Second story! This is what happens when you are up at a college for hours after finishing things up with class, haha! Kurt Angle is one of my FAVORITE people on the planet, also one of the funniest men ever to step foot in the WWE, so I had to do a story surrounding him. Enjoy!
"May I have your attention please."
The Olympic Gold Medalist sighed as he watched his co-workers continue to speak, after he has asked for silence. He couldn't believe he actually had to speak with these idiots, but maybe with him being the natural born leader that he is, he will be able to conform them to his standards. He glanced over at his buddy Shelton on his right, before nodding at Charlie on his left. His two prodigies went to find any item they could to slam into the walls, making every wrestler in the room jump in fear.
As the two young men chuckled, they joined Kurt Angle at his sides, impressed by their feat of toughness. "That's more like it." Kurt said happily, clapping from the actions that just took place by Team Angle. As Kurt cleared his throat, he heard a muffled "YOU SUCK" from the direction of Los Guerreros. He hated those two, and it was a matter of time before he made sure Team Angle snatched away those World Tag Team Championships. Kurt shook his head angrily before speaking, locking eyes with Eddie Guerrero.
"As I said, Eddie and Chavo..May I have your attention?" Eddie stood up, mischievously smiling before saluting Kurt in a silly manner. "Why sure, medal boy. I'll give you some attention. Seems like that's what you boys are lacking these days, since you have to go bang on walls to have someone listen to you..." Eddie gave Kurt a challenging smile as Shelton and Charlie were held back from approaching Eddie. Kurt gave Eddie a sly smile, while sizing the smaller man up.
"Eddie, you need to learn your place. Now, I don't have time to speak to some low-life thief like yourself personally, I have a meeting to hold for all employees of World Wrestling Entertainment. Now if you don't mind... Please be seated, or we will seat you personally." Eddie's blood boiled as Chavo lead him to his seat, causing a evil chuckle to rise from Angle's throat. As he took a stand at his pew again, he nodded at all of his peasants, of course he meant friends in his mind, and he began to speak.
"Now, there is a new change coming into the WWE, and I, Kurt Angle, want to be the first to let all of you know. Of course you all aren't used to having a man of my caliber speak to you about such manners, but please know that I will put this into terms that even you can understand. After Wrestlemania 19, I will be your new WWE Champion." Before he could finish, over 100 groans and boos filled the room, and he could even hear the outcry of the fans out in the arena in San Antonio, TX. Ungrateful bastards.
"Anyway, I'm going to take that as happiness. I will be your new leader, not that muscle head Brock Lesnar who can barely tie his shoes, but me, Kurt Angle!" Kurt lifted his hands, as he heard the millions of cheers worldwide, saluting an amazing Olympic Gold Medalist like himself for this amazing victory. Well, of course this was all in Kurt's head, because the true reaction was that of hundreds of angered WWE employees, throwing anything at Team Angle to get them off the stage. But of course, Kurt knew this was just their way of expressing sincere gratitude.
It's true, It's true.