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Chapter 1
AN Dis iiz mi stury. MI friend edited it 4 me. You're the best, Darry! HI DARRY
BOOK 1: JO BELLE POTTER AND THE SORCERURS STON
Chapter 1: Dumbledore
Mi nam is Jo bele Susie lilee Puttr. I waz drupped uff at mi uncl and ants hose. My IQ just dropped to 0
wen I waz 3 da dark lurd volddenut killd mi parents. I used to hav a bruthr but he livs in engglnd. Now mi ant in uncl in sutth carulia razed me. Why did she have to use the state I used to live in before I moved back to singapore? Trust me everyone from south carolina is NOT like this!
Dey r abusive. Dey rap and hurt me. They rap with you?
I hav durty blond hair, that hangs down to mi feet. i hav dimond blu ies dat sparkl. That's not possible.
Sometimes my eis are green or yellow. OI am super hot!111111111 Doubt it.
1 dae I waz wlkin doewn da street nd I cm hom der was a ledder on da doorstep. I gspd!11111111111111 it sad hugwurts skill od wickraaf nd wizrdy. I tried to get it butt sdunely… … … … … … … … … … … … … … … … … … .. .. .. What the fuck is happeneing?
A knif came me!111111111111111 Im fast thouh, so I caut it nd thru it bak at mi dum uncl. dum uncl
it hit him in da crocht and he did. den antie Beatrice cam up. "U klld mi usbnd u freek!111111111111111" YOU HIT HIM IN THE CROTCH?
Hes nut ded.' I told hur. Den I wavd mi hnd n he cam bak to lif! "Jpo bel!" he screemd. jpo bEL GET BACK HURR.
Mi ant thru me acruss the rume.\ I hit da wull nd nearly pasd out! I think you should call the police.
"wuts dat letr u hav,' jo bel?" ant betric askd
"NOOO" Uncl sd. Why is he yelling?
"I hut wed stuppd it!" ant betrik sad. Can someone translate?
"den unl grvaed be nd thruuu me acrss da rume. DEN DA DUR FLU OPEN!111111111.. ….. .. .. . . .. . -GASP-
An old man was der. He had a long blak beerd. He spok in an awsum suthurn bretesh axnt. "I am Pruffsr ALbis Peeter Quintin alexndr Dumbldur!111111111" he crid. Why did dumbledore cry?
A flash uv litenin was seen oteside da durr. It lukeed lik mi scar. I hav a scar ov a litenn bult on mi 4hd. :O
Dumbldur sd. "Cum w/ me jo bel I hav ur bruthur."!1
2 B CNTUUD!