," Drew happily says. "You now have two chances to guess the price to guess the price of the car. Is it 19,751 or 22,011 or 18,979 or 19,152 or 20,372?" he asks.
"Is it 19,152?" Kitty guesses.
"Show me 19,152." Drew says pointing at the car.
A rejection buzz buzzes telling them no.
"One last guess to win the car." Drew says.
"22,011." Kitty says crossing her fingers.
"Show us 22,011." Drew says, but another buzz sounds. "Show us the actual retail price.
19,751 lights up.
Kitty stomps off pissed she didn't win, she wanted a new car.
"Can we have Santana Lopez, Rachel Berry and Kurt Hummel come on down." the announcer says.
"Good lucky baby," Brittany whispers.
"Behave you two and shout if anything is wrong." Santana softly says kissing their foreheads.
"San, you better behave." Brittany says.
Santana leans in and brushes her finger over Spencer's little forehead.
"Go," Brittany urges.
Santana keeps glancing back once she gets in her spot. She's going to be beating last and knows she has the best chance of winning.
"Here we have a lovely refrigerator." Drew says as the model's push it out.
"Two hundred dollars," Rachel says.
"Two hundred and one dollars," Kurt says smirking.
"One dollar," Santana says hoping her guess is right.
"Santana you are the closet to the retail price." Drew says frowning as the Latina slowly walks up.
"Well hello," Drew says looking for some reaction.
"Tell that fucking announcer it's Lopez-Pierce and let's fucking get to this game I needz to get back to my wife and daughter." Santana says softly smiling when she mentions wife.
"Are they here?" Drew stupidly asks.
"Of course they are idiot." Santana says glaring at him.
"Let's see your prize." Drew says rolling his eyes.
"How about a trip to beautiful Rome, Italy. You'll spend five days staying at Appia Antica Resort with a tour of the ancient cities." the announcer says.
"Now as you can see we're going to be playing Cliff Hangers. For any of you who don't know this game it's simple you have twenty-five dollars cushion to be wrong on three small prizes prices before Yodely Guy." Drew tells her.
Santana just nods looking out in the crowd at her wife and daughter. She's determined to win this trip for them.
"Okay first up we have this kettle." Drew says.
"Twenty," Santana says thinking it looks a heck of a lot cheaper than the one she had to buy for fucking Rachel.
"Is it twenty?" Drew asks and a buzz sounds.
Santana just stares down the cliff guy thing ignoring everything else. The guy stops at three.
"That's good the actual retail price was twenty-three dollars," Drew says and Santana just stares at him. "Our next item is a coffee maker."
"Forty-five," Santana says now craving some coffee.
"Is it forty-five?" Drew asks and yet again a buzz sounds.
"Shit," Santana whispers to herself as the guy goes pass ten, then twelve and finally stops at fifteen.
"The actual price is fifty-seven. You have to be within ten dollars to win the trip to Rome. The last item is this lovely toaster." Drew says.
"Twenty-five," Santana says sure she's won the trip.
"Is it twnty-five?" Drew asks and for the third time a buzz sounds.
The guy moves passed twenty and Santana starts to worry that she might not win. Luckily for her the guy stops at twenty-two.
"You have-"
Before Drew can continue Santana has leapt off the stage and runs over to her wife.
"Great job baby." Brittany whispers laying a big fat kiss on her lips.
"It's all for you." Santana whispers before heading back on the stage. "Sorry about that, but I just had to go kiss my wife." she says.
"It's fine we have to spin now to see who's going to be in the showcase." Drew says frowning as he realizes he recognizes the Latina who just competed.
Kitty having won nothing is going first, followed by Shannon and Santana.
"Give us one big spin and remember it has to make a full rotation." Drew tells them.
"You're so going down Santana." Kitty shouts.
"Dream on!" Santana shouts back. "No one has beaten me yet and I won't let you be first!"
Kitty spins a sixty-five cents and decides to stay. Shannon spins fifty-five cents and has to spin again, unluckily she hits sixty and goes over a dollar.
"I love you honey!" Brittany shouts holding Spencer up and clapping her little hands.
Santana smiles and waves at her family before spinning the wheel landing on seventy cents.
