A Robot Chicken Poem
Why did the chicken cross the road?
To get to the otherside of course
Did he make it to the otherside before it was too late
Looking back at the worst possible moment who knows do you see him
Well I sure don't all I see is two red streaks of misery
Smeared across the ground as it starts to rain
Guess the poor chicken didn't make it or did he now turned into a cyborg
By a deranged mad scientist and strapped to an old wooden chair
With absolutely no means of escape
So what is a frantic yet sad cyborg chicken to do
Being forced to watch parodies of shows and characters you know
Or at least you thought you knew with a surprising
Yet shocking twist you didn't see coming