1# Live through his killing spell...it worked for Harry.

2# Cuddle him at random moments.

3# Get photos of him naked.

4# Send the photos to Snape.

5# Blame it Lucius.

6# Tell him Wormtail has a crush on him.

7# Set him up on a blind date with Wormtail.

8# Live through his killing spell...again.

9# Tell people he's ''Really just a big softie!''.

10# Dress up as him of Halloween.

11# Dress up as Harry Potter, dressing up as him for Halloween.

12# Write him a love letter.

13# Say the letters from Snape.

14# Spread rumors of his and Snapes private relationship.

15# Hug him.

16# All the time.

17# In front of his death eaters.

18# Talk about Harry Potters beautiful eyes...like all day.

19# Make nose jokes.

20# Make more nose jokes.

21# Hug him.

22# Show him what killing Diggory really did.

23# Laugh at him when he screams.

24# Spread rumors that he has a "Beard fetish".

25# Put Nagini in your boot and go around telling everyone "Theres a snake in my boot!".

26# Correct the way he pronounces spells in a very Hermione Granger manner.

27# Tell him he reminds you of Donald Trump.

28# Watch him get offend by 27#.

29# Ask him if can sneeze even though he doesn't have a nose.

30# Tell him that you have have seen things in a toilet with better plans than his.

31# Just be generally happy.

32# Tell him you ship him and Professor Quirrell.

33# When he asks why you ship him and Professor Quirrell, make him watch all three Starkid Harry Potter Musical Productions.

34# Laugh at him when you catch him singing one of the songs from A Very Potter Musical.

35# Ask him if hes just grumpy because he need to get laid.

36# Then tell him Wormtail would be glad to help warm his bed at night.

37# Make more nose jokes.

38# Cover his walls with pictures of Neville Longbottom.

39# Convince his death eaters that he cross dresses in his spare time.

40# Say the words "Thats hot.", to everything he says.

E,g: "I will be the one to kill Harry Potter." Says Voldemort.

"Thats hot." You nod at him with a serious expression.

41# Steal on the death eaters masks and paint lighting bolts on the foreheads.

42# Tell him its okay to gay and that you and all the death eaters will love him anyway.

43# Make him watch The Carebears.

44# Force all the death eaters to play Duck, Duck, Goose with you.

45# Tell Voldemort he can't play.

46# Buy him a wig for christmas.

47# Make more nose jokes.

48# Walk up to him and say "It got your nose! Wait..."

49# Repeat list.

50# Give him the list and run.