"And our first contestants going to the showcase is Santana Lopez-Pierce." Drew says.
"Good luck baby." Santana shouts knowing her wife is up next.
Brittany blushes at how hot her wife is winning them a trip. Cradling Spencer to her chest she taps her foot waiting for the announcer to call her up.
"Come on down Brittany Lopez-Pierce, Sam Evans and Noah Puckerman." the announcer says.
Brittany gently bounces Spencer against her to keep the baby calm.
"Today we have a LCD TV from Sony." Drew says. "Sam you get to bet first."
"Five hundred and fifty dollars." Sam says nodding his head.
"One dollar," Puck says smirking flexing his arms.
"Um hold on." Brittany says readjusting Spencer whose trying to climb up to her head. "Eight hundred and seventy-two dollars." she says.
There's a bling sound and Drew smiles.
"Someone has guessed the actual retail price. And the price is eight hundred and seventy-two dollars." Drew says. "You've won five hundred bucks."
Brittany slowly walks up on stage trying not to disturb the now sleeping baby.
"Thanks this will come in handy for diaper shopping later." Brittany says giving Drew a half hug.
"Well aren't you friendly." Drew says liking this girl the best thus far. "If you don't mind me asking why do you have a baby with you?"
"This is my and Santana's daughter Spencer. We decided to bring her with us since this is the first show we've been on since Santana gave birth." Brittany tells him.
"Oh now I know who you and the Latina before the commercial break are." Drew says realizing who they are now.
"Yep," Brittany says smiling.
"Okay well you're going to play one of my favorite games Plinko. I take it you know how to play." Drew says when he sees Brittany bouncing. "Well here is your chip and now let's see how many more you can win."
"Hurry up we need to get this all done before the baby wakes up." Brittany says rocking Spencer.
"The first item up is a Samsun clock radio Does the retail price start with a six or end with a seven." Drew asks.
"This is hard, but I'm going to have to go with ends in seven." Brittany says.
"Does it end with a seven?" Drew asks and the model opens it and it dings. "You're right at thirty-seven dollars you've won another chip."
Brittany wiggles her butt happy she's right.
"Our next item is this lovely Rolex ladies watch. Does the retail price start with a eight or end with a zero?" Drew asks.
"Hum I'm going to have to go with eight." Brittany says after some serious thinking.
"Does it start with an eight?" Drew asks and again when the model opens it and it dings. "For a second time you're right at eighty-five dollars you've won another chip." he says smiling at her. "The next item is a silver plate. Does the retail start with a five or end with a zero?" he asks.
"Zero," Brittany confidently says kissing Spencer's little head wishing Santana was up here too.
"Does it end with a zero?" Drew asks and yet again she is correct.
"Hurry up I want my sweet lady kisses." Brittany says wanting to drop these chips already.
"Our final item is this Nine purse. Does the retail price start with a seven or end with a two?" Drew asks.
"Two,"
"Wow well does it end with a two?" Drew asks and she is correct again. "You have won all five Plinko chips now go up the stairs and we'll see if you can win fifty grand."
"Finally," Brittany whispers.
Brittany drops the first chip and it falls into the hundred dollar slot. At this point Spencer has woken up and is frowning at the pegboard below her. Her frown deepens when Brittany drops the second chip and it makes bonking noises. The chip lands in the five hundred slot. The next two chips land in the ten thousand dollar slot causing everyone to cheer and Spencer's lip to jet out.
"Shh baby girl it's okay." Brittany whispers letting Spencer help her drop the last chip.
"Holy wow you've won thirty thousand and six hundred dollars!" Drew shouts.
Brittany shrugs and heads off stage to find Santana as Spencer keeps trying to nurse on her boobs.
"Well that was surprisingly weird, but on to the next group." Drew says glad to be done at least for now with the scary twosome.
"Mike Chang, Finn Hudson and Blaine Anderson come on down." the announcer says.
"We have this lovely kitchen set." Drew says. "Finn you start off our bidding."
"Um a dollar?" Finn asks.
Blaine stares at Finn in disbelief as that's a stupid bid going first.
"Two thousand dollars." Blaine says not wanting to go over.
