Rent-A-Mew

The girls were bored. It had been a slow week at the café, and no customers had come in for 12 minutes. Ryou and Keiichiro were out buying more supplies. Then, the silence was broken by Lettuce screaming, "The oven door won't open!"

Zakuro replied, "Alright, let's see what problem is." The other girls followed her into the kitchen. There, a frantic Lettuce tried pulling the door open, but it wouldn't budge.

Ichigo took one look at it and said, "Yep, it's broken."

"Very good observation, Ichigo-chan," Zakuro said. "Now let's get the proper tools and-" She was then interrupted when Ichigo grabbed a wrench and began whacking the oven with it. Pudding soon followed with a hammer. "WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING?!"

"Oh lord," Mint replied. "May I interject?! Maybe we should try turning off the oven first, guys."

"Got it," Pudding replied. The young, blonde-haired girl then reached for the temperature dial. She tried turning it, but instead, she accidentally ripped it off. "I think it's off now, na no da."

Zakuro said, "That's the wrong kind of off!" The oven began emitting a massive amount of smoke before suddenly, the 4 stove tops popped off, letting out more smoke.

"We need a proper mechanic to fix this," Mint said.

A now very angry Ichigo replied while gritting her teeth, "No, everything's under control. We have the ultimate tool." She then pointed to Pudding. "What is it, na no da?"

After several minutes of hard labour while using Pudding as a tool, Ichigo said, "We were born to fix things, Zakuro-san."

"You call this a natural talent?" Zakuro replied. The oven was now nothing but a random collection of pipes and metal. "This is far from fixed!"

"Hey guys," Pudding said. "Can I build a birdhouse with this stuff, na no da?"

"Pudding-chan," Mint replied. "Where did you eviscerate that heat radiator from?"

"There," Pudding replied. She pointed to a heating pipe that had been destroyed by Pudding when she ripped the radiator off. It was now emitting hot steam.

"Oh my God," Zakuro replied. "We are so screwed when Ryou and Keiichiro find out."

"Ugh," Lettuce replied. "It feels like a sauna in here."

"That's it," Ichigo replied. "We can pay off the damages by running a sauna! Thank God for your bright ideas, Lettuce-chan!"

After 23 minutes of work, the sauna opened. Immediately, a small crowd of 6 people formed near the café. Ichigo said, "Welcome to Chez la Sueur, Tokyo's best sauna!" They then began letting in customers.

As the next few customers we're let in, Ichigo recognized a few faces in the slightly growing crowd. She said, "Aoyama-kun! Over here!" Masaya then walked over.

He said, "Nice setup you guys got here. I had no idea Ryou and Keiichiro ran a sauna." Ichigo blushed at the idea of Masaya, shirtless, in the sauna.

"I'll explain everything later."

Kisshu, Pai, and Taruto all walked over to the sauna after Kisshu had noticed it while scanning the city. He said, "Chez la Sueur, I think it's French for 'At the home of the Sweat.'"

"Let's go in," Taruto said. "C'mon, it'll be fun."

"Fine," Pai replied. "I could use a good rest." The 3 then walked in.

Ichigo began greeting them when she noticed Kisshu. She said, "Oh, hi guys. What are you 3 doing here?"

"We're bored and tired," Kisshu replied. "I found this place while flying over the city." The 3 were then taken to the make changing rooms, where they put on towers and were escorted to the sauna by Zakuro.

On the way, Pudding, who was tied to a support beam and was giving out towels, said, "Hey Taruto! How's it going, na no da?"

"Good," Taruto replied. "What are you doing here?"

"I'm a towel rack, na no da!"

"I see. Well, I'll see you later."

The 3 were then brought into the sauna. By now, Masaya, Miwa, Moe, and Berry were inside. Berry said, "Come on in! The heat's great!"

Ichigo then came in and asked, "How's it going, everyone?" They all replied back positively. "Anyway, I hope you all enjoy this, so sit back and relax."

Pai enjoyed it most of all. He then got up and turned up the heat. However, as he did, his towel, and his underwear, fell off by accident. He said, "Ohhhhhh crap."

As Zakuro was approaching the sauna, he heard some people get up and run away. Miwa and Moe both reacted in shock and ran out first. Masaya soon followed, saying, "Get me brain bleach!" Berry ran out alongside Taruto, who was laughing.

Then Kisshu came out, pointing at the sauna and saying, "You're on your own, Pai! Ahahahahahahahahaha!"

"Oh Jesus," Zakuro said as Pai came out. "Pai, cover yourself up! Get a towel!"

Ichigo walked in and blushed as she said, "This isn't good."

Then, Pudding crashed through the wall, still tied to the beam, and said, "Free towel rack, at your service!"

Zakuro began by saying, "I can't bear to watch..." She then turned around and screamed, "IS THAT THE CENTRAL SUPPORT BEAM TO THE CAFÉ?!"

"What's a central support beam, na no da?"

The walls then began to crack as the café began to give way. "Oh shi-" Zakuro was then cut off by the café collapsing in on itself.

Afterwards, Masaya got up from the rubble, badly bruised, and said, "Ugh... That hurt... We are all so dead when Ryou and Keiichiro find out." Several others then stood up from the rubble.

Pai replied, "They don't have to know. Everybody stand back." He then pulled out an odd device. As it glowed, the café was slowly put back together. Within 3 minutes, everybody had left, and the café was fixed.

Ryou and Keiichiro returned 6 minutes later to find the café exactly as it was when they left. Ryou said, "Good job everyone. I see you all managed to keep the café up and running while we were gone."

"Yep," Zakuro replied. "We did." She thought in the back of her mind, "Like hell we did."

Keiichiro then went to the kitchen to check on an oven where a plain cake was being cooked. He then said, "The oven door won't open! I need help!"