"Three thousand dollars." Mike says.
"And the actual retail price is two thousand and six hundred dollars. Blaine come on up." Drew says rubbing his temple.
"Hello, I'm a huge fan. I tape every show so I can watch it after school." Blaine says all smiles.
"They you'll be glad to know that you have a chance to win a trip to Las Vegas. You'll be staying at the president suite at Caesars." Drew tells him.
Blaine claps happy that he has the chance to take Kurt on a trip.
"We're going to play Hi Lo. You're going to have to pick three of these six grocery items that you think are the highest priced." Drew tells him. "We have Skippy 16oz peanut butter, a 16 count of Claritin D, 20oz Rodger's BBQ sauce, a family size bag of Lay's potato chips, 6oz bag of parmesan goldfish and finally a 12oz tube of Crest tooth paste. Now what three items are the higher priced."
"Claritin D," Blaine says as that's an obvious one.
Drew picks up the card and shows that Claritin is fourteen ninety-nine.
"The potato chips," Blaine says.
Drew picks up that card that shows five ninety-nine.
"One more left," Drew says.
"BBQ sauce," Blaine says nodding his head.
Drew picks the card up and it shows six ninety-nine.
"Now that other three just have to be below five ninety-nine and you win the trip to Vegas." Drew says.
He pulls the peanut butter card first and it's two ninety-nine. The goldfish is one ninety-nine leaving only the tooth paste left.
"If this tooth paste cost is under five ninety-nine you win the trip to Vegas." Drew says picking up the last card. "And it cost four ninety-nine you win the trip to Vegas."
"Yes! Kurt baby we're going to Vegas!" Blaine shouts.
Meanwhile backstage Santana is fusing over her wife and daughter making sure that they are okay. She doesn't trust any TV hosts aside from Ellen and Chelsea Hander with her wife and daughter.
"He didn't say anything offensive or mean right?" Santana asks her arms wrapped around Brittany's waist.
"Sanny stop worrying everything was fine. He was actually quite nice." Brittany says knowing how worked up her wife gets.
"Sorry baby, but this is the first time I wasn't watching to make sure that you're okay and you know how I am." Santana sighs laying her head on her wife's shoulder.
"I know San, you like to use your vicious words at people who you think have wronged us. But you know I defiantly can protect us." Brittany softly says smiling over at Quinn who is holding Spencer.
"That you can Britt, but I don't want you to have to." Santana says.
"Oh baby you're so sweet."
"Lauren Zizes, Marley Rose and Dave Karofsky come on down." the announcer says.
"Hello all we have this lovely rug set. Dave you start the bidding." Drew says. "Um….." Dave says unsure of what to say. "One thousand dollars."
"One thousand three hundred and fifty dollars." Lauren says after staring down the rug.
"Two thousand dollars." Marley says.
"And the actual retail price is one thousand nine hundred dollars." Drew says as Lauren causal walks up.
Lauren levels Drew with a glare as she reaches him. She's hungry, tired and just wants a damn prize.
"Hello," Drew starts.
"Listen let's just get this shut done with quickly." Lauren says.
"Well….you have a chance to win this lovely now hot tub, spa set." Drew says.
"Yay," Lauren sarcastically says.
"You are going to be playing flip flop. These numbers aren't the actual price so you can flip the seven three to three seven or you can flop the five nine to nine five or you can flip and flop." Drew explains.
Lauren frowns as she stares at the numbers. The hot tub looks expensive and seats about eight. The spa is much smaller, but still nice. She doubts that it costs seven thousand dollars though so that leaves the three and the second half she'll just wing it.
"I want to flip and flop." Lauren confidently says.
"Okay is the actual price three thousand seven hundred and ninety-five dollars?" Drew asks.
Lauren rolls her eyes understands now why Santana always complains about the hosts.
"You're right you have won the hot tub, spa set!" Drew shouts.
"Whatever let's get this over with so I can get back to wrestling." Lauren says as they're now in front of the wheel.
"Welcome back to the stage Brittany, Blaine. I'm assuming you all know what to do so Lauren you go first, then Blaine and Brittany you're last." Drew says.
Lauren grabs the wheel and gives the huge thing one of the biggest spins ever. It rotates five times fast before it starts to slow down. After eight more full rotations it finally stops on twenty-five cents. Of course she spins again, but only hits fifteen cents. Blaine's spin goes much better as he hits sixty cents and stays. Brittany who isn't holding Spencer as she left her with Santana backstage gives the wheel a spin crossing her fingers. The wheel stops on seventy cents.
"Yes!" Brittany shouts doing a cute fist pump.
"So we're in the showcase together." Santana says kissing her wife on the lips.
"I guess we're keeping our streak of amazingness going." Brittany says smiling as she takes Spencer out of Santana's arms.
"That we are and we're bringing Spencer into our awesomeness." Santana says loving how amazing her wife looks holding their daughter.
"I love sappy Santana, but come on I want to see our prizes." Brittany says.
"Okay baby," Santana says.
Drew grimaces when Santana comes out with her arm wrapped around Brittany.
"Welcome to the showcase we have wives Brittany and Santana Lopez-Pierce or Pierce-Lopez I can't remember anymore completing." Drew says.
Santana keeps ahold of Brittany's hand as they stand at their respective things. She's willing to throw this so her wife can win and give her that I'm so in love and proud of you smile.
"Our first prize is a wonderful trip to…..beautiful Hawaii for two. You'll be staying for two weeks at the Hyatt Regency in Maui. While there you'll enjoy an afternoon of scuba diving, a helicopter ride to a private secluded beach and two sessions of hula dancing and surfing." the announcer says. "Also this brand new car. This Dodge Dart SE comes with a year subscription of satellite radio."
"Well Brittany do you want this showcase or are you going to pass?" Drew asks.
Brittany looks over at Santana who shrugs hoping the next prize is better.
"I'm going to pass." Brittany says squeezing Santana's hand.
"Well Santana what is your bid?" Drew asks.
"Hum…..twenty thousand nine hundred and twenty-three dollars." Santana says smiling.
"Okay now Brittany let's see your showcase." Drew says glad this is almost over.
"Brittany we start out with a Honda motorcycle and gear that you may want to use on your trip for two to Greece. You will spend three weeks traveling all over Greece taking in all the historic building and places along with some new ones. You'll be then heading to spend a week in Venice, Italy. Where you will get to ride on the famous gondolas." the announcer says.
"Well Brittany what's your bid?" Drew asks.
Brittany kisses Spencer on the head knowing she's going to use the birthdays of her two favorite people in the world to make this number.
"Thirty thousand two hundred and thirteen dollars." Brittany says pulling Santana into her side.
Drew doesn't say anything as Santana is glaring at him so he grabs the card that has the actual price.
"Well Santana your Hawaii trip and car's actual price is twenty-five thousand seven hundred and twenty-nine dollars. You're four thousand eight hundred and six dollars off. Now Brittany let's see what your showcase's actual retail price is." Drew says.
Brittany gives Santana a loving look and kisses her cheek.
"You're so sweet." Brittany whispers.
"Only to my two girls." Santana whispers squeezing her wife tighter to her.
"The actual retail price is thirty-one thousand five hundred and seventy-five dollars. With a difference of one thousand three hundred and sixty-two dollars you've won the showcase."
At this point the two women are no longer paying attention as they're sucking face.
"The poor baby!" Quinn shouts running out and grabbing Spencer from Brittany covering the baby's eyes. "I'll watch my poor niece." she says.
"Let go…of my daughter-"
Brittany shuts her wife up with a kiss.
"And this is the Price is Right till next time." Drew says.
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"I can't believe we're moving to New York." Brittany happily says bouncing in her seat.
They're currently driving from Ohio to New York City with Quinn and Rachel (only because of Brittany's pout) who are both asleep in the back with Spencer. Their parents drove their stuff up there yesterday. Santana's going to be going part time to NYU and Brittany's going to be working as a dance teacher at a small studio. They both still have their millions from all the wins as Santana's stingy about spending it.
"Believe it baby we're finally getting out of Lima." Santana says taking her right hand off the wheel and reaches over for Brittany's hand.
"Yeah and we can do more shows now." Brittany says to a shocked Santana who thought she was done.